The explosion knocked the jar off the shelf.

Why is BK only late when I am in a hurry. Don't worry. There will be a page up by mdnight…I hope.

Maybe my lynch plan alreayd worked and hes not comming?

The town of DrunkDuckburg waits with baited breath for the arrival of their fearless game master. Will this bring about the final clues as to the mystery of the conflicting win conditions? Who knows? Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?

…


…

The Shadow knows.

Dukat
The town of DrunkDuckburg waits with baited breath for the arrival of their fearless game master. Will this bring about the final clues as to the mystery of the conflicting win conditions? Who knows? Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?

…


…

The Shadow knows.

We aren't DrunkDuckburg. We are Townston.

As the clear blue sky fades to a brilliant orange, the town waited. Could this be the end of the game? Dear God why won't she let us go?! Harkovast cries, “I'll lynch you BK!” but pyo-hohoho! THE GAME WILL GO ON!

And on and on and on.

And so they waited. And waited. And waited. Until the brilliant orange flared and faded into a great enveloping darkness. As the townies look up towards the slowly awakening stars, it feels as if they are falling upward into its eternal inky depths. How magnificent the universe must be! If the earth spins and spins and spins, will it gather momentum and fling them into the very heavens they are gazing into?

And they waited. And waited. And waited.

The sun slowly spreads its warm glow, reaching and swallowing one star after another and still the townies waited.

And waited. And waited. And waited.

The sun burst out from the horizon! Oh! Like fire it burned slow but true, eating away the darkness and bringing in a new day.

And still they waited. And waited. And waited.

But nothing came.

- - -

DAY 8! Lynching still needs to happen imo. Phase ends tomorrow at 6 PM EST~ (That would be Wednesday imo.)

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Dead player:
13. korosu : townie (night hit on Night 1)
19. SpANG: detective (lynched on Day 2)
12. leaderofstars: vigilante (night hit on Night 2)
8. Skullbie: bodyguard (night hit on Night 2)
20. humorman: townie (night hit on Night 3)
2. Skoolmunkee: mafia (lynched on Day 4)
17. Mutation: paramedic (night hit on Night 4)
10. odysseus55: mafia (“lynched” on Day 5)
16. Niccea: godfather (lynched on Day 6)
4. the2ndredbaron: townie (lynched on Day 7)
7. Sea_Cow: mad hatter (lynched on Day 7)
9. Nersop: paramedic (blew up on Day 7)
18. waff: townie (blew up on Day 7)


Total number of alive players: 7
1. harkovast
3. Ozoneocean
5. gullas
6. highspeedcomics
11. martinlo_23
14. Vakanai
15. Gasp Its Jake


2 of 6 roles
1 of 1 Mayor
0 of 1 Pardoner
1 of 2 bodyguards
0 of 1 vigilante
0 of 2 paramedics
1 of 1 veteran
1 of 1 paranoid
0 of 1 detective

S.T.A.B.
0 of 4 mafia
0 of 1 Godfather
0 of 1 Mad Hatter
0 of 2 Mafias

Niccea

Dukat
The town of DrunkDuckburg waits with baited breath for the arrival of their fearless game master. Will this bring about the final clues as to the mystery of the conflicting win conditions? Who knows? Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?

…


…

The Shadow knows.

We aren't DrunkDuckburg. We are Townston.

We're DrunkDuckburg if I say we are!

*readies the catapult*

But WHO we will lynch?Every(thank god)mafia member is dead.

Aughah! *shakes fist at BK*

…wait… I'm dead? D:

Nersop
…wait… I'm dead? D:

Agh. *nods*

Niccea
*readies the catapult*

*sets up a target 5 miles away with barbed wire, tin tacks and a spiky tentacly thing* launch dukat over here niccea, dukat this is for mangaling our towns name.

*rounds on Dukat with a cruel smile on her face*

*Smiles and holds up a remote detonator*

Not this time.

*Presses the button, blowing up the catapult and barbed wire field*

*contents herself to merely haunt Dukat*

Niccea

Nersop
…wait… I'm dead? D:

Agh. *nods*

…are there zombie apocalypses in this game?

Nersop

Niccea

Nersop
…wait… I'm dead? D:

Agh. *nods*

…are there zombie apocalypses in this game?

No. We found a loophole to dead speaking, so we are just being undead. I'm a ghost, waff and Skool are zombies and Ody is a moving puddle.

Lynching?
what the hell?
There is no one to lynch!
We have to lynch for a reason!
Who are we trying to route out?
What are we trying to achieve?
Just evict people till something happens?
I'm here to play mafia not big freakin brother.
I feel like I just crossed the finish line adn tehn got told there are another 800 metres to run, but there is not going to be any clearly marked track for which direction I have to go and so I should jsut run around adn someone will shout if I cross the new finish line.
If someone was still murdering maybe, but nothing is happening! We have no motivation to do any lynchings because there is no enemy to fight.

Tell you what, if you want someone to lynch, lynch me!
Why not? I'm not doing anything any more and I am on the brink of walking on this whole game anyway.
So yeah, kill me! Nothing will happen because I am just a townie, but I hope it will serve as a protest vote against this pointless turn of events.

Since it seems I am not allowed to vote for black kitty, I vote to lynch harkovast.

Jane, get me off this crazy thing!

“I rove oo rorge”

Don't give in Hark. You can still come out on top. Please keep going or my death would be in vain. I must rest in peace!

Well since I don't know what the objective is anymore, perhaps I should try and get myself killed ASAP?
That is as likely to be the right answer as anything else. If it doesn;t work, all try standing on one leg and hopping up and down.
This game is just random guess work now, which is silly, so I will randomly guess something even sillier.
Maybe I have the devil in me? Who knows?
Perhaps BK is going to come on and tell me I just won because killing yourself was the secret answer?
At least you can all rest assured that whatever is going on, I am not involved in it in anyway.

In better news. I have a comic idea…it will literally be filler with no point since nothing happened. Let me give you a hint…it involves catapults and a horde of zombies.

Niccea
*contents herself to merely haunt Dukat*

That's fine, as long as you're female, over 18 and cute. ^_^


And Hark, don't lose hope. There is someone left to kill, unfortunately I can't say much more than this. That one person stands between the town and total victory, it's the 60' rope climb at the end of the obstacle course! You're in the final stretch, go back, check through the clues, make sure you didn't miss something, never know when you've over looked something minor. Clues wont always stand out and scream “I'M A CLUE!” you might have to look a little deeper. BK is good at finding the obscure clues.

*continues to haunt Dukat regardless of conditions* I do meet them though.

If you hadn't, I would have just called the Ghostbusters in. But as you do it's all good.

It would help if I knew what the person I am supposed to lynch is guilty of.
Frankly, they dont seem to be doing anything wrong right now so I say live and let live.
If their crimes are too minor to notice then I'm happy to let them off with a warning.
I was all fired up to start a new game, not just drag this on forever.

OK people. For this game to finally end we need someone to lynch and it needs to be the right person.

As far as I can see there are two factors to consider: BKs clues and townies without a role.
BK's clues are probably more important since BK was secretive enough to add this hidden condition the townie we need to lynch may also be one with a role already. But since we don't know that for sure I say we consider both things.

BKs clues
Lately we have this:

BK's clues
And so they waited. And waited. And waited. Until the brilliant orange flared and faded into a great enveloping darkness. As the townies look up towards the slowly awakening stars, it feels as if they are falling upward into its eternal inky depths. How magnificent the universe must be! If the earth spins and spins and spins, will it gather momentum and fling them into the very heavens they are gazing into?

And they waited. And waited. And waited.

The sun slowly spreads its warm glow, reaching and swallowing one star after another and still the townies waited.

And waited. And waited. And waited.

The sun burst out from the horizon! Oh! Like fire it burned slow but true, eating away the darkness and bringing in a new day.

But nothing came.

That's where our clues are as far as I can tell.
There's the following in there:
1. Waiting. -Themes on time?
2. Sunset and sunrise.
3. Spinning earth, the universe, and stars. -Themes on space? SciFi? An awe inspiring sight?
4. The Sky.
5. Falling.
6. Spinning and flinging.
7. The colours black and orange.

Who does that apply too? What does it apply too?

People left alive and their roles:
1. harkovast - No Role
3. Ozoneocean - The Mayor, bit no other role.
5. gullas - Paranoid
6. highspeedcomics - My Bodygaurd
11. martinlo_23 - No Role
14. Vakanai - Veteran
15. Gasp Its Jake - No Role

We should start by looking at those with no other role. I'll exclude myself because I KNOW BK didn't give me any special roles. I also strongly doubt that it's Harkovast. So I'm going to start with these two now:
Martinlo and Gasp its Jake.

What do they have in profiles or sigs that ties them to those possible clues?
If I find nothing I'll expand it to townies with roles.

Ozone has the right idea! Go review those clues!

Martinlo and the clues:

-Likes a character called "Shaddow"
-His penguin is fiery orange. Also mentions fiery stuff in his sig.
-He mentions lycanthropy in his profile; a MOON focused disease.
-His comic features a lot of waiting with nothing happening, Wide open sky, going from darkness to light and back again.

…I don't like it though.
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Gasp its Jake and the clues:

-His profile has nothing at all. Maybe that's the Waiting part?
-His name has Gasp in it. Something people say in Awe… Of big universes? Hahaha…

…He has nothing in his sig, and his avi is hatpire looking at a doll with no head. I have no leads there.
But that also comes back to the last line of BK's clues:

BK
But nothing came.

-Maybe that refers to Gasp and his nothingness?

OK, time to consider those with roles.

It's good to see that someone hasn't lost hope in this game.

Just don't hate BK for this!