jninjashadow
Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.

At least you'll probably get resurrected as a zombie later in order to take your bloody vengeance.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Didn't the time for instalynch pass already? Or was the action sent and you not online during the window?

The latter

And 30 more minutes till actions.


ALSO important, when the Holder resurrects, you'll all know someone was resurrected, but i wont remove the dead from beside their names. Clues are all you get.

Ochitsukanai

jninjashadow
Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.

At least you'll probably get resurrected as a zombie later in order to take your bloody vengeance.

Flippy always takes bloody vengeance. Even if nobody did anything to him.

At least I made a funny page for the MG comic.

And I'll be back to choke you with your own intestines soon, hopefully.

Just try to remember which lawn device to attach to your arm stump when I arrive..



And another spot of advice for those of you wanting to live through this.

Breaking News from your government officials
A state of panic has gripped the heart of our beloved town. But I am here to tell you that there is nothing for you to fear but fear itself…and this new noose I was able to buy for the town due to me tweaking the towns budget a bit. Taking away all benefits given to the seniors is a small cost in my opinion. Die old people. DIE! This new noose is a chainsaw noose. When you make a noose and run a current through it the chain that is on the inside will cute off the zombies head in no time. I did this to help promote equality by having equal opportunity lynchings, since our zombie citizens weren't getting the same satisfaction out of a normal noose as our non-zombie citizens.

Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?

It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.

I Am The 1337 Master

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?

It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.

I got no vote either T.T

Hell is filled with ponies.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?

I have the love. All of it. Can you sense the heart beams radiating from my face?

It's ok, I'll provide a diagram.

O_O <3-<3-<3-<3-<3

Night One
The Town didn't sleep well. The return of the zombies meant everyone had to be on guard. The medics ran to and fro keeping people from succumbing to the super natural zombietus. But they weren't the only one spurred to action. The fellow was a murderer, and dammit, zombies won't stop ‘em from doing what he loved. A quick run took him to his victims home, and inside sevent2 was asleep before the TV, on it the latest Harkovast game: Figure Pointer Five. The murderer walker through the door and right up to seventy2.
“That’s a pretty low score.” The murderer goaded.
“WHO WHA-HUH?!” Seventy2 woke with a start, but too slow to save himself from the murderers wrath.
seventy2 the townie was strangled with a controller
On the other side of town, Salsa had a plan.
“A wire here, a circuit there… aaaaand DONE!” Salsa let loose a maniacal laugh as he held aloft a device of great power. “With this, I will stop the zombie menace before it starts!” Salsa flipped open the safety case and let his finger hover over the button.
“Wait!” He thought aloud, stopping himself immediately “What if this explodes?! This IS Townston after all… NAH!” Salsa pushed the thought aside as easily as he pressed the button. His machine sputtered
, coughed and twitched, but it didn't explode. It instead fell forward and crushed Salsa like a bug. THEN it exploded.
Salsa the Bodyguard was obliterated (quit)

Lynch Votes:
Hakoshen: 6
Same (mayor)
Ochi
crocty
BFF Satan
Shirkersama

BFFSatan:1
1337

FOOLS! I have the love! ALL OF IT! I burn it for warmth.

jninjashadow
FOOLS! I have the love! ALL OF IT! I burn it for warmth.

I see you did not get my PQ. Never the less I now have some clues to figure out who to kill.
Also salsa. Sorry to hear you wont be playing. Good luck.
I would have prefered that you stay inactive but nothing could be done.

Also more breaking news.
Anyone who resurrects as a zombie is getting their teeth punched in.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?

It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.

I got no vote either T.T

And that is why I take my anger out on you-the innocent. :P



To 72: The hell?

Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

same

gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Oy! That's just too far.

Salsa has just the right amount of chunkiness, spiciness, and flavor!

So don't pick on Dorothy!
(but I actually do feel bad about Slasa's tornado issues so sorry, salsa)

I Am The 1337 Master

same

gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Oy! That's just too far.

Salsa has just the right amount of chunkiness, spiciness, and flavor!

So don't pick on Dorothy!
(but I actually do feel bad about Slasa's tornado issues so sorry, salsa)

I know. Poor Slasa.
Whoever that is.
And I didnt mean what you probably think.
I meant its got more meat that salsa is supposed to contain… mainly any.
Makes me wonder if salsa would taste better if it had pepperoni in it or something.

@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
This new noose is a chainsaw noose. When you make a noose and run a current through it the chain that is on the inside will cute off the zombies head in no time.

cute-ing things off? i approve

jninjashadow
FOOLS!

seventy2

At least I assume so.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?

Because it was task number seventy2.

*rolls arround in frustration*

It's very hard to be dramatic when you're a townie. ;__;

same

gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Thanks, that gave me a chuckle. (Especially since I'm rather large)

@Retaya: Just grab some stuff from the crater at the spaceport, and don a black cape and call yourself:



wait for it…






THE TOWNIE AVENGER!

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?

Because it was task number seventy2.

Aaaaaaah!

@Retaya: I now your pain…for what four straight games now? Why can't I be a townie every other game instead of in a row?

@Roku: I have had little sleep today/yesterday due to midterms. So what I am saying is yes cute their heads off.

@Salsa: I am sorry to hear about your weather problem. Hope your midterms go well.

jninjashadow
BFFSatan:1
1337

How could you 1337? :cry:

The mafia only killed one person last night? Kinda slack.
Still, I have a feeling (I am judging off of Mett's insta-lynching) that this is going to be one of those games with a high miss-lynch body count.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?

Because it was task number seventy2.

Aaaaaaah!

@Retaya: I now your pain…for what four straight games now? Why can't I be a townie every other game instead of in a row?

@Roku: I have had little sleep today/yesterday due to midterms. So what I am saying is yes cute their heads off.

@Salsa: I am sorry to hear about your weather problem. Hope your midterms go well.

Finals got canceled pretty much.

I got work in three hours, or I think I do anyway. I may not, I just don't know.

I want to kill stuff but I cant if I dont have anything to kill :l.Most obnoxious person between now and the next night gets it. Townie or zombie. Ill be killing you. Just a fair warning.

ANYWHO!
Medics. Report in. Ive got a plan.

Salsa

same
Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Thanks, that gave me a chuckle. (Especially since I'm rather large)

I too am quite large. Was 252 pounds last month. Lost 14 pounds in the past few weeks though.

jninjashadow
Lynch Votes:
Hakoshen: 4
Same (mayor)
Ochi
crocty

Is there a reason for this?