Indeed it will be.

Meh. I'm going to bed.

Someone PQ me when the game is over, because I'ma be busy this weekend.

Man, games gettin interesting…. too bad you guys KILLED ME.

ProductPlacement
Sorry. I was angry when I wrote that.

Its koo.

Rokulily can we have an update on the voting this game?

rokulily
“Oh baby! I’ll never leave you again!” wept the person, either from distress or the intense fumes from the garlic. “I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Let’s get married!”

…
*shrugs*
I've had worse pairings…

Retaya
I have to admit that that was really random and made no sense for Van Hellsing to do, but the more Harkovast talks the more suspicious he looks. And I seriously doubt that Van Hellsing would kill without at least some vague reason.

Naw. He talks a lot. Trust me. He hasn't quite rang any alarms for me yet.

Of course, when I'm on the guilty side, I start running statistics more often than not…but they get more complicated since this is game 18. In the first 5 games, the stat runs were shorter. And that was more of my anger of LoS getting vig every single freakin' time.

But yeah. Who are we voting for?

Product Placement

rokulily

Product Placement
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I have to admit but I didn't expect this to happen.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Egad! That's true!

But I thought the Spanish Inquisition would be:

¿?

I recon Anthony Mercer might be the Van so I am voting for him.
He looks to be crying in his picture and the clue mentioned “no use crying.”
And as I mentioned, I don't want a rogue Helsing running around.

Niccea- I vant to suck your blood….I mean….erm…drink….er…damn, what do mortals drink these days? Juice? Yeah! I vant to drink…I mean want! Want to drink juice! Phew! Perfect cover!

lynch count so far

anthony mercer
Salsa
Randomdudeperson
harkovast
Garbonzo bean

I will continue my non-voteing because I don't want Van to kill me. >.>

I think it is anthony mercer because of his crying avatar.
But he might just be sweating, so if anyone has any better suggestions about who the rogue van is, please let me know!

i like turtles.

seventy2
i like turtles.

EPIC WIN

seventy2
i like turtles.

THAT WAS RANDOM!

I like it! :p

Hey. Just telling people that the narration will be late tonight (by a good few hours). But voting ends at the same time as usual.

voting ends from 1 hour after this edited post!

Can we see a current vote tally please?

Well, first page says Anthony Merger: 4 Everyone else: 0

Unless something drastic happened, I'm sure that it's still like that.

Also, it's quite apparent that the pro-townies have given up on voting by now.

'Sa matter, Hark? Getting antsy?

Antsy indeed!
This Helsing fellow is more cunning then a full sack of otters!
Who knows what evil, diabolical scheme he may be plotting even as we speak?

Also I need to find a way to make lots of people read my webcomic all at once that doesn't cost any money.
But I always need that, don't I?

harkovast
Antsy indeed!
This Helsing fellow is more cunning then a full sack of otters!
Who knows what evil, diabolical scheme he may be plotting even as we speak?

Also I need to find a way to make lots of people read my webcomic all at once that doesn't cost any money.
But I always need that, don't I?

Spamming around many different messages boards might bring you some viewers… most likely haters that would rant on the internet how much the hate Harkovast which eventually would lead some people to stumble across Harkovast. That's one option….

I feel really down tonight.
Every just seems very negative right now.

Gullas, I've tried posting on a few message boards, but never with any great success.
The problem is I am not a regular to those boards so due to internet snobbery they ignore me.

What would be better would be if I could get someone who is already a popular member on such a board to like my comic and tell others to read it.
But that is something I cant really control.

Get on your best suit, head to the center of town, find a reporter, and during a live broadcast run on the screen screaming "HARKOVAST!" and flailing you arms and throwing eggs at people. If the police take you down you just keep screaming that word. When it airs, people will be so confused they'll do the first thing they know; google it. And voila.


Or you could make and sell it as a children's book.

I just wanna say that Alabama Played LSU today. I laughed. I cried. I hurt myself yelling.

All I have to say is…

REAUXLL TIDE REAUXLL!!!

Alabama ( 8-0 ) 24
LSU ( 6-2 ) 15


Ahh I love Football. (to everyone outside of the US, Just think Rugby with pads and down time in between plays).

replace bus, with narration.

I lol'd so frakkin' hard at that thing. Especially the end. Did NOT see that coming. But in a way, you just showed how we can never get the narrative cause… well you know. It'll explode!

Day 4
“Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!” cried Hark.

“Um what are you doing?” asked D_Dude.

“Well, you see, it’s very simple. I ring this bell, yell for dead people, then people bring me dead people. It’s a great system!”

“Only we have no dead.”

“Right only you- wait! That ruins everything! This is terrible! I’m raising money here to help promote Harkovast and you bozo tell me there’s no dead?! What about that lynch the was supposed to happen?!”

“We had a lynch?”

“What is this crazy place! This is Townston! We ALWAYS have lynches! Unless they’re canceled by some hippie pardoner! Who we ALREADY lynched!”

“Did you know we had a lynch?” asked D_Dude to Niccea who shrugged and walked away. “Well… We can’t have lynch if nobody voted so…”

“I got the list right here!” panted Randompersondude, running over from town hall.

“So we’re trying to lynch the Nosferatu right?”

“I think we agreed on the rogue Van Helsing instead.”

“So we’re lynching Anthony Mercer?”

“Sure, as long as I gets me my dead. FOR THE GLORY OF HARKOVAST!” cheered Hark.

It toke the town some doing to track down Anthony which was made even more surprising by the fact that he was just hanging out at his house watching some old zombie films. When the town knocked on his door he was more than confused and offered a few people popcorn. They sat him down and gave him possibly the most long winded, contrived story he had ever heard ending with ‘so we need to lynch you’.

“Wait… so people ACTUALLY voted for me to die?” he questioned.

“Yes, we think you might be the rogue Van Helsing.”

“Why?”

“It looks like you’re crying.”

“Oh, so I get a bit emotional at times… That’s not a very good reason to KILL a guy.”

“Well people voted for you and that’s that.”

“No.”

“No?”

“I won’t do it.”

“I’m afraid you don’t really have a say in the matter.”

He really didn’t. After much protest, claims that he was innocent, and even biting one of his captor’s arm he was taken to the gallows. Where they hung him, as a matter fact, and Hark got his dead body. Where he then realized, with Gullas the butcher gone, he had no one to sell it to. And no one wins.

Anthony Mercer the Townie is DEAD

Day 4 is over!
Night 4 has begun!

So, to summarise:

- I did absolutely nothing this whole game.
- I got lynched.

rokulily
…. and Hark got his dead body. Where he then realized, with Gullas the butcher gone, he had no one to sell it to. And no one wins.

pheeeef, I lol'ed hard *wipes tears from his eyes*

That was actually pretty funny!

And as long as someone is dead, I still feel like a winner!

harkovast
That was actually pretty funny!

And as long as someone is dead, I still feel like a winner!

We all feel like winners!