Mettaur
Happy tree friends.

When you become obsessed with something you have to tell everyone else about it constantly dont you?

same

Mettaur
Happy tree friends.

When you become obsessed with something you have to tell everyone else about it constantly dont you?

Clearly by this logic, I must post non stop pictures of turtles!


But same is right, first it was fallout, then it was madness, now it's happy tree friends, what next Godzilla and Pals?

A little diversity never killed anyone.


There will not be a Narration tonight, as Jay will be busy all day. He'd say it himself, but school computers block DD

i personally blame death porn for this.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO MINE AND OCHI'S LECTURES ABOUT RIVALRY?

):<

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

Weren't you killed the natural way?

By natural, I mean mauled in the street, obviously. It's the most normal townstownian way to go. Nobody has ever heard of the term “old age”, around here.

crocty

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO MINE AND OCHI'S LECTURES ABOUT RIVALRY?

):<

It was probably a little TL:DR for some people. I mean I read it, but I'm dead and insignificant.

Hakoshen

crocty

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO MINE AND OCHI'S LECTURES ABOUT RIVALRY?

):<

It was probably a little TL:DR for some people. I mean I read it, but I'm dead and insignificant.

We have had many lectures on responsible rivalling! No one listens to us it seems :(

Well, no one listens to her. They listen to me obviously. Except when she's involved.

Also, a little quick to point out you're dead, eyyyyy? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Yay. It only took me three fucking times of shouting my role out for you guys to kill me.


You Zombies have completely sucked at this game. -_-


And this isn't me being a sore loser.

crocty
Also, a little quick to point out you're dead, eyyyyy? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Nothing, sir, just I've been dead since day 2 and then my corpse was mutilated before it was properly cold. I'm not undead or even just dead, I'm SUPER dead!

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

Weren't you killed the natural way?

By natural, I mean mauled in the street, obviously. It's the most normal townstownian way to go. Nobody has ever heard of the term “old age”, around here.

I was trying to allow Bff to capitalize on this for our possible rivalry. But you pulled it out before him. I guess Salsa was right maybe we are destined to be rivals. But I had a funny comeback planned for Bff too. Curse you Product for ruining my not well thought out plans.

@Crocty: I started ingoring you after I killed other players more times than I killed you.

@Everyone: Am I the only one that still reads the mafia comic? No one else seems to comment on it anymore.

Whoosh Super Dead.

Also I just want to make sure you guys read the announcement about no narration tonight.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Everyone: Am I the only one that still reads the mafia comic? No one else seems to comment on it anymore.

I don't really read any comics anymore, but I'm a ba example.

Hakoshen

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Everyone: Am I the only one that still reads the mafia comic? No one else seems to comment on it anymore.

I don't really read any comics anymore, but I'm a ba example.

I just don't catch it a lot of the time.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@Everyone: Am I the only one that still reads the mafia comic? No one else seems to comment on it anymore.

I read it but I dont do a whole lot of commenting on many comics because I dont tend to have much to say.

Zeph

same

Mettaur
Happy tree friends.

When you become obsessed with something you have to tell everyone else about it constantly dont you?

Clearly by this logic, I must post non stop pictures of turtles!


But same is right, first it was fallout, then it was madness, now it's happy tree friends, what next Godzilla and Pals?

A little diversity never killed anyone.


There will not be a Narration tonight, as Jay will be busy all day. He'd say it himself, but school computers block DD

i personally blame death porn for this.

I too blame death porn but according to my college's internet filter its due to “gaming.”

I Am The 1337 Master
Yay. It only took me three fucking times of shouting my role out for you guys to kill me.

You were disloyal and otherwise not particularly threatening, why would you get priority?

crocty
We have had many lectures on responsible rivalling! No one listens to us it seems :(

Perhaps it's more that such finesse is difficult or takes time to achieve. We've had over 2 years experience, after all. You should be more patient!

EDIT: Oh it's my 911th post. I better put on my patriotic face

NEVER 4GET

Ochitsukanai

I Am The 1337 Master
Yay. It only took me three fucking times of shouting my role out for you guys to kill me.

You were disloyal and otherwise not particularly threatening, why would you get priority?

Because I'm the 1337 master And I'm obviously the most important.

If you really want to die, go rogue and make complicated plans guaranteed to fail! Works for me every time!

Ochitsukanai
NEVER 4GET

Shouldn't that have been red, white, then blue?

Ochitsukanai
NEVER 4GET

Russian!!!

Product Placement
Shouldn't that have been red, white, then blue?

Oh no, as an American I can safely say it's fine as long as you include all the colors in-

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Russian!!!

D8 OH GOD THE JIG IS UP

Ochitsukanai

Product Placement
Shouldn't that have been red, white, then blue?

Oh no, as an American I can safely say it's fine as long as you include all the colors in-

No, the color order that represents the American flag is red, white and then blue. I've also seen an extended version of that, which is red, white, blue, white and red.

Similarly, The color order for the Icelandic flag is blue, white, red, white and blue again. The symbolism behind the order is a core of fire and a icy crust, that's surrounded by water.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Russian!!!

Ah, yes. I knew white, blue, red was familiar.

I'm finally back from my long convoluted series of events. It was a terrible, smelly, painful endeavor which is already spawned a TV-movie. But I digress, I am working on the final narration now so I can end this damn thing.

Final Narration
Zeph fired his guns wildly, never stopping to reload, even when the clips should hav been empty ten shots ago. He had no time for math or physics, all the residents of Townston cemetery was alive. Zeph was clearing a hole for the only two other survivors, Crocty and Product both of whom were unenthusiastically hurling rocks at the hoard.
“Care to at least try?” Zeph grunted between shots
“Noooooope” Crocty mused as he through another rock. He watched it fly over the reanimated corpse of 1337 master, and strike Ochi the witch, “Well bugger” The Ochi witch charged through the mass giving off a horrible shriek as she tackled her old rival and mauled him into chum.
Ochi won this round over Crocty the townie
Zeph turned in time to see ochi finish, wiping her mouth with a scrap from crocty. Zeph put a round right through ochi's head as Product ran for it. Zeph tried to catch up, but more zombies began clawing their way to him.
“Lets do this” Zeph sighed, reloading his infinitely big clips into his pistols. Zeph charged and unleashed a hail storm of death, gore, decapitation, and zombie shame. Chunks of former friend, acquaintance, and what ever you'd call mett splashed around him. Zeph landed in a kiddy pool's worth of liquid zombie pointing a gun at what looked like Niccea, but she seemed t be wearing a Micheal Jackson jacket.
“You can't stop the funk” The zombie niccea said with a smirk
“That… that was perhaps the worst part of this whole night” zeph moaned as he aimed his guns. He unloaded round after round at the steadily dancing niccea, who was only being proven right with each bullet. Zeph was about to get a head shot when he heard the hollow click of an empty chamber. Zeph throw the guns asside and pulled out a knife.
“I don't intend to die alone” Zeph grunted
“Don't worry, you won't stay dead” Niccea laughed as she closed in
Zeph the vigilante couldn't beat it
Product was still running for dear life. He had officially left the zombie behind now, but he still wanted to be as far away as possible. He hazarded a look back, and there, filling his view was Rokulily.
“OH SHI-” Roku smacked him with the necronomnomnomicon and cackled evilly.
“YES! It is I! And guess what? YOU'RE THE LAST ONE!” Roku laughed even harder. She'd won, but Product would at east try to end the madness, he had to. Product pulled out an old knife and charged at roku, but she pulled up the corpse of Jninja again.
“Hey I have a familure feeling of forbo-” jninja was run through by Products knife, getting it firmly lodged in his chest, “OH GOD WHY?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?!”
“You never shut up” Roku said with a pout. Product just stared. Zombies were sprouting up all around him. He didn't move as they all tackled him, ending the last survivor.
Product Placement the Paranoid was alive the longest


Game Over
Zombies Win

new gm election thread up here

EDIT: You know what actually, just….

No, forget this post happened.

I was entirely wrong.

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that Ochi is bad, why don't you lynch Ochi?

I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

I tried my best to keep Crocty safe until the very end so we could both die when I attacked him, because for a long time I thought he was the paranoid.

Even after learning that was incorrect, I still didn't expect his death. I thought he would have two lives, and I would just be killed by zeph.

I was entirely wrong.

Blah blah blah.

Them dead peoples think they're all that.

Hello, people. I have an announcement. I'm running for GM. The screaming, panicking, and general mayhem may begin now.

Salsa
Hello, people. I have an announcement. I'm running for GM. The screaming, panicking, and general mayhem may begin now.

Glad to see your back. I was worried the wind had gotten to you. Curse you wind! CURSE YOU!

(because I just noticed this, first now)

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey

BffSatan
Really guys?
Quit lynching the good guys! It's obvious that __TFGM__ is bad, why don't you lynch __TFGM_?

Cause I was already lynched. Are you trying to start something Bff? You think you can take therealtj's place as my rival?! How dare you sir!

Weren't you killed the natural way?

By natural, I mean mauled in the street, obviously. It's the most normal townstownian way to go. Nobody has ever heard of the term “old age”, around here.

I was trying to allow Bff to capitalize on this for our possible rivalry. But you pulled it out before him. I guess Salsa was right maybe we are destined to be rivals. But I had a funny comeback planned for Bff too. Curse you Product for ruining my not well thought out plans.

Oh… I see…

…

…

Could you tell us the funny comeback, anyways?