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Zeph at 5:52PM, March 8, 2010
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I believe the Claymore is a scottish born weapon, as to if all the European Knights used them, I'm not sure. It may be a tad of a stretch.
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AQua_ng at 12:00PM, March 9, 2010
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I'm going to pick samurai for the valid and logical reason that Siegfried is a cheap mofo in Soul Calibur.

Also, this is a great idea for a forum game, kudos to Mettaur, Harkovast, and TheFlyingGreenMonkey!

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Mettaur at 1:15PM, March 9, 2010
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Well thanks Aqua, nice to know people like the game! Alright guys, I think we are at a tie, we need a tie breaking vote, who will win? Knight, Samurai? Will we get art of the winning scene? I have no idea, but I can promise this. As long as this thread stays up, me, Hark, and TFGM will keep on coming up with more and more insane ideas for all you kiddies at home! Thanks for the support so far, and I hope you all will enjoy future episodes of Forum Fighters!
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Zeph at 1:53PM, March 9, 2010
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You might possibly get some depending on my mood lol.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Salsa at 2:01PM, March 9, 2010
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Zeph
I believe the Claymore is a scottish born weapon, as to if all the European Knights used them, I'm not sure. It may be a tad of a stretch.
Never said all of Europe used claymores. I think it was just the Scottish that used them.
No, what I meant by it being a stretch is that the claymore is really close to being an exclusively anti-pike weapon.
RAGE!
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Zeph at 2:11PM, March 9, 2010
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Ah, alright. I was just remembering the episode with william Wallis Versus the Zulu Warrior (I think that was it. Correct me if I'm wrong.)
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 2:33PM, March 9, 2010
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Oh yeah! I remember that episode, good one. Of course Wallace would win, it was obvious from the start. Come on, lets not end the first fight on a tie! We need to tip the scales before 7:12 P.M. tomorrow, or it will be a tie. So yeah, It really Isn't a surprise that Wallace won. Anyone disagree? Oh, and It wasn't a Zulu Warrior, It was Shaka Zulu himself!
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Short_Circuiting at 2:50PM, March 9, 2010
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I vote European Knight. FOR AMERIC-Imeaneurope :D
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crocty at 2:50PM, March 9, 2010
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European knight.

Here are my reasons
-Hawt accent
-Isn't a rapist like all Japanese people obviously are.
-Doesn't look like professor Utonium


Oh yeah, better weapons and armour too blah blah.
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Zeph at 3:06PM, March 9, 2010
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I wouldn't say all Japanese people are rapists, And the Europeans aren't exactly known for class in that department either. The germanic tribes they originated from, were all about the pillage and rape.
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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crocty at 3:21PM, March 9, 2010
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I wouldn't say all Japanese people are rapists, And the Europeans aren't exactly known for class in that department either. The germanic tribes they originated from, were all about the pillage and rape.
Oh it was a joke, because rape parties and general creepiness is big in Japan.

I'm sure there are many cool Japanese people. I will just have trouble naming them….
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pastel at 3:23PM, March 9, 2010
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European Knights are hawter :O
they slayed dragons and shit
and rode on horses
and saved princesses
and worked together with wizards.
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Zeph at 3:26PM, March 9, 2010
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I don't think that really enhances their fighting ability. Heh heh…
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
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Mettaur at 3:34PM, March 9, 2010
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Well, at first the Knight was slapping the Samurai silly, but then the fan votes got him caught up, and now the Knight is once again cruising ahead! But seriously, lets not fuel our fighters mostly on “fan votes”, we are trying to advance scientific progress! Max understands what I'm talking about, right?
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Zeph at 4:00PM, March 9, 2010
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-Max throws paintgrenades at sexy women.- “FOR SCIENCE!”
Yeah, I think he does… I think.

So whats the score now?
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 4:13PM, March 9, 2010
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10 for the Knight, and 7 for the Samurai.
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therealtj at 4:53PM, March 9, 2010
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The European Knight.

The European Knight and Japanese Samurai would fight a lengthy battle with neither getting an upper-hand until the American soldier finally comes in to help the European Knight and show them how to really fight.

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Zeph at 1:50PM, March 10, 2010
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So you going to declare a winner?
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
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Mettaur at 2:02PM, March 10, 2010
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Not time yet. I already said when the votes are done, 7:12 P.M., so just wait a tad and the winner shalt be declared!
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Zeph at 2:24PM, March 10, 2010
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Oh Thought that was 7:12 PM yesterday.
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Mettaur at 5:15PM, March 10, 2010
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And the winner is…the Knight! Looks like the Samurai lost this battle, but perhaps he will fare better in future matches yet to occur? Well, today was a good day, I just started my comic on a good note, and my side won this match! Alright guys, give me a good nights sleep, and I will come up with another match with Hark and TFGM tomorrow. Catch ya later, but here are some tips! Eat all food groups required, drink 8 glasses of purified water each day, read some of The Wasteland, and take a nice long nap!
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Zeph at 5:59PM, March 10, 2010
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sorry that its just a speed sketch. Anyway I think it get sthe point across.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 6:14PM, March 10, 2010
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You have done well Zeph, a very good job. For now that you have draw for a contest, and if you are willing to accept this title and job, I now make you the Official Illustrator for Forum Fighters! Everyone, big round of applause for Zeph! *Applause and clapping* Alright, next fight still coming up with, I'll give you a hint though. One of the most fierce people of all time, against- wait, that would reveal too much. I'll leave you to ponder, celebrate, and discuss now. Later!
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rokulily at 9:36AM, March 11, 2010
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alexander the great? is it alexander the great? alexander the great… vs… juilius ceasar? oh man, i really hope it alexander the great! he is fierce in every sense of the word.
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harkovast at 2:24PM, March 11, 2010
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Therealtj I think the American soldier would come in aiming to help the european knight but do some friendly fire, killing the knight by shooting him in the back.
Next he would go after the samurai, but would instead kill tones of japanese civillains, who previously thought the samurai was an jerk but now rally behind him due to the Americans bad behaviour, over whelming and killing the American soldier.

So yeah, I say knight, unless an American soldiers tries to help him out.

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Mettaur at 2:45PM, March 11, 2010
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Well Roku, I was planning on a different type of fight, but you have swayed me! Except not leaders, I'm planning on saving leaders for special fights. But, you have half convinced me then, I will reveal one of the fighters! A Roman Legionary soldier, here are some facts about him: Only Roman citizens could sign up for the army, they had to be fit, they were not allowed to marry, their Armour gave them excellent protection, and they carried a curved shield. They could punch the enemy with the metal boss in the center. And to see what the armor and stuff looked like, follow http://www.caerleon.net/history/army/gladius.htm. Other fighter is a mystery for now!
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therealtj at 7:29PM, March 11, 2010
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Therealtj I think the American soldier would come in aiming to help the european knight but do some friendly fire, killing the knight by shooting him in the back.
Next he would go after the samurai, but would instead kill tones of japanese civillains, who previously thought the samurai was an jerk but now rally behind him due to the Americans bad behaviour, over whelming and killing the American soldier.

So yeah, I say knight, unless an American soldiers tries to help him out.
I imagine the soldier would have sent fair warning to the Japanese civilians, and it is not as if the samurai hasn't done worse to the European Knight.

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Mettaur at 11:02PM, March 11, 2010
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Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Forum Fighters! Now, in our last match, it was the Knight versus the Samurai, and the Knight won. Now, we have yet another match in which a contestant in gleaming metal armor shall take place! In this match, we have the Roman Legionary, a well trained and equipped fighting force, battling for his life against one of the fiercest and most terrifying warriors known to us. But I think I should leave the honors of this to Hark, and remember to read the Wasteland!
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Mettaur at 3:54PM, March 12, 2010
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Alright, apparently Hark is a tad too busy to start the voting, so I will then. The contestants are…the Roman Legionary versus…the Viking! Yeah, bet you didn't see that one coming, did you? Voting starts now, and will end a week later from the moment of this post! And now, begin!
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Mettaur at 3:55PM, March 12, 2010
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This post is reserved for votes.
Votes for Roman Legionary: 4
Votes for Viking: 9
Who voted for Roman Legionary: Crocty, Mettaur, AzuJOD, ParkerFarker.
Who voted for Viking: I Am The 1337 Master, Rengishi
, Salsa, and TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Kroatz, Rokulily, onyx801, Product Placement, jninjashadow.

Votes closing soon! If you want to vote, do it now!
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