Once again srry, but It's Monkey in charge of who fights who. You got a beef with it, don't throw things at me. Or do I have to call forth my bulldog?

Narration:
One day Bowmen Bob was skipping through a field a flowers when Paladin Paul appeared from out of a time machine.
“Pew Pew” Said Paladin Paul to the pile of ash that was once Bob.
Paladin wins.

^
genius.

…just genius…

10 points.

Bowman 'cause I like an underdog story.

The Paladin would win, undeniably hands down.

Someone
The T-51b Powered Infantry Armor is designed with the latest passive defense features for both civilian and military disturbances. The back-mounted TX-28 MicroFusion Pack generates 60,000 Watts to power the HiFlo hydraulic systems built into the frame of the suit. Made of the latest poly-laminate composite, the T-51b shell is lightweight and capable of absorbing over 2,500 Joules of kinetic impact. The 10 micron silver ablative coating can reflect laser and radiation emissions without damage to the composite subsurface.

Point of reference;



1000J



1500J



2600J



By modern weapon standards, it would take a Russian sniper rifle, or something of similar caliber to penetrate that armor. Want to know how much a longbow can produce? 150J at optimal range. I'm sorry, but not even I can spin this into a possible victory for the bowman without seriously handicapping the paladin.

So, should you ask Monkey about his choice, or should I?

I could write it, but no one would believe it.

EDIT: I know that's not an answer to your question; if you want me to go ahead I can come up with something. Maybe put the paladin in the scout armor.

Maybe we should set the paladin aside, I never thought I would say this, but he's just too goddamn awesome. Maybe he should be in a match where there are other super-soldiers, the second season of sorts. For now, we need to find someone more on par with the bowman. Start this match over.

A soldier from Metal Gear Solid vs Fallout Paladin made sense.

Viking vs Knight made sense.

Pope vs Cheney made sense.

The reason why I say this is because they were part of logical match ups.

Here you have fictional game characters facing each other, fallowed by historic fighters and political/religious leaders. When you start crossing these boundaries, the fights stop making sense.

Cheney vs Overlord did not make sense in my books. A game character vs a living political icon?

Medieval soldier vs someone from the future does not make sense either.

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A soldier from Metal Gear Solid vs Fallout Paladin made sense.

Viking vs Knight made sense.

Pope vs Cheney made sense.

The reason why I say this is because they were part of logical match ups.

Here you have fictional game characters facing each other, fallowed by historic fighters and political/religious leaders. When you start crossing these boundaries, the fights stop making sense.

Cheney vs Overlord did not make sense in my books. A game character vs a living political icon?

Medieval soldier vs someone from the future does not make sense either.

Monkey was in charge of arranging the fights, if it's apparent he isn't doing this well, we'll have it moved onto another. Me for now, I guess.

Just stop this alltogether, nobody wants to draw all the fights and not many people are interested in reading all this. It's just your attempt at digital popularity and quite frankly I think it failed.

…is there something wrong with you? Why can't you just stop trying to bother me? In your mind do you think, I have to be the mortal enemy of some American child?

And don't bother deleting your quote, I already sent a copy to the admins.

Mettaur
I already sent a copy to the admins.

Yeah, that'll help.
You DO remember you had
“Kroatz: the most annoying person I know, on and off the internet”
In your bottomtag for about two weeks right? Because I didn't respond to one of your idiotic PQ's.
I think both admin's are too smart to actually ban or otherwise punish me for just expressing my thoughts on your “Forum Fighters”. I haven't said anything here that should even piss a regular person off. Next time you're angry again, please don't bother contacting me, every time you PQ me you waste another 5 seconds of my time.

Yes, I got the PQ

And didn't know what in the world it was about -_-

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Now that I'm here though, please stop the bickering and play nice, ok?
Kroatz and Mettaur, you're both very active members of DD and we appreciate having you here on the site and in the forums, but there's no need for this sort of acrimony.
If you can't play nice in a thread like this, maybe one of both of you should move on to something else? There are a lot of other good game around here where you don't have to fight with each other.


AQua_ng is the mod of this place, please remember that. He's here to mod these sorts of things :)

Kroatz is right in that there's nothing the admins will really do here (we step in when users are being abusive or personally attacking one another, mainly). But Kroatz, please keep in mind that there's constructive criticism and then there's just being rude. Generally if someone's not interested in a thread's content, they just don't read or reply to it- instead of just coming in to post about how they don't like it. (Especially when it seems like there are a lot of people posting here.)

In summary:

Kroatz, don't be a jerk.
Mettaur, don't take the bait.

Due to complications, the paladin is stepping out of the competition. He'd just frikin kill everyone. He'll return when we bring people of his type back though. He has more important things to do apparentaly, like collect old microwaves and stuff.

The bowman will fight a different contestant we have in stock. Please hold whilst I try and find some epic narration stuff.

Okay, soon will be the next fight, need a narr written, please hold. The thing for the last fight, about to finish him off, but the paladin realized he was supposed to be collecting old toasters and cellphones for his tech pile. So the Bowman survives, to make it fair. He will be in the next fight.

Well I seem to be left in charge for a bit. The pervious stuff is confusing so I'll leave that mess for Mett to take care of when he comes back.

So as of now its a new Forum Fighters! I'd like to pit comic character agianst each other. I will not pit any character without permission from their creators. And I will not take requests. If you want one of your characters to be put in a Forum Fighter's match give me permission to use your comics for Forum Fighters. I'd like to use Hak's alter ego in his comic vs. Product's crazy Jedi stick figure. But until I get their permission we will do another fight.

So a oldy but a goody! Next match is…

Vampire vs. Werewolf!

That also relates to this matchup:
Hairy balls or Pale ones?

vs

Hairy will win. No doubt about it.

So same with werewolves vs. vampires.

Excellent logic 1337.


Werewolf 1 :1337
Vampire 1 :Sama

Vampire. I can recall killing werewolves in one hit in Castlevania, I don't think that ever happened with a vampire.

shirkersama
Vampire. I can recall killing werewolves in one hit in Castlevania, I don't think that ever happened with a vampire.

Video game logic is always good.

I base all of my decisions on it.
And I think you are the first person to ever shorten my name to Sama, I like it. It makes me fell terroristy.