Yes, I live in the middle of nowhere. Not really, but close enough. So, to entertain myself, i've stumbled upon this site. It's pretty awesome. So, basically, hi!

*Insert usual telling you write more about yourself business here*

Hello there, buttercup.

Hey, hey and I think you should change your name on DD to buttercup. That would be awesome man. Have fun on the duck and if you have to slash anyone, start with Custard so I have time to run away!

We came from nothingness, that just a few miles from nowhere.

and Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Welcome to the Duck, Slasher/Buttercup.

Hello there Buttercup Slasher! Now that's a cool name. I agree with Aghammer though, if you wish to slash anybody start with Trout {after you run out of buttercups of course} that should give the rest of us ample time to flee the scene and give the usual “I didn't see anything” speech ;)

Welcome to the Duck and I hope you enjoy it here in the middle of somewhere.

Damn, I knew I should have bought those slash resistant trousers. But no, you lot said it was rip-off an- hang on. . . you set this up didn't you? I KNEW IT! ALL ALONG!

Look. Trout. Just because they told you the trousers were a rip-off doesn't give you an excuse for not buying them. See, now you're screwed cuz I've got my Buttercup Army heading to your house. You've got thirty seconds before you're covered in pollen and bees.

More about myself…? Hmmm…well, I've always looked at the darker side of life, but I find it helps one not get blinded by lies. I dunno. I've always been fascinated by the human psyche and have put a bit of personal research into it. My experiences have left me very sensitive to other peoples emotions. I can tell if you're lying and how you're feeling just by listening to you speak. …yes I am inside your mind.

I'm studying to become a psychiater. Screwed minds are interesting.

Welcome to the duckpond.