ayesinback
safer? maybe. a minion died so we could have that vampire guy to contend with now. if so, maybe he'll attack the robot :)

If the vampire king was resurrected I would announce it.
Also I dont seem to be getting PQ's at the minute. If youve sent one please resend it.

GUY! I figured it out! I know how we can beat the Mafia!

^^vv(b)(a)(START)

jninjashadow
GUY! I figured it out! I know how we can beat the Mafia!

^^vv(b)(a)(START)

I loled.

Mettaur
It's a smiley that 1337 left for dead.

Video game freak. :P


I can stop being inactive now because I is here.

And unfortunately still not mayor.

Was hoping maybe there'd be a reelection.




To Jninja: I personally just hold the left and right triggers down.

We're at a 100% guilty person lynch rate. Nice guys.

I Am The 1337 Master
To Jninja: I personally just hold the left and right triggers down.

Quit that 1337, you're making me strafe.

BffSatan

I Am The 1337 Master
To Jninja: I personally just hold the left and right triggers down.

Quit that 1337, you're making me strafe.

But I like the pokemon…

Nice. Real nice. I think I may just put this on a postcard.

At least there weren't zombie clowns.

Narration in 45 minutes.
No more actions.

Narration 4: Night 2

Another night had begun. The darkness covered the land.

Some of the dark lord's minions where getting ready to strick the master players sanctuary.



Minion 1: “The guard was resurrected yesterday. We shouldnt have a problem with getting in though. I mean… theres one of him and 3 of us.”
Minion 2: “But what if he's protected?”

Minion 1: “Dont worry about it. We just gotta strike before he gets protected.”
Minion 3: “Ive formulated a plan. We sneak around the back of the place and beat the crap out of him.”
Minion 2: “But what if he gets protected while were sneaking.”
Minion 3: “It wont happen. Dont worry. Ive never been wrong.”
Minion 1: “Ive took him out before and Ill do it again.”
Minion 1 adjusted his cape.
Minion 1: “Ok. Time to fly”
Minion 2: “Youre not a superhero minion 1.”
Minion 1: “Shut up Mr ”I am the night.“ Either are you.”
Minion 3 had disappeared.
Minion 2: “Wheres minion 3?”
Minion 1: “You know him. Always around but never seen. Making sure noone notices him.”

The minions took their places. The bodyguard at the gates was waiting patiently.

Minion 3 leaped towards him but was propelled 20 feet back.

Minion 3: “He's protected! RUN!”

The minions fled into the night.

The bodyguards thanked the Healing wizard and went back to his duties.



Across town TFGM was inspecting his computer.
TFGM: “Damn you dial up internet! Why couldnt this game be based after the ninties?!”

He didnt notice someone enter through the window.
TFGM“Oh hi! What are you doing here?”
Legendary hero: “Dont ask me as if you dont know villain!”
TFGM: “Huh? I was just checking the internet… I havent left the house these past days. What with the slow speeds of dial up.”
Legendary hero: “Dont lie to me. Have at you!”

The legendary hero pulled a sword on TFGM.

TFGM: “I swear I havent done anything! Im an NPC! Look! Ive made cakes! You like cakes dont you?!”
Legendary hero: “Ye would thinketh.”
TFGM: “Why are you talking like that?”
Legendary hero: “Sorry. I thought I was being in character. Wait a minute! Were fighting!”
TFGM: “Im not! You are!”

The legendary hero stabbed TFGM through the heart with their sword.
He fell to the ground and turned to coins.

Legendary hero: “… Villains dont drop coins… AH CRAP!”
TFGM the NPC is dead.


Meanwhile Jninja was passed out drunk.
A tapping came from the window.
He didnt wake up.
It grew louder.
He still didnt wake up.
It grew louder and louder.
Those across the town where waking up because of it.
Jninja was still passed out.
A tree branch climbed in through the window and poked him.
He still didnt wake.
There was a sigh and the branch withdrew from the room.
A floating bottle of Jack Daniels came in through the window.
Jninja awoke.
Jninja: “What do we have here!?”
He opened the bottle and drank from it.
Jninja: “Thats good Jack. Wait a minute…”
He looked at the bottle.
It was 0% alcohol.
Jninja: “No… NO… NOOOOOO!!!”

Jninja locked his doors and barricaded himself inside his home.
He had been disrupted.
Jninjashadow wont be voting tomorrow.

Day 3 begins. Send in your votes.

Site never bloody lets me post without logging me out!!

I was going to protect someone different but Zeph persuaded me otherwise. I'd have let us die, thinking they wouldn't take a timing-based risk.

Those next in line for DOUBLELYNCHSTRAVAGANZA 2011:

Shirkersama (avatar-based clue, “adjusting cape” ),

I Am The 1337 Master (title+profile clue, Batman).

Let's make this happen, let's slaughter the guilty! <3

same
It was 0% alcohol.
Jninja: “No… NO… NOOOOOO!!!”

Double lynch declared.

Send in 2 votes each.

Shirkersama: 8
Ochitsukanai
Master player vote +1
Zeph
Rokulily
Salsa
Ayesinback
Crocty
Gullas

I am the 1337 master: 7
Ochitsukanai
Master player vote +1
Zeph
Rokulily
Salsa
Ayesinback
Crocty

Zeph: 1
Gullas

buh buh buh

look at this:
Minion 3: “It wont happen. Dont worry. Ive never been wrong.”

this rings a bell.

anyone

anyone

You killed me?
Bastards!

Though I have to say, the quality of mayor poster has been excellent this game.

(I bet Zeph did it….Zeph always stabs me!)

Don't worry, we've not forgotten Minion 3.

It's just that this time we're destroying Minions 1 and 2 during the day. It's best to choose two candidates so everyone can vote solidly, so we don't split the vote.

That's why it's got to be 1337 and Shirkersama this time, specifically.

harkovast
(I bet Zeph did it….Zeph always stabs me!)

(he does. no question about it)

I have a stabbing condition. You're all insensitive.

Another double lynch, huh? Normally it's only one per game, but…

Okay, well, who cares.

I really don't see much in the way of evidence that either 1337 or Shirkersama were responsible for this.
I want some proof before I cast my vote.

Also, if 133 and Shirk do happen to be minions 1 and 2, then who's the third?

BffSatan
I really don't see much in the way of evidence that either 1337 or Shirkersama were responsible for this.
I want some proof before I cast my vote.

well… ‘i am the night’ is a good referance to the fact that l33t's title is the goddamn batman

shirk has a red cape in which to adjust before flying off in superman fashion



and most importantly, ochi deems it so

rokulily

BffSatan
I really don't see much in the way of evidence that either 1337 or Shirkersama were responsible for this.
I want some proof before I cast my vote.

well… ‘i am the night’ is a good referance to the fact that l33t's title is the goddamn batman

shirk has a red cape in which to adjust before flying off in superman fashion



and most importantly, ochi deems it so

Is that thing on the first page of Opaque dreams meant to be a tree?
Through a window?
And then some floating happens.
And we all remember that the dark lord came after jninja with a floating branch through a window.
Maybe I'm just seeing what I'm looking for.
Zeph checked you out but if you were the Dark Lord then that wouldn't work.
Also, if you were the Dark Lord you wouldn't want to kill your own minions which leads me to assume that either;
A) You are the dark lord and Shirk and 1337 are innocent.
or
B) You are not the dark lord and Shirk and 1337 are probably guilty.

Am I clue solving good guys?

Stupid sunglasses face messing up my clue solving!
B)

BffSatan
Am I clue solving good guys?

You're really not. I mean you're not just solving them wrong, I asked earlier and there are no clues in that part at all. There are also no clues based on comics this time.

Pretty suave sunglasses face you have there though.

ayesinback
We lynched Mett, who was a minion. I double-checked, so I'm really up on this point. But tonight's narration has three minions. Weren't there only three to begin with?

WHOA I'M QUOTIN' THE FUTURE.

There were actually four to begin with. I asked about that earlier, too!

um — one thing.

We lynched Mett, who was a minion. I double-checked, so I'm really up on this point. But tonight's narration has three minions. Weren't there only three to begin with?

BffSatan
I want some proof before I cast my vote.

Proof?! Has Ochi EVER been wrong?


Serious question.

Well I am back from the club conference and am dead. Will atleast I solved who killed me. But I can't tell anyone…hmm.

Ochitsukanai
You're really not. I mean you're not just solving them wrong, I asked earlier and there are no clues in that part at all. There are also no clues based on comics this time.

Aw man. I am sucky at this whole clue thing.
I guess we've got the right guys and roku probably isn't the dark lord.

I'm just not used to lynches actually getting the right person.

TFGM, you should definitely tell us who killed you, the hero managed to do more damage than the mafia last night, in my books that is a crime.
You should tell us just so we can scold him/her for ruining a perfect mafia killing streak.

Also, Hakoshen, first game I played Ochi lynched me and I wasn't Mafia.
Although she was so I guess she wasn't really wrong.

Oh, also
B)