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Getting Drunk
Mark at 10:03AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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The other day I celebrated New Years in a friends house. I didn't know him that well, but I figured hell, I've got nothing better to do anyway.

Anyways, I was about to leave the house when my dad says “see you next year”. I get into the lift and it hits me how much I neglect my family. Anyways, I decide to go to the guys house anyway. After all, it's either that or spending the night with my parents- how boring

So I get there and they(ie my friends) offer me a beer. We're drinking as the night goes on, just talking gibberish, walking wavy and doing dumb stuff. It was a total blast, the party was turning out to be way more fun than I thought it would be.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a drunkard or much of a drinker for that matter, nor did I intend on getting pissed, but I'm 16, and alcohol's always a nice novelty for a teenager.

Next thing I know, I'm awake in my bed with a hell of a headache and a stomach that feels inside out and filled with shit.

Upon enquiring a few different sources I found out that I drank lots, fell over and started laughing hysterically. I then aparently vomitted all over myself and passed out. My friends dad had to hose me down and call my parents to rescue me. According to my parents I was supposedly puking in the car and my dad had to watch over me just in case I choked on my vomitt.

I shoulda stayed with my parents.

So just wondering any of you guys got any good drunken stories to tell?
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subcultured at 10:35AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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tequila is not a good substitute for water. 'nuff said
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Ozoneocean at 10:36AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Pretty simmilar, but not from beer. Getting that drunk is horrible, but it'd be worse from beer. Ewww… You'd be bloated! Have to piss for a week!

Drink gives you a nice buz and really improves a party! But too much is SO extremely bad…
Yeah, I've done the passed out, vommit-on-self thing. Lucky I had good friends to take care of me. Tequila is nasty

That kind of thing can be fatal.
 
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ProfessorF at 5:05PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Mark

So just wondering any of you guys got any good drunken stories to tell?


Once, during finals week, I went out to get drunk (since I didn't have a final the next day) Long story short, I sat on the back of a car, the car started moving, and instead of jumping off or falling off right away like a sober person would do, I drunkenly hung on until the car hit 35 miles per hour. I fell off, and was taken to the hospital with an 8 inch long gash in my head and a broken wrist. It made for a lousy summer.
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Glarg at 5:52PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Once I had one too many and i was running down the street naked, I had these red fuzzy dice around my neck and there was a rake duck taped to my arm, i still remember the loud screeching noice that it made scraping on the road, sent chills up my spine for some reason, I cant remember anything after or before that but all i know is when I woke up I was asleep in the shower with a Bra on, the water was fricken cold so I know i was in there for a long time.
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Generic Human at 8:14PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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I'm sure getting drunk to the point of vomiting all over yourself isn't fun, but I know something worse. Cleaning up after a drunk hysterical and vomiting person.
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marine at 8:41PM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Mark
So just wondering any of you guys got any good drunken stories to tell?

Thats why I do a webcomic.
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BigFishComic at 7:54AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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next time, don't do it…or drink a lot, lot, lot of water and try not to make an ass out of yourself.
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ccs1989 at 8:25AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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“Good” drunken stories to tell?

A word of advice, guys, don't post these stories on your MySpace. If colleges find out about this stuff it's possible you could get expelled. Usernames don't make you completely safe on the net.



http://ccs1989.deviantart.com

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-Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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Wolfer at 10:35AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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I can safely say I've never gotten drunk, though I COULD have gotten drunk a couple times. In substitute for alcohol on new years I just blow up enough fireforks to take down five orphanages.
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shaneronzio at 11:25AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Drunken Stories…

hehehahahhohoh…

No.

not me.

except for about 1001.
give or take.

DRINKING is something you have to be careful about.

some people don't know when the party is over…they just stay drunk.


Way Back in the 90's when I was A kid, I was a Heavy Drinker.
I grew out of it.

for your own 1001 nights of Drunken-ness
you need—
A)a safe place
B) a safe source(if you are a youngin')
C) be careful with the Dude to Chick ratio at parties.(fights, mang)
D) make sure your safe place has a location in which you can conveniently relieve your bladder.
E) the Key most important thing.—YOU MUST HAVE WATER…for later.
F)you must have smokes.

remember this phrase—
“sorry, it is my last smoke.”
you will need that for habitual smoke bummers.
G)do not take the drinky with you out into public…unless it is disguised as some other liquid.
H) collect car keys!—(you Can't Afford it)
I)designated Driver
J)BEER BONG!
k) Drinking Buddies.
L) a comfy place to be crash gordon at the end of the nite…(remember to have water)
M) kool-aid and Vodka can be your best friend…or worst nightmare.(squeel like a PIG)
N) Deck of cards (for drinking games.)
O)a lighter…for your smokes(note—keep it a secret…or else it will disappear…especially if it is a cool lighter)
P)REMEMBER—NEVER DRINK AND DIAL.—Drunken Phone calls can lead to many bad things.
Q) Never ever pass out first.—
Ever.

R) know when to quit.
S) try not to do anything you will later regret.(beer goggles are Bad—MmKay.)
T) ok…thats enough for now

Happy Dirnkning.
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Eirikr at 11:43AM, Jan. 6, 2007
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None. I don't drink.
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Glarg at 12:49PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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BEER BONG!!!!!!


oh sorry did i say that outloud? >_>

But yeah i like beer bongs.
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shaneronzio at 2:32PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Glarg
BEER BONG!!!!!!


oh sorry did i say that outloud? >_>

But yeah i like beer bongs.

Yessir.

they are very effective.
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Aussie_kid at 10:00PM, Jan. 6, 2007
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Already talked about this in the latest ‘Eternal Life’ saga, but what the hell.

On New Year's eve, me and my friends were at my house, on our own because every one else was at other parties. Any way, we open my parent's liquor cabinet and find some guiness and vodka. To celebrate my Irish and Rissian heritage, I pulled a prank where I mixed both and served to every one.

Can't remember the rest of the night (Though small pieces are coming back slowly) but when I woke up, I was in my bed, with my girlfriend lying to the right of me, and her best friend to the left (Who was my best friend's girlfriend). The sheets were pulled up and looked as though they had seen some action.

Any way, we all decided no more booze for a little while. Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out if it counts as cheating when your lover's there too
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shaneronzio at 5:57AM, Jan. 7, 2007
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Aussie_kid
Already talked about this in the latest ‘Eternal Life’ saga, but what the hell.

On New Year's eve, me and my friends were at my house, on our own because every one else was at other parties. Any way, we open my parent's liquor cabinet and find some guiness and vodka. To celebrate my Irish and Rissian heritage, I pulled a prank where I mixed both and served to every one.

Can't remember the rest of the night (Though small pieces are coming back slowly) but when I woke up, I was in my bed, with my girlfriend lying to the right of me, and her best friend to the left (Who was my best friend's girlfriend). The sheets were pulled up and looked as though they had seen some action.

Any way, we all decided no more booze for a little while. Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out if it counts as cheating when your lover's there too


yeah, but, your friend will be pissed.


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Gregory at 4:41PM, Jan. 7, 2007
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Listen to shaneronzio, he seems to know what he's talking about, especially with party/social drinking. But if you get the chance, get hammered on occasion, make a few non-fatal mistakes (life's no fun if it's perfect), and then swear off alcohol the next morning only to find yourself blacking out again two days later. It's the way the world works.

Non-fatal mistakes. Don't drive drunk.

Aussie_kid: I think I should be jealous, but I'll wait until you remember everything first. But until that happens, virtual high-five! And if things end up shattered because of that night, well then, my condolences. (But I'd rather get a high-five than offer condolences.)
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Red Slayer at 4:51PM, Jan. 7, 2007
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I have never gotten drunk.
I can't stand alcohol.
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subcultured at 5:27PM, Jan. 7, 2007
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Red Slayer
I can't stand alcohol.

he's not very fond of you either
J
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shaneronzio at 5:47AM, Jan. 8, 2007
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Aussie_kid
but when I woke up, I was in my bed, with my girlfriend lying to the right of me, and her best friend to the left (Who was my best friend's girlfriend).

dude, honestly…

if he is a real best friend, he will understand.

if your lady is cool enough to dig all of that…roll with it.

Hell, I'd keep the Guiness and Vodka around.
On stock, sir.
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artisthazzard at 6:50AM, Feb. 12, 2007
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Well mine was with an old buddy called Captain Morgan… I had the whole bottle it was the huge one that costs 30$… Well I don't remember much of that night but from what my friends said I was talking allot of trash about her roommates while they were in there rooms. Also I dressed up like a pirate and ran around to my friend's dorm rooms and yelled arrrr!!!
Latter the night my roommates heard a thunk coming from my room.. They asked me when I was sober if something had happened to me last night? and I said no. Well when I went to get a pair of socks out of my drawer I had apparently used that drawer to yak instead of a toilet so I did a load of laundry that day of socks.
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Alexis at 7:52AM, Feb. 12, 2007
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My whole comic is a drunk story.
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kyupol at 9:08AM, Feb. 12, 2007
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No more… destroyers of my body. :gem:
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Phantom Penguin at 9:24AM, Feb. 12, 2007
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I went to the recruiters station drunk and woke up on a plane to basic training…
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herio at 12:33AM, Feb. 13, 2007
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drank 3 vodka was thinking the wrold was funny then my eyes began to ich im a light whate i can get the dizzy ferlling you get affer one drink

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skoolmunkee at 6:58AM, Feb. 13, 2007
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Aren't you always drunk when you post? It really seems that way.
  IT'S OLD BATMAN
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Ozoneocean at 7:02AM, Feb. 13, 2007
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Aren't you always drunk when you post? It really seems that way.
indeed indeed lol!
 
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subcultured at 8:24AM, Feb. 13, 2007
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-tequila is muy mal and reminds me of “lilo and stitch”. me and my friend were doing shots and talking about how it's cool that they made an asian movie character. also it reminds me of the first time i read 100 bullets (when i was hanged over)

-vodka reminds me of a girl and orange juice

-beer reminds me of my drunk friend pissing in the ladies room and apologizing to the bartender (which had no clue what he was talking about)

-everclear reminds me of a party in an empty apartment with crackheads smoking upstairs. oh and twins.

ahhh memories….
J
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 10:56AM, Feb. 14, 2007
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personally I think alcohol is pretty lame. I mean, is it that awesome to have less hand-eye coordination?
I personally like to be as in-control of my actions as possible… also, when I'm drunk I just get sleepy. So, sure, it feels great to curl up in bed, but me falling asleep all over the place puts quite the damper on social events.
And as far as taste is concerned, beer tastes like death. I don't understand how people can drink that shit! Honestly, I can't even have a sip. (although vodka is tasty, as is whiskey… and of course, a staple for any Spanish household, sangria!) nonetheless, I'm not a big fan of surpassing my limits. – it only reflects poorly on one's character.
(although lots of times people think I'm drunk when I'm not… it's kind of sad, but I suppose it's a testament to my disposition.)
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Jillers at 11:52AM, Feb. 14, 2007
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I only ever got drunk - and I mean way passed the buzzed stage and into the “Oh God, I'm gonna' be sick” phase once, my freshman year of college.
I mean, to be fair, it was late April, and classes were canceled because there were 4 feet of snow on the ground or something ridonculous like that. Having stayed up all night to see if classes were canceled at 6 am, I fell asleep, woke up aorund 3 in the afternoon, looked outside, saw a huge pile of snow outside my window, got online, and told my friend
“I'm a little worried it might be the end of the world.”
His reply?
“Wanna get drunk?”
And so, 4 of us began to do shots of vodka, and put away about a handle or 2 of cheap ass vodka.
And I didn't bother to eat.
So, later that night when we all went out to LARP it was quite an experience. The cold really makes you think you're sober when you're totally not. And then going iside where it's really warm kind of makes you not want to move.
One of my friends was playing Wind Waker, and I discovered if I kept my head at a certain angle, the room didn't spin quite so much. I then decided that the bathroom was probably a better place for me to be, so I went there, and put my head on the floor because it was a lot cooler.
No one knew I was in there, until they opened the door and it slammed me in the head.

But, that was the drunkest I ever got. Such was my resolve to not get sick, I didn't throw up. Though, thankfully, there wasn't any vodka left to drink, or else I probably would have been doing more shots.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't speaking coherently either.
Ah well, youthful stupidity.

Consequences?
My roommate talked a lot and had a pretty high pitched voice, and didn't realize a hang over headache could last a very long time - ‘specially if it’s your first.
I can't drink vodka straight anymore without gagging. I'm able to tolerate it in a mixed drinks now, but taste avoidance - no vodka ever again I suppose. Which isn't a horrible thing, since it tasted nasty to begin with.
I think I hurt my knee that night.


I think other people tel better drunk storied than I do - because I don't so fun stuff when I'm drunk. I just THINK I'm hilarious. It's when I'm buzzed and around my friends when I'm actually hilarious, I've been told.
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