All these animations are snazzy.
But Zeph's is the best! (Obviously!)
Time for RE-DOMINATION!
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

MAFIA... and other forum games
Drunk Duck Mafia XXXII - Anarchy in Townston.
harkovast
at 2:47PM, July 26, 2010

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Hakoshen
at 3:40PM, July 26, 2010
What are you talking about an alliance between me and Crocty? You know he's part of the Kala-mafia-triad-cartel. There's no room for outcast vagabonds in that kind of organization! You know how many people I'd have to kill to get entry?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast
at 4:02PM, July 26, 2010
I was only one half of the elite scaring off team.
Without the additional scariness Zeph provided, my scariness would have been as of nothing!
Hak- Crocty has been buying yellow cake uranium off you for years and then eating it while he watches MSpaint adventures and pretends it is still funny!
The ties between your evil organisations are obvious, and after we destroy you I will ave zeph reveal the proof he has been saving!
Without the additional scariness Zeph provided, my scariness would have been as of nothing!
Hak- Crocty has been buying yellow cake uranium off you for years and then eating it while he watches MSpaint adventures and pretends it is still funny!
The ties between your evil organisations are obvious, and after we destroy you I will ave zeph reveal the proof he has been saving!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Hakoshen
at 4:06PM, July 26, 2010
harkovast
The ties between your evil organisations
I'm not part of an organization. I've always operated largely independently, if you've not noticed.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Ochitsukanai
at 4:11PM, July 26, 2010
HakoshenOh, it sounds like a business.
I've always operated largely independently, if you've not noticed.
“Hakoshen has been independently-owned for generations, and provided we continue to support him with our business can continue providing us all with the same great service we've come to expect. So talk to your friendly neighborhood Hakoshen today!”
I assume you're a hitman or rent cars to people or something. Either way, your commercials are gonna be pretty awesome. It won't sound shady at all if you're standing in front of a lot of cars!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:35PM, July 26, 2010
@Everyone: Thanks for all the info on gif making :D
@Hark: Hark you and Zeph do not make up the best team ever. The best team ever has already been formed and then disbanded cause it was to much for drunkduck to handle. Of course I'm speaking of http://www.drunkduck.com/BLANK_LIFE_insert_player_rokulily/index.php?p=628235
@Hark: Hark you and Zeph do not make up the best team ever. The best team ever has already been formed and then disbanded cause it was to much for drunkduck to handle. Of course I'm speaking of http://www.drunkduck.com/BLANK_LIFE_insert_player_rokulily/index.php?p=628235
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Product Placement
at 4:59PM, July 26, 2010
Day 1 narration:
“This is totally your fault!” roared Harkovast, pointing his finger vaguely into the crowd “-just you wait until I find you!”
“Jesus, man. Somebody better pay for this. I'm missing Full Life Consequences thanks to these shenanigans.” complained Crocty
“OH GOD! These boxes of Chili-con-carne dogs and Popping Madness corn are ruined! Their deliciousness is forever wasted.” sobbed Zeph, while groveling over the two dead boxes. The only signs of life were the occasional corn popping out of one of them.
Allot of people were furious about the turn of events, yet none was more furious then TheFlyingGreenMonkey.
“What is all this crap!” boomed the infuriated villager as Monkey stood on the steps of the burning Town Hall, catching everyones attention. “-Ever since childhood I have had a lifelong dream of walking up these steps and become the new Mayor of this town! On my way, I've had to tackle endless challenges. I had to overcome my speech impediment. 9 years of vocal classes! I established a successful magic store in the clouds in order to become financially stable. Do you have any ideas how hard it is to acquire property rights in the sky!? I even had to give up my lifelong search of finding myself a fancy new hat, so that I could focus on my organizing my upcoming campaign. But now all of this if for naught. You've blown up the building that was the subject of my admiration. How is this town going to survive without a Town Hall? How are we going to stand together as a unified force and drive the injustice away? How am I going to become your mayor if I can't get to live in the most fancy building in all of Townston!?”
By now, all clatter had died down as people stopped their random accusations to observe Monkey, pouring his heart out for all to hear. It was a moving speech that left everyone thinking and only the cracks of the fire behind him and the occasional popping sound that could be from a nearby box, could be heart as the rest stood silent.
“He did it.” Said a random person in the crowd, as a hand could be seen sticking out of the crowd, pointing directly at monkey.
“Arg! Get him!” thundered the mob as random pitchforks and torches were lifted into the sky.
“Hold it we can surely… ah crap” cursed TFGM as he jumped off the side of the steps in order to dodge the raging mass. “-I'm so going to let you guys pay for this the day I make Mayor” he said as he ran down an empty street, hoping to escape.
A set of wheels locked as they screeched down the pavement and an unforgiving hood ornament made short work of the running fugitive.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Townie suffered a Bad Ending!
“Jesus! Made it just in time!” Said seventy2 as he jumped out of the car. I was so afraid I was going to miss this. “So who are we going to lynch?”
Day 1 is over.
Night 1 has begun.
“This is totally your fault!” roared Harkovast, pointing his finger vaguely into the crowd “-just you wait until I find you!”
“Jesus, man. Somebody better pay for this. I'm missing Full Life Consequences thanks to these shenanigans.” complained Crocty
“OH GOD! These boxes of Chili-con-carne dogs and Popping Madness corn are ruined! Their deliciousness is forever wasted.” sobbed Zeph, while groveling over the two dead boxes. The only signs of life were the occasional corn popping out of one of them.
Allot of people were furious about the turn of events, yet none was more furious then TheFlyingGreenMonkey.
“What is all this crap!” boomed the infuriated villager as Monkey stood on the steps of the burning Town Hall, catching everyones attention. “-Ever since childhood I have had a lifelong dream of walking up these steps and become the new Mayor of this town! On my way, I've had to tackle endless challenges. I had to overcome my speech impediment. 9 years of vocal classes! I established a successful magic store in the clouds in order to become financially stable. Do you have any ideas how hard it is to acquire property rights in the sky!? I even had to give up my lifelong search of finding myself a fancy new hat, so that I could focus on my organizing my upcoming campaign. But now all of this if for naught. You've blown up the building that was the subject of my admiration. How is this town going to survive without a Town Hall? How are we going to stand together as a unified force and drive the injustice away? How am I going to become your mayor if I can't get to live in the most fancy building in all of Townston!?”
By now, all clatter had died down as people stopped their random accusations to observe Monkey, pouring his heart out for all to hear. It was a moving speech that left everyone thinking and only the cracks of the fire behind him and the occasional popping sound that could be from a nearby box, could be heart as the rest stood silent.
“He did it.” Said a random person in the crowd, as a hand could be seen sticking out of the crowd, pointing directly at monkey.
“Arg! Get him!” thundered the mob as random pitchforks and torches were lifted into the sky.
“Hold it we can surely… ah crap” cursed TFGM as he jumped off the side of the steps in order to dodge the raging mass. “-I'm so going to let you guys pay for this the day I make Mayor” he said as he ran down an empty street, hoping to escape.
A set of wheels locked as they screeched down the pavement and an unforgiving hood ornament made short work of the running fugitive.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Townie suffered a Bad Ending!
“Jesus! Made it just in time!” Said seventy2 as he jumped out of the car. I was so afraid I was going to miss this. “So who are we going to lynch?”
Day 1 is over.
Night 1 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
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kitty17
at 5:13PM, July 26, 2010
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Product Placement
at 5:18PM, July 26, 2010
Just to clarify the rules related the revival power of the paramedic:
Since TFGM was killed in a lynch, he is now perma-dead. He can't be revived. Had the night however ended in lynch complications then the paramedic could have revived someone who died then. He can also choose to revive someone who may be killed in the following night but he can only pick one person. Everyone else will perma-die.
Since anyone who dies in a lynching complication or a murder has the possibility of being revived, I will not be mentioning the roles of the players who die in those events. Instead, I will wait until the paramedic is unable to revive them before I go and edit the narrations, revealing their roles. All players who are possible candidates for a revival are therefore considered still in the game and are not allowed to behave like a dead player (asking the GM or other players about their roles or the identity of the mafia or similar acts).
So in short. Monkey is dead dead. Anyone who is attacked tonight could be revived by the paramedic so we will not know if they're dead or not until the end of the next day.
Any questions?
Since TFGM was killed in a lynch, he is now perma-dead. He can't be revived. Had the night however ended in lynch complications then the paramedic could have revived someone who died then. He can also choose to revive someone who may be killed in the following night but he can only pick one person. Everyone else will perma-die.
Since anyone who dies in a lynching complication or a murder has the possibility of being revived, I will not be mentioning the roles of the players who die in those events. Instead, I will wait until the paramedic is unable to revive them before I go and edit the narrations, revealing their roles. All players who are possible candidates for a revival are therefore considered still in the game and are not allowed to behave like a dead player (asking the GM or other players about their roles or the identity of the mafia or similar acts).
So in short. Monkey is dead dead. Anyone who is attacked tonight could be revived by the paramedic so we will not know if they're dead or not until the end of the next day.
Any questions?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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Salsa
at 5:22PM, July 26, 2010
Product Placement
Any questions?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Why did you have to kill my reviewing partner? TToTT
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
same
at 5:25PM, July 26, 2010
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same
at 5:27PM, July 26, 2010
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pastel
at 5:45PM, July 26, 2010
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herio
at 5:56PM, July 26, 2010
its dark depressing more nor words * gets a tench coat and hat* lets do this*pokes TheFlyingGreenMonkey with a stick * hes dead menny blowy to the and i deduse this was a set up by by“ points at a someone over there ” that guy!"
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 6:15PM, July 26, 2010
kitty17
NINOMIYA-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I'll just never learn will I?
Also I just uploaded my new fightsplosion pages! Please go check them out here http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=237&tid=53595&pid=784157#784157
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Zeph
at 6:15PM, July 26, 2010
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Zeph
at 6:22PM, July 26, 2010
pastelZeph
http://www.drunkduck.com/Dealing_with_Mafia/?p=727088
No u.
nuh uh, u.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Zeph
at 6:26PM, July 26, 2010
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
harkovast
at 6:28PM, July 26, 2010
What happen to that U is just a taster of the fate that awaits those oppose the Hark/Zeph alliance!
We deliberately manipulated the town to lynch flying green monkey to serve as an example of what would happen if you cross us.
Mess with HZA (hark and zeph alliance you illiterate goons!) and you are going down!
OLD SCHOOL!
We deliberately manipulated the town to lynch flying green monkey to serve as an example of what would happen if you cross us.
Mess with HZA (hark and zeph alliance you illiterate goons!) and you are going down!
OLD SCHOOL!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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jninjashadow
at 6:36PM, July 26, 2010
Hark…
More nonsensical rambling about alliance
Hmmmm… Ok, well you know what I have an alliance too! With… uh… PP! YEAH! BFFS and such!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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harkovast
at 6:38PM, July 26, 2010
Jninjashadow you are either with me and zeph or with our enemies (crocty and Hakoshen), and our enemies get no mercy.
Of course, in our tough, manly, ruggedly handsome team we have no time for people tryign to kiss our asses. So if you are with us, we will destroy you anyway!
That is how me and the Z-man roll!
Of course, in our tough, manly, ruggedly handsome team we have no time for people tryign to kiss our asses. So if you are with us, we will destroy you anyway!
That is how me and the Z-man roll!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Salsa
at 6:46PM, July 26, 2010
Maybe I should have had Hark be at the center of that blast…
RAGE!
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jninjashadow
at 6:47PM, July 26, 2010
Hmmm Hark, your insanity rivals mine… Very well, only one option left… I offer you the opportunity to join my enterprise! Yes, I could use a delusional cat man… would go well with the very tiny mage and multidimensional potted plant…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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crocty
at 6:57PM, July 26, 2010
Product PlacementPastel's a guy? I always thought he was a camp girl.
Now that's some fine quality burn, right there.
And so gentlemanlike too.
Also yay we killed TFGM.
Great work team.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 6:59PM, July 26, 2010
To pastel: Animagic free and absolutely sure it has no viruses?
To kitty: Is Easytoon good enough ya think?
I miss being able to make gifs that move instead of wmv's.
To kitty: Is Easytoon good enough ya think?
I miss being able to make gifs that move instead of wmv's.
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jninjashadow
at 7:01PM, July 26, 2010
croctyWhose we? My hands are clean… for once…
Also yay we killed TFGM.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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