Arcan
Nxt Situation: As you're flying in an airplane, three out of 4 engienes explode, taking the wings with them. The shrapnle kills the pilots, and there are only 5 parachutes, three taken by a lawyer, a retard, and a hermafradite. the plane is 15 feet from hitting a mountain. what do you do?

eh, that's not really an embrassing situation. the whole point of this game is to think up some outrageous embrassing moment, and then see how the next poster “survives” the embrassement by doing something, and then answer the poster's embrassing situation with what you would do. get it?

ok.

situation: You find out your best friend is gay and he asks you to marry him in front of your girlfriend. what do you do?

“Appreciate the kindness, but sorry. I'm not gay. I'm sure you'll find the right guy soon.”

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You're on a bus and a really fat woman has sat next you, and on your jacket. You try your best to subtly tug it away, but to not previal. Then, your stop is there, and giving up, you dash to the exit, forcefully pulling the jacket off of her. But before you leave, you see that the woman has fallen onto the florr, on the verge of tears, and looking like she's ready to sue.

What do you do, what do you do?

I place a C-4 charge on the bus, put an invisibility cloak in the bus cast “time stop”, run 50 feet away, detonate the bus and wlak away as if nothing ever happend just before the spell duration runs out.

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you are at the zoo and a parot says your name and “is an idiot” and poops on you in front of 80 people with photographic memories.

what do you do?

cast invisblity spell on yourself so people don't see you fucking an parrot, they only see an parrot acting werid.

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You think it'd be a fun idea to run around naked, but cast an invbsibity spell on yourself so that you don't get too embrassed or get arrested. unfontunely, the spell's duration ran out so you're caught streaking in front of people you know, and plus in front of news crew who happens to be fliming and cops!

what do you do?

cast invisibility on myself again, cast amnesia on the people to erase their memory of what happened when they saw me just now.

you're taking a hike in the woods with a friend when you decide to throw some rocks into the lake. as you approach the lake, a bear suddenly comes up and begins to rape you in the ass. what do you do to escape death and embarrassment?

I cast time stop (it affects everything), pull out my automatic railgun, waste the bear's ass, pull up my pants and dispose of the bear's dead body, and then cast an amnisia spell on my partner.
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You're walking down the sidewalk, then some maniac decides to throw rotten fruit at you woth half the town watching it, the other half watching it on cable.

What do you do?

I kick that bastard's ass so hard and pratically maul him… shows him that nobody messes around with me! and best of all, the stuff that ended up on cable will proably get sent over to the internet too, so I'll be famous!

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you throw shit at some random girl while being flimed for cable, as some funny prank. however the girl loses it and pratically mauls your ass and got your head served to you. and the video proably is being spread around on the interenet too. you just got beat up by an girl, dude!
what do you do?

delete the file spread across the internet, then neralize everyone else.
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A gang of gay dudes try to fuck you in the middle of school and film it!

What do you do?

Tater Salad
Wait, what the fuck sort of “game” is this? I thought it was about witty ways to get out of something, not screaming “I CAST INVISIOBLYU SPELL +345 AND MAKE TEGHM 4GET LOLZ”

my thoughts exactly. Acran is so ruining this.

Arcan
A gang of gay dudes try to fuck you in the middle of school and film it!

What do you do?

go along with it, and become an famous porn star because of it.


you're playing on a football team for the very first time, and it's the big game! and you actually made an touchdown!! biggest moment of your life.. only to find out that you went to the wrong side and you had the other team win instead. What do you do?

Dance as hard as I can. Hopefully, I can be remembered for my disco than my own goal.

Situation:

Er..you get caught looking at porn during IT class. The teacher makes it even worse be making it appear on every computer in the school, with all fingers pointing at you. The principal had also been on his PC when this incident happened.

Note: You can't use magic or anything that doesn't existing in real life.

I would send a quick virus, power down the school, cast invisibility on myself, haul ass out of there, and throw amnisia dust on the school.
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you're walking down the sidewalk wene grabage gets dumped all over you in front of 80 germaphobes. What do you do?

Hug the germaphobes.
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You have a mental breakdown, recover, go to school, and everyone treats you differently.

I plant a tactical nuclear warhed on the school, walk away, detonate it, and look like nothing ever happened.
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poeple find out that you're actualy a hermaphradite. what do you do?

I vote for that as well.

I third that.

I agree completely with you.

but I'm still going to answer that question:

answer: become the world's best Porn star.

you go to some party, and this one cute person that's hosting the party happens to have an pet frog. You're totally crushing the cute person, so you dedice to be totally intersted in the fact that he/she has an pet frog, despite your fear of ahmpbains. you gush at how cute it seems, and your new-found crush offers to let you hold it, and actually gives it to you out of the tank. as you nervously reach for it to hold it, it jumps out of her/his hands right into your head!

that's when you scream, jumping around, yelling “get it off me!!” and everyone at the party stares at you, and starts laughing at you…. and its' all in front of this new totally cute person you just met! and the cute person takes the frog off your head, giving you a very werid look. around you, people are still laughing…..

What do you do?

awnser: Roll with it, saying it was all a joke anyway.

alright, the situation: You are a superhero. you just transfomed back into your normal self after battling your greatest foe. A girl you know saw you transform back and wants you to take them out out on a date in order to keep your secret safe. What do you do?

Go along with that. But if she tries to pull some other shit by blackmailing you for other things that she wants you to do, find some way to erase her memories somehow.

Next situation:

You just happened to rent an movie that had an very saucy sex scene in it, and your grandmother picked the wrong time to visit. she walks in on you when the saucy sex scene just came on, and she thinks you're watching porn!
what do you say or do?

Knock her out and tell her it was just a dream.

The situation: You are a loud-mouthed gerbil with an attitude. You go to a bar and get drunk and mouth off to a really big trucker. He grabs you, puts you inbetween 2 hamburger buns and is about to eat you. What do you do?

pee on the burgers that you're stuck between. there, that should stop him from eating you, he should be too grossed out then.

next situation:

you tried shaving down there to see what it was like. but over the few days,the hairs that was growing back in starts itching really badly. so you're constantly itching and stuff when you think nobody's looking. unfountely for you, somebody in your family or cricle of friends happens to catch you at it, and thinks you're masturbating!

what do you tell him/her?

depending on your gender just do some thing, but whatever you do dont accidentally spill liquids on your pants


so your boy/girlfriend “wants to be more than friends” if you get my drift and you go to bed together and find they are of the opposite gender
wuttya do??????????

just be a little pissed off. after all, they lied to me.
I dont care so much if the person I'm dating turns out to be the oppsiste gender, just as long as I don't get lied about that kind of shit. I just hate being lied to.
but once I get over my pissed mood, talk to him/her about it and stuff… see if there's been anything else they hid from me. if they had other imporant things that they hid from me too, then that's it. no more relationship. after all, it's embrassing enough being left in the dark while others might had known, you know? kinda like how it's humlating enough when you're married, and think you're happly married to an faithful guy while he's cheating around on you.. and everyone else knows besides you.

speaking of which.. next scenerio:
the person who you were married to for many years dedices to throw you an annivestary party, with everyone there. but at the party, your supose brings out his/her boyfriend/girlfend and tells you that he/she's been cheating on you in front of everyone, and that he/she now wants an dircovce! and it turned out that everyone at the party knew for ages, and never told you….

what do you do?

“Alright, that's fine with me, I got like 50 other people I've been cheating on you with anyway.”

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You have a moustache and while your half asleep, you shave off half of it, thinking you shaved the whole thing. You don't even realize this until you see yourself in the mirror… at school… in the middle of the day…

say “don't you know, it's international shave half of your 'tash day today?”
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a random person runs up to you and rips your clothes off in a crowded shopping mall, what do you do? what do you do?

chase down that person and kill that person. that'll teach him/her to disrobe me in public without my consent.

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you find a flag on the dirty ground in downtown, so you take it home to clean it up and hang on your own house. but then there's some store accusing you of taking the flag off thier store! what do you do?

say "Check the CCTV footage, if you don't have one then it's you who is breaking the law, besides, it was on the floor downtown"
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There's a Gay/lesbian/Straight bar (depending on your orientation and gender Male and straight/ Female and straight / gay or lesbian) right next to a pizza parlour in the town where you live, you go into the Gay/Lesbian/Whatever bar thinking that you were going into the Pizza parlour, and there happens to be photographers everywhere and one takes a picture of you, just as you enter, what do you do?

go: “Dude!! dont you know it;s rude to take pictures of random people you hardly know? oh gee, this is the wrong place. I thought this was the pizza place.” and walk out, into the next building which happens to be the pizza place.

and if anybody asks you about it, just tell them it was a easy mistake to make, snice both buildings look the same outside.
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went to an very public place ,and all the people of your oppsiste gender kept on staring at you. you think it's because you were hot and sexy.. until somebody points out that your fly is open. and snice you ran out of clean underwear, you choose to go without that day… so everyone could see your bits down there! :O

what do you do??