The first is a nice black suit. It is not mine.
The second is a small white box, lets see, about 2.5“ x 1.5”. On this little box there is a red light and a protective slider. Pushing the slider up reveals a single orange button.
The little white box
It goes on to tell me that it takes 6 volt batteries and complies with part 15 of FCC regulations. It was made in china.
Back to the suit. The brand is Hugo Boss. (I really wish I had a working camera.)
I'm 6'2" tall. I have a great deal of difficulty finding clothes that fit well. This suit fits me perfectly. It consists of a broad necked black jacket, a metalic silver button-up undershirt, and two pairs of black slacks, one pinstriped. It does lack shoes however, and I really don't have a pair that would go with it.
It is not a suit a tax collector would wear. It's a suit you would wear clubbing after wrapping a soft core porn shoot.
I have asked all of my friends anywhere near my height and build. It does not belong to any of them. It should not be in my house.
Back to the little white box. I google searched the model number and found nothing, but today I talked to a friend of mine who used to work security for the airport. She said that it is, indeed, a detonator.
I can only conclude that I'm supposed to put on the suit, go to a specific place, and push the button. That only leaves when and where. I assume I'll be contacted with instructions.
I'm not at all comfortable with this.
Y'know what? My girlfriend has a camera on her phone. When she gets back from karaoke I'll take some pictures of the suit and little white box.