Good News, everyone, thanks to that non-alcoholic bottle of Jack, I've cured my rampant alcoholism and I Found Waldo!




Ok, only one of those things is true.




Its the Waldo one.




Also I agree with Ochi.

attempt 2 (DD bounced me out before)

jninjashadow
Good News, everyone, thanks to that non-alcoholic bottle of Jack, I've cured my rampant alcoholism and I Found Waldo!

Great Scot!! You found Waldo?!
Where was he? Or better still, where IS he?

*that guy owes me money*

ah shit, I had this open to type something, got distracted and forgot what I was going to say.

Also, TFGM is not permitted to say who killed him, that would be dead talking, and is looked down upon in these games.

No more votes. Narration in an hour.

Narration 5 day 3

1337 had escaped from town. He made his way into the jungle level to hide from the crowd. He hid himself among the leaves. He watched from his make shift bunker.
The ground rumbled.
A loud roar could be heard from the distance.
1337 lay still.

Zeph made his way through the forest on the back of Rexington.

“GO REXINGTON! Find his scent!”

1337 Ran through the jungle. Swinging his way from tree to tree. Rexington followed. The jungle was begining to thicken.

1337 Swung over a massive pitfall.
It was far too deep and wide for Rexington to cross.
Zeph shook his fist.
It looks like someone had finally made it out of the being booted from the game.

He made his way further into the jungle.
Things grew quieter.
It grew darker as the trees overhead collected and blocked out the sun.
Finally reaching a cave he rested.
Little did he know that cave was filled with rabid barrel throwing monkeys.
The attempted to run but a barrel hit him in the head and he hit the ground.
His last words where “Poop.”
I am the 1337 master the minion was no more.

Back at town Zeph returned with Rexington.
They where preparing to boot Shirkersama.
Salsa was continuously whacking him with a stick.
With each whack gems flew from him as if he where a magic pinata.

Ochi waited by the gate.
Ochi:“Did you get him?”
Zeph:“Doesnt matter. He's in Kong country now. I doubt he'll make it out. Whats going on here?!”
Ochi:“Salsa wanted revenge. Also I threw a party for DOUBLELYNCHSTAVAGANZA 2011”
Zeph: “Thats just cruel.”
Ochi: “Youre the one poking harkovast's corpse in the eye with a fork.”
Zeph: “I didnt believe he was dead…”
Ochi: “He exploded into coins. Of course he was dead.”
Zeph: “Yeah… but you cant be too sure…”

Shirkersama complained while he was being beaten that it was unethical and that minions have rights too. Noone listened.
He exploded and many more gems rained down from the sky.


Zeph: “Whats with all these gems?”
Shirkersama the minion was beaten to death.
Day 3 is over. Night 3 begins.
Send your actions.

Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

Hard drive broke at the end of 2010 so I doubt it.
Unless you mean my reference to an anime I no longer watch and that noone else does then I think I know what youre talking about.

same

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

Hard drive broke at the end of 2010 so I doubt it.
Unless you mean my reference to an anime I no longer watch and that noone else does then I think I know what youre talking about.

It was a really old image. Never mind then.

Guess I'll go be dead.

Zeph
ah shit, I had this open to type something, got distracted and forgot what I was going to say.

Also, TFGM is not permitted to say who killed him, that would be dead talking, and is looked down upon in these games.

Yeah I know, I was kidding. Also I think I might know anyway.

Since I started my stay in hell, I've started to listen to Rammstein. Punk Hank.

Mett, I misread your signature as “Help cripple adorable orphan kittens.” For a moment I was actually interested.

Also, you should all be ashamed for violating my rights just because I'm a minion. That is prejudiced. You are all prejudiced.

shirkersama
Also, you should all be ashamed for violating my rights just because I'm a minion. That is prejudiced. You are all prejudiced.

Rights? What Rights? >:D

shirkersama
Also, you should all be ashamed for violating my rights just because I'm a minion. That is prejudiced. You are all prejudiced.

You're not a minion anymore, though. Salsa converted you into colorful gems.

I'm not prejudiced against colorful gems.

Ochitsukanai

shirkersama
Also, you should all be ashamed for violating my rights just because I'm a minion. That is prejudiced. You are all prejudiced.

You're not a minion anymore, though. Salsa converted you into colorful gems.

I'm not prejudiced against colorful gems.

Well, that's, I don't…damn it. Stop having good points.

same

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

Hard drive broke at the end of 2010 so I doubt it.
Unless you mean my reference to an anime I no longer watch and that noone else does then I think I know what youre talking about.

What anime?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

same

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

Hard drive broke at the end of 2010 so I doubt it.
Unless you mean my reference to an anime I no longer watch and that noone else does then I think I know what youre talking about.

What anime?

Majin tantei Nogami Neuro.

Hakoshen
Proof?! Has Ochi EVER been wrong?


Serious question.

once i think, but then it turned out that it was still a bad guy even if the cluesolving was wrong so i'm not sure it counts

rokulily

Hakoshen
Proof?! Has Ochi EVER been wrong?


Serious question.

once i think, but then it turned out that it was still a bad guy even if the cluesolving was wrong so i'm not sure it counts

That was me. She solved the wrong clues but still got me anyway. She was right, but for the wrong reasons.

impressive that Ochi - crocty rivalry

it seems like it's almost on a karmic basis.

Narration 6 Night 3

Jay finally unlocked his doors and unborded the windows.
He headed down to the tavern for a much needed drink.


Midnight stuck. The final minion made his way to his victim.
He limped on his way through the town. His body was degrading.
The strength in his legs had almost completely deteriorated.
The legendary hero was waiting for him, sword gripped tight in hand.
The minion completely ignored them and continued towards the house.
The hero stood in his way. He continued towards them.
His sight was going fast. Limping slower and slower he fell to the feet of the hero.
Minion: “Body loosing strength… Cant continue to target… betrayed…”
Hero: “What happened to you?”
Minion: “Dark lord… sacrificed…”
Hero: “Cant say you didnt deserver it. I need to kill you now before the vampire king is resurrected. No hard feelings.”
Minion: “Wait! Dark lord is… the dark lord is…”

Before the minion could tell the hero the identity of the dark lord he evaporated into thin air.

Hero: “Craaaaaaaaaaap!”

The hero knew what this meant.
Anthony Mercer the minion was sacrificed.

The vampire king was resurrected and to make matters worse he was a member of the town. Noone can be trusted now.
Ochi looked at the town from high up in the sanctuary.
Ochi:“Well… that… DAMN IT!!”



The dark lord watched from his lair.
He gave a grin which turned into maniacal laughter.
He sat in his throne rubbing his hands together.
“They thought they had it all worked out. This will show them. Soon I will obliterate them all.”
Day 4 begins. Send in your blind speculation and votes.

Any NPC who votes today is instantly exonerated. That's all you have to do to prove your innocence, so voter turnout's more important than ever. The vampire king can't vote. <3

So today, all together, let's vote bffsatan!

He won't die, but I refuse to sacrifice townies until we happen to hit the right one. You've all been so kind.

same

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

same

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master
Well poop in a bucket and call me Steve…

…I'm dead.

Steve's dead

Reminds me of a drawing Same did.

If he looks around in his documents I know he'll find it.

Hard drive broke at the end of 2010 so I doubt it.
Unless you mean my reference to an anime I no longer watch and that noone else does then I think I know what youre talking about.

What anime?

Majin tantei Nogami Neuro.

Nope. It was something else.

God this is going to be a long quote if we keep on going like this.

I Am The 1337 Master
Nope. It was something else.

God this is going to be a long quote if we keep on going like this.

Then nope. I cant remember.

Anyway
Day 4 Lynch votes.
Jninjashadow: 9 (unofficially 10)
Ochi
Master player vote +1
Zeph
Ayesinback
Hakoshen
BffSatan
Rokulily
Crocty
Gullas
Rayninjashadow

BffSatan:1
Salsa

same
Double lynch declared.

Send in 2 votes each.

Shirkersama: 8
Ochitsukanai
Master player vote +1
Zeph
Rokulily
Salsa
Ayesinback
Crocty
Gullas

I am the 1337 master: 7
Ochitsukanai
Master player vote +1
Zeph
Rokulily
Salsa
Ayesinback
Crocty

Zeph: 1
Gullas

Do Icelanders have big teeth?

To prevent delay of the inevitable, I am the Vampire king. I tell you this cause you all would need your heads in your asses not to know by the end of this day phase. Please commence my honourable death by lynching before I begin to sparkle. Thanks.

“This is bull-crap… BLEH!”

jninjashadow
To prevent delay of the inevitable, I am the Vampire king.

jninjashadow
To prevent delay of the inevitable, I am the Vampire king.

I think it is inevitable. Today's voting was so effective that we were able to narrow it down. Zeph's in the process right now of using a check and then I was going to announce the guilty candidate, but I suppose we needn't wait for it.

Let's all change our votes to Ninja and end this thing.

Hey check out how great I am and how wrong Ochi always is, as always.
If you're thinking you've heard this before you're wrong and really I'm wondering why you'd think that.
Anyway yeah, I'm right, Ochi's wrong, all is well.

crocty (04:28:47): What about a barrel roll.
Ochi (04:29:10): You've never done a barrel roll?
crocty (04:30:07): No
crocty (04:30:13): I am not an aerial pilot D:
Ochi (04:31:28): Oh, sorry, I forgot you were merely a ground pilot.
crocty (04:32:25): Yeah yeah yeah I said aerial cuz I was thinking of ships and stuff but realised those are not called pilots at all.
Ochi (04:32:47): Oh yes, I'd forgotten the mythical SEA PILOTS
crocty (04:33:13): Quiet you.
Ochi (04:33:19): Wait, I think there might actually be pilots of some sort at sea.
Ochi (04:33:28): I might ACTUALLY be being stupid right now.
crocty (04:33:38): ….Pilot lights.
crocty (04:33:42): BOOOOOOOOM
Ochi (04:33:52): Those aren't actual pilots, what the hell.
crocty (04:34:00): No I win ):
Ochi (04:34:02): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maritime_pilot
There ARE sea pilots though.
Ochi (04:34:05): But I FOUND IT SO I WIN
crocty (04:34:08): NO
crocty (04:34:12): I WAS THINKING OF IT BEFORE YOU SAID IT
Ochi (04:34:19): BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE WRONG D:<
crocty (04:34:25): BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT
crocty (04:34:27): AND YOU WERE WRONG
Ochi (04:34:36): BUT I CHANGED MY MIND BEFORE YOU AND PROVED THE CONCEPT
Ochi (04:34:45): YOU'RE 100 YEARS TOO LATE TO DEFEAT ME

Also I voted for Jnina already.