What is this, a trophy complaint thread now? Well in that sense, despite my… unexplainable and now waning surge in popularity, I didn't get shit either. Top 100? Top 50? I'd settle for a frakkin' hot dog, but NO! Nothing to prove that for the space of two weeks (no pun intended) I was awesome. I guess we can just accept that the trophies are broken and DD wont get a coder to fix things any time soon. I mean seriously. How hard would it be for PS to send ONE coder for a week this way?
And again, with this whole KALA t hing. I still don't understand despite badgering the hell out of Kitty about it some months ago what the hell it is, but now it looks like you all have some sort of gang going on.
It's frightening.

MAFIA... and other forum games
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Hakoshen
at 5:29PM, June 18, 2009
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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therealtj
at 5:30PM, June 18, 2009
crocty
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r235/crocty/Mafiacloggedmydesktop.jpg
9 Files just from GMing. I need to organise this…
…Rainbow toe socks?
Product Placement
The broken trophy problem has been around for a long time tj. People have been painstakingly asking platinum to fix it but there are no coders working on it at the moment.
I know, I know, they just reminded me. And I got featured man! D:

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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harkovast
at 5:32PM, June 18, 2009
WE WON? How the…? What the….?
Okay, so product placement is the official King of all Mafia!
Okay, so product placement is the official King of all Mafia!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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crocty
at 5:39PM, June 18, 2009
HakoshenWell!
And again, with this whole KALA t hing. I still don't understand despite badgering the hell out of Kitty about it some months ago what the hell it is, but now it looks like you all have some sort of gang going on.
It's frightening.
Back in the Top Drawer, Genstru loved to post animes such as Dragonball Z, and other crappy animes. Thus, AQUa formed the KALA-dan. Kitty17, AQua_ng, Liaoriao, and Avalon comics, preached good anime to the people. Eventually they begun accepting other members.
TD died, but we lived on. You can read through the thread in the Networking forum somewhere, and our KALA comic forum has a few crazy goings on. Nowadays most of KALA-dan are completely inactive, although the ones that are still here talk daily on AIM. Also, we're awesome.
Rainbow toe socks was the name of the Mafia in Game III. We were the first mafia to win. :P
Also, in case anyone missed it, the name of the Dinosaurs this game was “Jurassic Hark”!
Pastel was tempted to say “Jurassic Waff”, or “Jurassic TheFlyingGreenMonkey” :D
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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therealtj
at 5:43PM, June 18, 2009

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement
at 5:45PM, June 18, 2009
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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Ozoneocean
at 5:45PM, June 18, 2009
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crocty
at 5:49PM, June 18, 2009
therealtj;____;
I miss TD :(
ozoneoceanYes. Then blown up.
We won? Did that tree get lynched? That EVIL tree?
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Hakoshen
at 5:50PM, June 18, 2009
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?
But yeah… I looked at that thread. It's what, 100 pages? Why don't I just read the entire Vent, Rant and Share thread?
But yeah… I looked at that thread. It's what, 100 pages? Why don't I just read the entire Vent, Rant and Share thread?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement
at 5:53PM, June 18, 2009
HakoshenTrust me. You're better off, not knowing.
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?
I suppose if you want to know more about it you could read this comic.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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crocty
at 5:53PM, June 18, 2009
HakoshenTop Drawer was an old forum on DD. It was like 4chan, except…Uhh…
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?
But yeah… I looked at that thread. It's what, 100 pages? Why don't I just read the entire Vent, Rant and Share thread?
Well, anyway, it was a spam forum, and eventually it got too offensive, so it was shut down. (Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)
EDIT:@PP Too late. :D
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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therealtj
at 5:54PM, June 18, 2009
Hakoshen
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?
The Drunk Duck equivalent to the land of milk and honey.
Or more so the exact opposite. I keep having trouble remembering.
Product PlacementI would read this comic if it weren't for the shocking lack of me.
I suppose if you want to know more about it you could read this comic.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement
at 5:57PM, June 18, 2009
croctyHmm… I need to land myself a moderator position around here.
(Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)
Any openings Ozone?
therealtjThen request more screen time. Click on my civil war banner and you'll be directed to the discussion forum for the comic. The artist is always willing to add more faces into the comic.
I would read this comic if it weren't for the shocking lack of me.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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crocty
at 6:01PM, June 18, 2009
I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me, thanks to me suggesting to not include every tom, dick, and har–Lol, dick–ry in the comic.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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therealtj
at 6:03PM, June 18, 2009
Product Placement
Then request more screen time. Click on my civil war banner and you'll be directed to the discussion forum for the comic. The artist is always willing to add more faces into the comic.
I just opened that topic and saw this. :3
Ah, memories!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty
at 6:05PM, June 18, 2009
Reading that thread hurts me…
;.; Did I really act like that?
;.; Did I really act like that?
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Product Placement
at 6:05PM, June 18, 2009
therealtjGood times.
I WANNA BE THE SLUT!
Good times.
croctyThat thread is only a year old. You've already forgoten?
;.; Did I really act like that?
croctyI think he intends to finish it though. I was just pushing so much for the civil war so he pushed it to the side.
I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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crocty
at 6:16PM, June 18, 2009
Product PlacementI should hope so, too. I wanna see how I defeat homosexuality! D:therealtjGood times.
I WANNA BE THE SLUT!
Good times.croctyThat thread is only a year old. You've already forgoten?
;.; Did I really act like that?croctyI think he intends to finish it though. I was just pushing so much for the civil war so he pushed it to the side.
I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Hakoshen
at 6:17PM, June 18, 2009
So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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crocty
at 6:19PM, June 18, 2009
HakoshenWe were different, but not that different!
So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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therealtj
at 6:27PM, June 18, 2009
HakoshenActually, the only difference was we weren't anonymous, and porn wasn't allowed.
So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Aghammer
at 7:30PM, June 18, 2009
We won.. YEAH. The quickest, simplest game ever and I actually lived!! Weird. And I killed off Crocty (it was there)… now to do my little Witch Doctor dance!! Good job peeps.
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pastel
at 7:43PM, June 18, 2009
therealtj
…and porn wasn't allowed.
What about the over 18 thread? :o
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Ochitsukanai
at 8:31PM, June 18, 2009
ok, yeah, I know exactly what happened with that last narrative! Y'all blew up the old zombie body whilst I was reincarnated after dying as a ghost, and then Gabe Puratekuta murdered the new body and ate it (at least he sliced it up neatly) and now I'm a ghost again.
Eating my brains probably gave him super powers of deduction, but then he unfortunately died.
Oh, and this is another “what was TD anyhow?” thread now, right? Daaaamn, I'm so off-topic then. SO OUT OF THE LOOP.
EDIT: Also, this was a hilarious game to watch. I hope there's another more well-timed game hosted by Crocty so I can play then~
Eating my brains probably gave him super powers of deduction, but then he unfortunately died.
Oh, and this is another “what was TD anyhow?” thread now, right? Daaaamn, I'm so off-topic then. SO OUT OF THE LOOP.
EDIT: Also, this was a hilarious game to watch. I hope there's another more well-timed game hosted by Crocty so I can play then~

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Bocaj
at 8:54PM, June 18, 2009
PeopleI feel obligated to promote TD GAMMA (in my sig). It is a slightly more friendly TD, and a very less populated TD.
Top Drawer
The farther away from TD we get, and the more I think about it, the more I realize that the people act basically the same outside of TD, and the people are great.
That is one reason why I feel like I've kind of gotten to know some of you users~ <3.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 9:32PM, June 18, 2009
therealtjYou should do what I do! Use copyrighted material! That way you can never be featured :D
I know, I know, they just reminded me. And I got featured man! D:
CroctyThat would have made my lose of title a little bit easier to accept. It still stings X3
“Jurassic TheFlyingGreenMonkey”
With all this talk of TD, makes me wish I was around from the start of DD. Guess I'll just have to find another hosting site that just started >XD
Also I'd like to remind people to vote me your next GM ;D
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AQua_ng
at 11:50PM, June 18, 2009
pastel
You smell D:
I take back all the <3 I've given you. ALL OF THEM.
I told you to get a Witch Doctor to cover me PP, but noooooooooooooooooooo.
So in conclusion


K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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D_Dude
at 12:57AM, June 19, 2009
Role Description
Porters can save people from Dinosaurs by caring for their luggage. Scientists would like to know how that makes any sense, but they refuse to answer.
Simple. When people don't have to carry their own luggage, they can run away more easily.
I have been dying to say this since I got my role change…
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.

It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.


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Ozoneocean
at 1:05AM, June 19, 2009
croctyIt was never a spam forum… SOME people mistook it for such and that was where the problems lay -_-
Well, anyway, it was a spam forum, and eventually it got too offensive, so it was shut down. (Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)
Anyway, here it is:

:)
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 1:54AM, June 19, 2009
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