We role play the current Civil War going on in Drunk Duck. If you don't already have a character involved, make one up, but you know, don't turn on Godmode or anything.

Two alliances: The Rioteers and the Zacettes. You can also be neutral.

Walk around town, talking to people, find out the Civil War and fight for your beliefs!

Cthulhu: I AM NEUTRAL! FIRST PERSON TO CONVINCE ME TO JOIN THEIR SIDE IS THE SIDE I SHALL JOIN!

Cat: V, you can't hide forever.
Me: I know, but I can try.

We're crouching in a dark alley. The P Patrol is marching in the streets. My stomach growls.

Cat: You're gonna have to get food sometime, unless you like dead mice.
Me: True.
Patrolman: Hey you! Halt!

I chuck Cat at the man and make a run for it. Behind me I can hear hissing, yowling, screaming, and finally “Aaahh! My kidneys!”. Cat catches up to me.

Cat: You're a jerk. Ya know that?
Me: I had to do something.
Cat: Jerk

We go in search of food.

Riot: Why won't you help?

ZeroVX: I told you, I'm not going to be responsible for more bans.

Riot: You have to understand, our freedoms are at stake here! You yourself said-

ZeroVX: That I was keeping my name a secret, I know.

Riot: If Zac wins, your privacy will be destroyed.

ZeroVX: I know!….but I won't get people banned for my selfish reasons.

Riot: You're blowing this way out of proportion.

ZeroVX: Am I the only one who remembers all those innocent people?! Am I the only one who remembers why this is happening?!!

Riot: Of course not!

ZeroVX: Then what will all this fighting solve? What will it accomplish?

Riot: …..

ZeroVX: I'm sorry, Riot. I may support you and your efforts, but I refuse to be a part of it.

*walks away*

Riot: …dammit.

Dead Carl: are you here to convince me to join you……

Riot: yes….

Dead Carl: forget it i am evil… i will rule this world of drunk duck. on my ownin order to do that i will have to destroy both of you… both riot's and zac's * and know what… ur dead….

* grabs neck*

Riot: wait! what do you…

*sqeezes and kill's the riot*

Dead Carl: This is my traverse… no one shall hide if the wish to they may but i will rule this world… with my deadly arsenal of lollypop's… i will not lose….

*I sit atop a building*

ZeroVX: Am I doing the right thing?

*looks down at road underneath*

ZeroVX: People are going to get banned no matter what I do. But…..I don't want to be responsible.

*looks at sky*

ZeroVX: But is that kindness? Or….cowardess?

*sighs, stands up*

ZeroVX: Maybe I should get some advice.

*flaps large eagle wings, flies away*

* sense ZeroVX and appears floating mid air in front of him *

Dead Carl: stop! i have to discuss somthing with you ….

*notices Dead Carl, stops in mid-flight*

ZeroVX: Is this is about the war, I'm not interested.

*continues on*

*lands near haunted house*

ZeroVX: Hmm. Typical.

*notices note on door*

Note: Hi! Sorry, I'm not home at the moment. I have some rather important business to attend to. I should be back in a few days. Sorry for the inconveinence!

ZeroVX: Just frickin' great.

KABOOM!!!!!!

*looks back, sees smoke rising from the city*

ZeroVX: Oh boy.

*flies off*

* appears ounce more in front of zeroVX*

Dead Carl: Fool this has nothing to do with the war but the entire dd world… we must rule this place in order to stop anyone from being banned… do you not understand!

*considers what Dead Carl is saying*

ZeroVX: …..what you say is true. If we took over, we would prevent innocents from being banned.

*Dead Carl smiles*

ZeroVX: …but…

*Dead Carl frowns*

ZeroVX: If they were oppressed by another, I'm sure they would prefer to be banned.

*unsheathes two mystic katanas*

ZeroVX: These swords are marked with holy runes, capable of harming even the undead. Even you.

Dead Carl: Why are you telling me this?

ZeroVX: Because, believe it or not, you are my friend. And I do not want to hurt you.
Now, will you stand aside?

Dead Carl: do you not understand??? we can change this place make it a paradise! Things can change… and i am not literally dead… just a nickname or the kind of stuff i should have died yet i come out of it just fine this is why i am dead carl….

* pull's out lollypop *

Dead Carl: are you familiar with my lollypop arsenal???

ZeroVX: *sigh* There's no way to talk you out of this, is there?

Dead Carl: No.

ZeroVX: Then I apologize in advance.

*slices both of Dead Carl's arms off*

*sheathes katanas*

Dead Carl: Ngggh…ahhh….AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZeroVX: Be thankful that's all I did. Get a mod to look at that.

*flies away*

*lands near explosion site*

ZeroVX: Oh….dear God, no. The Top Drawer!

*area in total ruin, bodies everywhere*

ZeroVX: Nnnnngh….rrrrrr……TERMINAL!!!!!

Cat: I wonder what that explosion was. Let's go. It seems that there is much more going on here than I thought.
Me: I found Hot Pockets!
Cat: Forget the stupid Hot Pockets!
Me: *gasp* Blasphemy!
Cat: I want to see what exploded.
Me: Curiosity killed the cat.
Cat: And satisfaction brought it back. I'm going. *walks off*
Me: Hold on, Cat! At least let me finish! *crams food in mouth and follows*

*screams at the sky*

ZeroVX: TERMINAL! AQUA_NG! SUBCULTURED! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?!!

*looks at ruins*

ZeroVX: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MODS! WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING TO FIX THIS?!!

*stares at sky again*

ZeroVX: OZONEOCEAN! BLACKKITTY! WHERE ARE YOU?!!

*falls back onto ground*

ZeroVX: Why….are you just standing by?

Cat comes back from the explosion site.

Me: What do you see?
Cat: It's bad, very bad. You're lucky you can't go. There's bodies and ruins and some angry person yelling at the sky. He carries weapons, so I suggest we stay away from him.
Me: You don't think he did this, do you?
Cat: Maybe, maybe not. Practically anyone could have done this.

*notices Veritan and Cat*

*gets up and marches over there*

ZeroVX: Here's a plan: Why don't you quit debating and help me find survivors?!

*runs over to ruins*

Me: Maybe if I had a long stick I can poke a few people. Even though this place is practically leveled, the law still stands. I can't enter, not now anyways.
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I can't do much here. Cat, on the other hand, goes where he wants, and I can't force him to do anything.

Cat: There could be some suvivors. I'll go.*follows ZeroVX*

Me: I'll just…uh…stand guard

*moves wreckage*

ZeroVX: C'mon, c'mon. There has to be-

*finds hundreds of dead bodies*

ZeroVX: Nrrrrrrrgh…..who could've done something like this?

*hears moans from other part of ruins*

ZeroVX: There's a survivor?! HOLD ON! I'M COMING!

*runs over to area*

Dead Carl: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that bastard! damnit

* notices veritan *

Dead Carl: hey you! reach inside my pocket of my jacket and pull out a green and yellow lollypop and stick it in my mouth pls…..

*stares at Dead Carl*

Me: Medical attention would probably be, I don't know, better, but hey, whatever floats your boat. *searches pocket, gets lollypop, sticks it in his mouth*

* arms grow back*

Dead Carl: i have many different lollypops… special lollypop's thank you …. i owe you…

* runs after zero*

*notices Carl*

ZeroVX: Dammit, Carl! Come to your senses! I don't have time to fight you! Someone's in trouble and I have to help them! Try and stop me if you want, but you'll only wind up in more pain than before!

*looks abit shocked*

Dead Carl: i am here to help damnit!

* smacks zero *

Cat: *sniff* God, I hate the smell of burnt flesh. *sniff sniff* Hello, what is this? *wanders off*

Meanwhile!

Me: *twiddles thumbs* I've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts, doodle-lee-dee, here they are a'standing in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, I don't know the rest of the song so I'll just sing it again. I've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts…

*looks somewhat surprised, but goes to ruins anyway*

ZeroVX: Well, gee. About ten seconds ago you were about to send your lollipop army after me, so I didn't really expect you to suddenly turn around and try to help!

*notices Cat's gone*

ZeroVX: And where the hell did he go?! Aww, sonuva-

*digs through rubble*

*finds random person*

ZeroVX: Are you OK?

Person: Uuuugh…..

ZeroVX: Relax. I'm here to help.

*pulls out swords, crosses them, and mutters*

ZeroVX: La luce santa, guar questo le sue lesioni.

*person's injuries are healed*

ZeroVX: Who did this?

Person: I don't know. We were just hanging around, minding our own business, when everything went haywire. Threads were locked, people were banned…..it was awful.

ZeroVX: It must've been one of the mods. Only they are capable of this. But why?

*looks at Dead Carl*

ZeroVX: Well, any bright ideas?

Cat: *runs up to veritan* V! V! I need help. Hurry up and follow me.
Me: What about the other two?
Cat: They're busy. We need to go now. I'll tell you why on the way. *runs off*

Me:*catches up to Cat* What's going on?

Cat: I followed this smell. It was weird, like a mod, but just…off. Anyways, I found some of the P Patrol. They weren't trying to get people to register, what they always seem to be doing. Instead, they were loading something into a van.

Me: So? What does it have to do with me?
Cat: Basically, I need you to get caught.
Me: I don't see how that would solve anything.

Cat: Have you ever wondered where all the henchmen came from? There's no way the administration would have that many people with nothing else to do. What do you think would happen if you were caught?

Me: I'd probably be forced to register.

Cat: Maybe if you were well known. Are you sure the same thing happens to those who are unknown? Have you heard of what happend to PMSBarbie707?
Me: Who?

Cat: Exactly. I think there might be someone with pseudo mod power, but it can't be anyone well known, otherwise people will have noticed. I need you to get caught by the patrol in the van. There is something going on with the P patrol, and we might be able to find out.

Me: Okay, so how do you plan for me to get caught?
Cat: Easy, You're going to get run over.

ZeroVX: I'll take your silence as a no.

*sighs, gets up, sheathes swords*

ZeroVX: Maybe we better get the big guns on this one. Follow me.

*flies off towards an ocean*

* sighs*

Dead Carl: i don't use guns….

*follows*