crocty
Wait, we're playing with Romero Zombie rules, but the zombies are pretty much all L4D zombies, which are zombies going under the Rabid Zombie rule? CMON NINA SORT YOUR SHIT OUT.

Consider it a zombie sampler plate. Then shut the hell up. Also, 30 more min till narration.

I Am The 1337 Master
But unfortunately there's no clues we can solve right now, knowing that it was Hak who's done the only kill.

I think this is the only time I've ever seen you not just blindly accusing, and you were totally misleading!

edit: to sound less like a jerk, sorry, unintentional

I Am The 1337 Master
SEe?

Stupid timing.

Well… you claimed it was stupid timing because it was so obvious that it was Hakoshen who was the recruited zombie. Now Ochi's come up with a good evidence to the contrary so you can't really be staying on that soap box of yours maintaining your original point.

Besides, the zombies have to start at some point, if they're ever gonna have a chance winning this game.

Night 2
Townston's grave yard lit up with an eerie light. No one missed it, especially not Bruce Campbell. He ran to the grave yard in full stride and stopped before a fresh grave. He quickly pulled out his trusted boom stick and unloaded to shots into the still unburied coffin. With a quick prying of the boards, Bruce was treated to an eviscerated corpse. “. . . Whoops”

While Bruce was about wasting ammo, a zombie was preparing to feast. Its victim was busy arranging their collection of dolls, too much so to notice the zombie sneaking in. The collector turned just in time to be bitten. “GAH! GODDAMNED NERD!” The collector ironically cried out, fleeing their own home.
A special zombie was born

Like clock work, the risen zombie sprung into action after the last. The zombie dashed across town as fast as rigamortis allowed shambling into another townie's home. The home owner gave an odd grin to his intruder, “Sorry, this isn't your home.” He chuckled. The zombie simple replied with a bite. “GAH! THAT'S NOT SO NICE!” The townie cried, striking the zombie with a book. It was then lightning flashed, and a caped figure kicked in through a window.
“Oh… the door was open” he noticed allowed, “Sorry I guess”
The zombie charged the caped crusader, only to be met with a storm of bullets, one of which the townie jumped to intercept.
Gullas the Bodyguard took a bullet
Mettaur the zombie was crusaded
The vigilante stared at the scene before him, “Did I win?”

Day Three begins!
Votes:
Retaya: 1
1337

Zeph: 1
TFGM

Wait… what exactly happened?

Time to serious the fuck up.

Anthony Mercer
Wait… what exactly happened?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, ANTHONYCAKES.

Bruce Campbell attacked Hakoshen, who was still dead. One nerdy collector with a special role got converted by a nerdy zombie we don't know. Mettaur attacked Gullas, which caused him to die because a bodyguard dies rather than being converted. The vigilante attacked and killed Mettaur.

There are too many candidates for the plain zombie right now to accuse anyone with confidence if the only clue is “being a nerd,” so we should focus on the person converted instead. I think it could be Niccea, who's using a Velma avatar and describes her mafia comic as a collection in her profile:

Niccea
The Drunk Duck Mafia is a collection of the Mafia games that happen in the Games Forum.

Paramedics should now protect Same, because we need all the townie killing roles we can save and both bodyguards are dead now.

I'm not part of the evil party. And, as usual, the town will be sorry if I'm lynched.

Here is our best video yet! And a pretty good tip, funny as well! I have no shame! Since Harko ain't here, I advertise my own stuff!

Ochitsukanai
Paramedics should now protect Same, because we need all the townie killing roles we can save and both bodyguards are dead now.

It would be nice if one protected the person who could pardon other zombies as well. Just saying.

Ochitsukanai
Paramedics should now protect Same, because we need all the townie killing roles we can save and both bodyguards are dead now.

Of course, now that you said that, zombies know not to bother with going after Same and attack someone who's likelier to not being protected.

Just want to throw something out there… The zombies were awfully lucky, getting the remaining bodyguard like that…

Ochitsukanai

I Am The 1337 Master
But unfortunately there's no clues we can solve right now, knowing that it was Hak who's done the only kill.

I think this is the only time I've ever seen you not just blindly accusing, and you were totally misleading!

edit: to sound less like a jerk, sorry, unintentional

You heartless bitch!!!




And dear Product, even if I'm wrong then I'm right.



Is it possible that Mett was converted and then killed?

Because he's the nerdy one with a “doll” on his profile.


And we should all lynch Same.
(god we're all dead if we keep following me.)

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
It would be nice if one protected the person who could pardon other zombies as well. Just saying.

But it's better if zombies aren't pardoned. Other zombies…?

Product Placement
Just want to throw something out there… The zombies were awfully lucky, getting the remaining bodyguard like that…

Are you implying we should lynch Monkey? Because honestly, if Niccea openly says that she's not guilty, I pretty much believe her no matter how the clues fall.

I'm saying that it could have been incredible luck or that we're dealing with a security leak. Did Monkey know the identity of the remaining bodyguard?

Ochitsukanai

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
It would be nice if one protected the person who could pardon other zombies as well. Just saying.

But it's better if zombies aren't pardoned. Other zombies…?

Product Placement
Just want to throw something out there… The zombies were awfully lucky, getting the remaining bodyguard like that…

Are you implying we should lynch Monkey? Because honestly, if Niccea openly says that she's not guilty, I pretty much believe her no matter how the clues fall.

I think you misinterpreted my statement. I am pardoner. I am not protected. Zombies turning me means they gain pardons. Hence why it would be nice if I was protected.

No I was not told by ninja who the bodyguards were and same didn't tell me either.

Anthony Mercer
Wait… what exactly happened?

I died…

Ochitsukanai

Anthony Mercer
Wait… what exactly happened?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, ANTHONYCAKES.

…Is it okay if I want to eat myself now?

Anthony Mercer

Ochitsukanai

Anthony Mercer
Wait… what exactly happened?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, ANTHONYCAKES.

…Is it okay if I want to eat myself now?

HE'S A ZOMBIE-HE'S EATING PEOPLE (himself)!

The bodyguards are all dead?



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I Am The 1337 Master

Anthony Mercer

Ochitsukanai

Anthony Mercer
Wait… what exactly happened?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, ANTHONYCAKES.

…Is it okay if I want to eat myself now?

HE'S A ZOMBIE-HE'S EATING PEOPLE (himself)!

one hour till voting deadline

What is the count? I can't find it.

Niccea
I'm not part of the evil party. And, as usual, the town will be sorry if I'm lynched.

Analyzing this with what it would have mean for me if I was a zombie((remember I do not lie when I am a bad guy, I omit and tell half truths)).

Evil party? Are zombies truly evil? They are only doing what is natural. Or evil party could mean literally a evil party. Town will be sorry? Special zombie with a special death thing? Or would we just be sorry to see the game end so fast if she was a zombie?

So Ochi this is not Niccea coming straight out and telling us she isn't guilty or a zombie. Since guilty could be towards a certain crime. Actually it would be better if she said she wasn't a zombie or a special zombie.

Also since people were gearing themselves up to lynch me I threw my vote with 1337's since he was the only other person voting in a act to keep me alive.

^ But I just vote at random…

I Am The 1337 Master
^ But I just vote at random…

Yeah but if I vote for Niccea like I wanted to, two people could of voted for me. Now three people have to vote for me….still not a zombie or a special zombie by the way.

I believe in your random choice.

Narration Day 3
Few people showed up for the election, but votes were votes, and strangely it was Retaya who was up for the lynch.
“I HAVE DONE NOTHING!” Retaya shouted as she was pulled up to the gallows, “NOTHING!”
“Hey, its a democracy. and in the case of a ie, its a race” Same stated as he pulled the lever.
Retaya the Townie was lynched

Night three starts

…


That was the most Derp-y lynch ever.


And the only reason Ms. Retaya died is because I changed my vote sooner than TFGM put his in…


Well now I just look dickish…

Anthony Mercer
…Is it okay if I want to eat myself now?

I cannot think of a way to answer that where it doesn't sound vaguely like I'm hitting on you, so I'm just gonna say “maybe!”

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
No I was not told by ninja who the bodyguards were and same didn't tell me either.

I wasn't convinced you'd have a motive to render yourself vulnerable just to get same even if you knew them, so I didn't vote for you. You seem more motivated by survival than that.

Wish you'd have pardoned Retaya though. The more dead bodies pile up, the harder it'll be to solve clues for resurrections.

Ochitsukanai

Anthony Mercer
…Is it okay if I want to eat myself now?

I cannot think of a way to answer that where it doesn't sound vaguely like I'm hitting on you, so I'm just gonna say “maybe!”

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
No I was not told by ninja who the bodyguards were and same didn't tell me either.

I wasn't convinced you'd have a motive to render yourself vulnerable just to get same even if you knew them, so I didn't vote for you. You seem more motivated by survival than that.

Wish you'd have pardoned Retaya though. The more dead bodies pile up, the harder it'll be to solve clues for resurrections.

Fun fact: I put in a pardon for Zeph since he was in the lead. I would of pardoned Retaya but the votes weren't updated until after the narrative so I had no idea she was in danger.

Could you please start putting the lynch results in the “Useful info” post in the first page. It's kinda annoying to have to look for these things.