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jahn178 at 6:54AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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i just joined drunk duck. i have just started my new webcomic Life on the I!!!

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YuKiKoDeSu07 at 7:27AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Welcome to DD!! We love fresh meat :D. Er um…fresh…comics :D

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Steely Gaze at 8:54AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Welcome! Hope you have fun here with us. Try to remain calm at all times, especially when offered cola you shouldn't drink. It's best not to offend the Dark Clown, but it's also important not to give in and drink that cola!

Have a great time. :)

A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!

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amanda at 8:56AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Hey Jahn! Welcome to the Duck! Poor Dark Clown isn't getting much love these days due to the Cola thing…maybe we should declare today DARK CLOWN APPRECIATION DAY! And have a party!

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Steely Gaze at 9:00AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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amanda
Hey Jahn! Welcome to the Duck! Poor Dark Clown isn't getting much love these days due to the Cola thing…maybe we should declare today DARK CLOWN APPRECIATION DAY! And have a party!

I like it! Party! Party!

Just don't let him bring the cola and we'll be good to go! :)

I'll bring along little paper hats with nifty colors. Someone else should bring the cake. *cough*maybenotamanda*cough*

A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!

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Tashna at 9:03AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Woe to you, Oh jahn178, for the Custard sends his words with wrath, because he hopes your time is short…
Let him who hath understanding reckon the Cola of the
Clown for it is A Cold Hot Cola, its Cola is Instantaneously Deadly.

- Drunkduck Bible, Revelations Chapter XIII V. 18

It's lovely to see youfall off the stairs, breaking your skull in two.

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Aghammer at 9:16AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Welcome… let the insanity begin (oops, looks like it already has). I do like that verse Tashna but prefer the new DrunkDuck translation instead of the original King James (Drunkduck has been around for awhile) :)

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Custard Trout at 11:14AM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Hello, and welcome to DruckDuck. Before you continue, you'll need to pass a special test, which is running as fast as you can into this brick wall. Get to it lad.

On an unrelated note, Tashna, the very second my hair grows back will be the last second of your life.

Oh wait, it was a wig. . .

Tashna, the very second I find a reasonably priced wig shop will be the last second of your life!

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Tashna at 12:52PM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Holy crap. Well, you don't have eyes, so I guess I'll just… hide? >_<

It's lovely to see youfall off the stairs, breaking your skull in two.

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houseofmuses at 1:13PM, Aug. 25, 2008

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jahn178
i just joined drunk duck. i have just started my new webcomic Life on the I!!!

Will check it out.

“When Destiny fails you, make your own path.”
http://user.drunkduck.com/houseofmuses
http://www.drunkduck.com/House_of_the_Muses_9/
http://www.drunkduck.com/A_Deviant_Mind/

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Renga Studio at 6:12PM, Aug. 25, 2008

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Hi, jahn178! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) Hey, are you guys having a party? I love parties! Hey! I have an idea! I'll use my weather machine to make a pinube, a small cloud in the form of a pinata! If you strike it the right way, it'll rain candy! But if you strike it the wrong way, it'll strike you back with lightning!

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It's a bad idea, isn't it? :(

Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!

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crazyninny at 7:19PM, Aug. 25, 2008

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HAVE YOU CLICKED THE SPAM YET?!?!?

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Dark Clown at 3:31PM, Aug. 26, 2008

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We missed our own Party. Fangit!

Anyway!

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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Aghammer at 10:39AM, Aug. 27, 2008

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The sad thing Dark is that it was at your house! Jahn, I've heard this soda is awesome… cow was raving, er raving about it the other day (or he blew up… one of those).

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deepcheese at 7:49AM, Aug. 30, 2008

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(sings)
Let's have a party…
I think we'll have a party now.
Let's have a party…
It's great when we get started out.
We'll throw our hands up and shout PARTY!
We'll throw our heads back and say party, Party, PARTY!!!
Oh, won't you come and join our Paaaaarrrtyyyyyyyyy….