Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
“What is this thing you call ‘not acting like a douche bag?’ We do not have this on planet Humorman.”
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
“Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!”
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!

MAFIA... and other forum games
Mafia VII: Reverse Mafia
harkovast
at 6:53PM, May 15, 2009

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
humorman
at 6:54PM, May 15, 2009
Niccea
You realize if you don't vote on the next day, you will be kicked out of the game right?
Oh yeah. I'll either vote for Ochitsukanai or someone who pisses me off. It could be anybody!
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:51PM
Niccea
at 6:55PM, May 15, 2009
Also on the risk of being kicked out if they don't vote:
Kitty17
Italianocane
poliwirl100
Kitty17
Italianocane
poliwirl100
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
kitty17
at 6:57PM, May 15, 2009
D:
I went out today…I was kidnapped by my mother before I could make up my mind.
I went out today…I was kidnapped by my mother before I could make up my mind.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
humorman
at 6:58PM, May 15, 2009
harkovast
Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
“What is this thing you call ‘not acting like a douche bag?’ We do not have this on planet Humorman.”
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
“Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!”
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!
Pot calling the kettle black.
It's surprising to see how spiteful some people are in this game.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:51PM
crocty
at 7:00PM, May 15, 2009
kitty17 (02:59:24): I wanted to post “But everyone likes hark!” but I decided not to
EDIT:
kitty17 (03:00:27): agree to it atleast
Croccty (03:00:32): K
I agree.
EDIT:
kitty17 (03:00:27): agree to it atleast
Croccty (03:00:32): K
I agree.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
kitty17
at 7:01PM, May 15, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
Hakoshen
at 7:02PM, May 15, 2009
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
crocty
at 7:02PM, May 15, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
harkovast
at 7:04PM, May 15, 2009
Wow humorman, good come back. Did it take you long to think of that one?
Ignore all the points I raise and basically resort to “I am rubber, you are glue”.
Though frankly I'm pleased!
In fact I was thrilled!
You just proved my point about why you suck at this game.
This is the first time you've answered me in about three games!
I send you messages, I ask you questions, but you ignore it all.
But when I throw a hail of (very accurate and cleverly worded) insults at you, pointing out how useless you are, you answer me.
With communication skills like that, where you only answer when people are telling you to get lost, is it any wonder you dont have any friends here?
Here is a free tip, brainiac.
DD mafia is easier if you dont IGNORE PQ'S!
Ignore all the points I raise and basically resort to “I am rubber, you are glue”.
Though frankly I'm pleased!
In fact I was thrilled!
You just proved my point about why you suck at this game.
This is the first time you've answered me in about three games!
I send you messages, I ask you questions, but you ignore it all.
But when I throw a hail of (very accurate and cleverly worded) insults at you, pointing out how useless you are, you answer me.
With communication skills like that, where you only answer when people are telling you to get lost, is it any wonder you dont have any friends here?
Here is a free tip, brainiac.
DD mafia is easier if you dont IGNORE PQ'S!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
crocty
at 7:07PM, May 15, 2009
I vote we make Humorman insulting an olympic sport in townston!
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
humorman
at 7:09PM, May 15, 2009
crocty
I vote we make Humorman insulting an olympic sport in townston!
Yes. Lose faster.
Prove me right and lose.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:51PM
crocty
at 7:09PM, May 15, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
the2ndredbaron
at 7:10PM, May 15, 2009
harkovastseconded
Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
“What is this thing you call ‘not acting like a douche bag?’ We do not have this on planet Humorman.”
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
“Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!”
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:16PM
Niccea
at 7:12PM, May 15, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
crocty
at 7:14PM, May 15, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
harkovast
at 7:15PM, May 15, 2009
Humorman insulting is not a sport!
A sport implies it has to be a challenge, or require training or effort.
Insulting a self important, semi delusional, social out cast is not a sport!
See? Even describing the guy I ended up insulting him!
It is that easy! Everyone would walk home with the gold!
Also humorman has failed to notice the fact that he is not watching us all lose. He is watching some of us lose, but clearly right now the agents are winning!
Why humorman has decided to help the agents by being 100% pure useless is anyone's guess.
Don't bother asking the human paper weight though, most likely he will ignore you, or at least throw a vague insult your way before going back to crying over the fact no one likes him.
A sport implies it has to be a challenge, or require training or effort.
Insulting a self important, semi delusional, social out cast is not a sport!
See? Even describing the guy I ended up insulting him!
It is that easy! Everyone would walk home with the gold!
Also humorman has failed to notice the fact that he is not watching us all lose. He is watching some of us lose, but clearly right now the agents are winning!
Why humorman has decided to help the agents by being 100% pure useless is anyone's guess.
Don't bother asking the human paper weight though, most likely he will ignore you, or at least throw a vague insult your way before going back to crying over the fact no one likes him.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
Hakoshen
at 7:15PM, May 15, 2009
And so it was written, that Humorman would be dubbed “The uniformly disliked.”
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
harkovast
at 7:22PM, May 15, 2009
This is like everyone is a signing a petition!
I love how everyone whose on the forum right now agrees.
If I talked to anyone else here like that, I'd get hate mail.
But with do it to humorman, I get a stand ovation!
I think that says more then the actual post itself!
I love how everyone whose on the forum right now agrees.
If I talked to anyone else here like that, I'd get hate mail.
But with do it to humorman, I get a stand ovation!
I think that says more then the actual post itself!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
rokulily
at 7:25PM, May 15, 2009
I just think its odd humourman didn't even try voting if he was sure ochi was an agent but he's around afterword to yell fail… I mean after he suggested ochi i tried to keep an eye out but there isn't much info that can be peg on her and i'm not going to accuse someone to be thrown into the bay unless i feel theres enough of a reason.
By the way, sorry again waff, you seemed to be really set up…
And right now my top for some new shoes are humourman and tfgm… But i think tfgm will at least try to talk his way out…
By the way, sorry again waff, you seemed to be really set up…
And right now my top for some new shoes are humourman and tfgm… But i think tfgm will at least try to talk his way out…


last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
Hakoshen
at 7:42PM, May 15, 2009
rokulily
I just think its odd humourman didn't even try voting if he was sure ochi was an agent but he's around afterword to yell fail…
After having read every mafia game here again today (I really, REALLY didn't care to do any work today) I can say I noticed a bit of a trend…
Humorman: Disparaging comment
Person A: Disparaging reply
Person B: Pacifist comment
*Game continues*
Humorman: Disparaging comment disregarding Persons A and B
(cycle continues)
After being Person B for four games, I think I'm done trying.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
crocty
at 8:00PM, May 15, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Italianocane
at 8:05PM, May 15, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:05PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:47PM, May 15, 2009
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!! I've been wrong everytime >:O
Okay 2nd night did the doctor protect the one the murderer was about to kill or what? How can a kill be canceled? I mistook your naration as him attacking para and having a medic protect him.
When I die I'd like a detail anlyze on the cules in the narrations cause I thought I nailed them. I thought I was pretty good at solving clues but aparently I'm stupid or something. I'm getting close to saying "Screw this game. Its four in the morning grandma(agents) you win!
Also I tried with the clues and got burnt. You do it now. Also I demand a double lynch tommorrow!
So basicly I now have mafia ampathy.
Okay 2nd night did the doctor protect the one the murderer was about to kill or what? How can a kill be canceled? I mistook your naration as him attacking para and having a medic protect him.
When I die I'd like a detail anlyze on the cules in the narrations cause I thought I nailed them. I thought I was pretty good at solving clues but aparently I'm stupid or something. I'm getting close to saying "Screw this game. Its four in the morning grandma(agents) you win!
Also I tried with the clues and got burnt. You do it now. Also I demand a double lynch tommorrow!
So basicly I now have mafia ampathy.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:17PM
gullas
at 4:32AM, May 16, 2009
harkovastFifth'd
Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
“What is this thing you call ‘not acting like a douche bag?’ We do not have this on planet Humorman.”
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
“Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!”
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!
TheFlyingGreenMonkeySeconed…
Also I tried with the clues and got burnt. You do it now. Also I demand a double lynch tommorrow!
So basicly I now have mafia ampathy.


last edited on July 14, 2011 12:39PM
harkovast
at 5:57AM, May 16, 2009
TFGM does seem to have a pretty remarkably bad voting record.
Considering hes also an elected official and a few clues could have pointed to him…well lets just say he better hope the clues don't point his way this time!
Considering hes also an elected official and a few clues could have pointed to him…well lets just say he better hope the clues don't point his way this time!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
crocty
at 6:17AM, May 16, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Aghammer
at 7:43AM, May 16, 2009
Is it night agiain? :) Don't kill me agents!! I love you guys!
crocty
So uhh…
…Just wait until daybreak now?
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:47AM
crocty
at 7:47AM, May 16, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
poliwirl100
at 8:58AM, May 16, 2009
How the hell can I vote when every time I log on and look here there are 5 more pages than last time? LOL. But seriously what are we voting for?
My brother is dead, I must live up to his legacy. My girlfriend person thing broke up with me…WOOOOOT!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:47PM
©2011 WOWIO, Inc. All Rights Reserved Mastodon