Niccea
Ummm. *sets him down* You are mine later. *trots off*

O.O

Okay, I hate being ignored, and I hate it when I'm always killed.

Listen, I've been in every game, and I've been trying to become mayor ever since. I've never been part of the mafia, even though everyone says I act like it every game.

Please, just vote for me. I am not going to do another stupid speech about what I'm going to do again. Just vote for me.

I see humorman is going for the sad vote this time.

humorman
Okay, I hate being ignored, and I hate it when I'm always killed.

Listen, I've been in every game, and I've been trying to become mayor ever since. I've never been part of the mafia, even though everyone says I act like it every game.

Please, just vote for me. I am not going to do another stupid speech about what I'm going to do again. Just vote for me.

Oh gosh, emily. I lol'd.

Me too.. HAHA. I had a teacher in college that would play the world's tiniest violin … my heart bleeds for you… if you ever came in with an excuse for late homework, he was an ass but funny.

kitty17
Oh gosh, emily. I lol'd.

I prefer the world's smallest trumpet but thats just me.

Humerman not being mafia in all six games is crazy in the odds((I'll let someone esle do the math.)).

Should be Nic.. she's good at that :) Digging your new avatar btw.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I prefer the world's smallest trumpet but thats just me.

Humerman not being mafia in all six games is crazy in the odds((I'll let someone esle do the math.)).

Hm? Did someone say odds?

Well let us see…

We will just use a normal game standard to calculate

The twenty game version with 5 mafia and 15 townies. This is the most common version and the best well rounded.

The odds of being townie in an ideal game is 75% (this game is 73%)

Taking out Game II which Humorman hosted, the chances of him always not being mafia is about a 24% chance.

I should be a bookie or something.

I would like to note, that though these odds seem low, the odds of many events in this game have always been low. Considering other probabilities I've calculated 24% is good.

Not to mention that acting on 24% is a gambler's fallacy. What you really need to think about is the 73% which is the same for all of us.

Thanks XD. I wanted to show off my Bippie Spirit!

Like Humorman I have also been in every game and have tried to be mayor as well. I was the first to announce I was running, check the sign up thread, and I hope I am first for you guys when you cast your votes!

Vote for the2ndredbaron and may our dreams fly high!

Wait a sec, am I late to the party or something? Where is Harkovast?

the2ndredbaron
Wait a sec, am I late to the party or something? Where is Harkovast?

He didn't sign up :(

im sure he will turn up here sometime.

*wades through many politicians*

I shall now accept solicited literature from the candidates!

*accepts various flyers, and notes that FGM's campaign promises are stuffed inside his donuts*

Hey! That's sneaky…sneakily effective!

Mister Kent wouldn't you like to vote for a candidate that has experience, you should vote for me, the2ndredbaron. Together we can!

*thinks thinks* not sure who to vote for, none of the candidates have yet to facinate me…

All right. So far we have these people running.

Waff

the2ndredbaron

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

humorman

Anyone else?

Okay, since begging isn't going to work, I might as well make a campaign anyways.

Let me to say something I've wanted to say since around the second or third game:

You guys are all asinine morons.


Many of you constantly get trapped in the same pitfalls in this game and don't even seem to care.

First of all, over half of the posts in these games are completely irrelevant. It's incredibly frustrating seeing vital time wasted on things like, “lol, mafia hsa teddy ber army!!!11”, or 50 posts in a row about mustaches. Don't you realize you could actually be trying to solve clues during this time? Of course, the classic response to this is, “Oh, sometimes the narrative isn't clear and there is no way at this point we can determine who is mafia?” Bullshit. You go over those clues and squeeze any type of information out of it. Put something on the table; don't just start posting random useless messages.

Also, there's the matter of people saying, “Oh, humorman's strategy of having everyone give away their roles is stupid. If we did that, then the mafia would know our roles.” Everyone seems totally against doing this, but when it comes to PQing other people in private (even if the other person was part of the mafia) it was okay. Yes, it happened in the first game when you gave your roles to ozone (who then gave the roles to mafioso skoolmunkee) and it happened the last game when some people PQed their roles to Niccea. Then, when the mafia wins, you say, “Gee, I gave so-and-so my role and they were mafia all along! They sure were smart!” No, you see, it's not about the mafia being really smart; it's about you being really stupid. DO NOT give someone your role just because they're the mayor. Either post your role publicly, or don't post it at all.

Finally, I'd like to say something about the other candidates. Usually, I wouldn't stoop to slandering, but after so many losses, I really don't care any more. First, you guys don't offer anything in your campaigns. All I ever hear is, “Vote for me! I'll stop the mafia!” Isn't that the point of the game? You might as well say, “Vote for me! I'm playing the game!” Of course, some of you try to be more strategic, saying things like, “You should vote for me! I'm definitely not mafia!” Well, that just proves you're a townie, doesn't it? The truth is, no matter what you say, there is NO way you can prove to be a townie until either the you die, or the game ends. Then, there are the campaign pictures. Do any of you guys actually vote for people based on these? Yes, the can be designed nicely, but having the ability to draw doesn't really relate to being a good mayor. In my opinion, the majority of the campaign posters I've seen are completely simple-minded and are only intended to gain an extra vote plus another for any other idiot that's attracted to “pretty colors”.


Now, I do NOT take anything that happens in these games personally, but I AM a competitive person. My experience with this game is like being teamed up with an idiot who can't draw for a game of Pictionary. Sure, it's just a game, but you don't play the game to lose. I want to win, and I'm fairly certain that all of you want to too, so if you guys vote for me, regardless of whether we win or lose, I will guarantee you that this game will DEFINITELY worth playing.



Also, if anyone has any disagreements or grievances with anything I've said, I don't really give a damn, so don't bother replying to this or PQing me; I won't respond back.

humorman
QQ

Oh yes, winning us over with insults is the true path of a politician. One thing I don't understand is why you want to be mayor so badly. I only wanted to be mayor once; when I was the godfather. You however have not been mafia yet and have clamored to be mayor each time.

So what's your motivation? Why do you want this so badly that you're willing to keep putting up with us asinine morons when statistically speaking, you have as much chance of being mayor as Zombie Nixon? Who's the real moron here?

Calling everyone an asinine morons and idiots is a good campaign strategy there humorman. Let me know how a campaign based on you complaining and insulting people works.

You mention clue solving as something the candidates don't talk about. Let us take a look at last game. Now I will be the first to admit that got tricked by niccea, perhaps it isn't wise to admit that but I will be honest. However, and niccea and Monkey can a test to this, I did pick out the mafia based on the clues. I solved the clues. And I have the pqs to prove it, and them as witnesses.

You mention asking for people's roles is stupid and doing so is bullshit. Well I have yet to ask for people's roles or say I am.

And as far as my campaign poster. I thought it was funny, if you don't like it no one cares. And for someone who “really don't care any more” you sure complain a lot. But hey the rest of us are idiots who can't draw for game of Pictionary right?


Vote for the2ndredbaron cause I won't insult you, unless, you know, you're into that sort of thing.

Well Humorman I was thinking of giving you a chance, but you have just lost it.

*eats a donut* *puts on a mustache*

Yep, exactly :)

Niccea
Well Humorman I was thinking of giving you a chance, but you have just lost it.

*eats a donut* *puts on a mustache*

Sheesh. I'm really bored right now. I don't have anything to color…

Niccea
Sheesh. I'm really bored right now. I don't have anything to color…

How about some of the older DDmafia pages?

The problem with public role-sharing is that you can't defend every person. You'd primarily want to defend the mayor, the pardoner, the paramedics, the vigilante, and the detective, right, but the mafia can kill three or four per night and the most you can protect out of six is four (with paras. and bodyguards). The plain townies and other special townie roles would be left out in the cold, to say nothing of the fact that many people will decline to share roles.

That said, I'll vote for humorman this round, since he is taking clues that seriously and is so competitive. I'm a competitive person, too. Something about that annoyance just appeals to me. XD

I'm sorry about it, Baron. You ARE more likely to get votes, though!

gullas

Niccea
Sheesh. I'm really bored right now. I don't have anything to color…

How about some of the older DDmafia pages?

SHHH!

Also I have a refined palate so to say. I don't like coloring bad works. I hate how I draw. Self loathing. I guess I could, but I guess I will hold off still. I have 24 minutes until class time and I can't afford for my computer to freeze up.

Thanks ochi. And Gullas, bravo man, bravo.

Well.. I just posted the votes I've received into the day one narrative. While humormans rant may sound a bit harsh he makes few good points especially about the posters. Not trying to be a douche here but I like to complain about the lack of effort on some of them. Some are just pictures with text written over them. I'm lingering towards not accepting them as a valid admission but for the time being I'm giving you the vote count.