Salsa
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There shall be a new dress code for all the fair women in this town.
This is what came to my mind
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:02PM, March 23, 2010
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This is what came to my mind
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jninjashadow
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Times like these I wish I were still alive! I LOVE FMA!!!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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SalsaDon't worry though we have comfy mittens over our iron fists :D
With this day I and Musty Bill will rule this town with an Iron fist.
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Salsa
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I'm either gonna make GM next time I run or Roku and Niccea are going to kill me in my sleep because of this game. (I always pictured Roy with a different voice though)
RAGE!
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Salsa
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KillerBob was holed up in the library. Door after Door was between him and any would-be-killer, unless said killer decided to tunnel under said library and plant 50 barrels of gunpowder, 100 cases of Nitroglycerin, and three hundred tons of TNT. I guess that wasn't enough, because Musty Bill also put enough fireworks in there to put the Washington D.C. Independence Day Fireworks show to shame.
Half the town got leveled at midnight.
KillerBob the Librarian has been blown sky high!
Night Six is over, Day Seven is here!
we're down to four players. I'll be opening GM elections later.
Anthony Mercer: 2
TFGM
^ his mayorness
PoorBoyBlues: 1
Seventy2
KillerBob was holed up in the library. Door after Door was between him and any would-be-killer, unless said killer decided to tunnel under said library and plant 50 barrels of gunpowder, 100 cases of Nitroglycerin, and three hundred tons of TNT. I guess that wasn't enough, because Musty Bill also put enough fireworks in there to put the Washington D.C. Independence Day Fireworks show to shame.
Half the town got leveled at midnight.
KillerBob the Librarian has been blown sky high!
Night Six is over, Day Seven is here!
we're down to four players. I'll be opening GM elections later.
Anthony Mercer: 2
TFGM
^ his mayorness
PoorBoyBlues: 1
Seventy2
RAGE!
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jninjashadow
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SalsaMight I be eligible to run?
we're down to four players. I'll be opening GM elections later.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
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Hows about me? Just posted mine idea, up on the next thread. I think it's purty good, check 'er out! Yeeehaw!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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seventy2
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PQ I'M SENDING. I'M VOTING FOR POOR BOY BLUES!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Mettaur
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Wow, good thing the Vault is indestructable, right? Unless you're that dude that hates all himan beings and loves roaches, I guess humans being safe isn't making him happy. Eh, screw that dude!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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seventy2Sorry Seventy but our three votes to your two votes tell the tale. I admire your determination none the less.
PQ I'M SENDING. I'M VOTING FOR POOR BOY BLUES!
@Mettaur: Sorry bud but I destroyed you indestructable bunker. Well when I say “destroyed” I should say “converted”. See I used antimatter :D
Don't worry it will respown next game :D
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Mettaur
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Ah, the mayor is getting so drunk on ma booze he thinks he destroyed the vault, that funny guy…waitaminute, MA BOOZE!
Plus, I think that we should give jninjashadow the title, of town drunk! No, not the town hobo, that's the role of waff. jninjashadow is the owner of a sucessful and very rich business, but is possibly even drunker than the duck hisself! LEts *hic* lets vote fer Ninja to be Townston's official drunk! Man, this party is crazy! I didn't even know that those types of sins existed! Man, and who says angels can't be bad?
Plus, I think that we should give jninjashadow the title, of town drunk! No, not the town hobo, that's the role of waff. jninjashadow is the owner of a sucessful and very rich business, but is possibly even drunker than the duck hisself! LEts *hic* lets vote fer Ninja to be Townston's official drunk! Man, this party is crazy! I didn't even know that those types of sins existed! Man, and who says angels can't be bad?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement
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jninjashadowOnly players who have played a minimum of two games can run for GM. You're free to run once you've played a second game.SalsaMight I be eligible to run?
we're down to four players. I'll be opening GM elections later.
Mettaur
A new title: Jninjashadow the town drunk!
Second.
Speaking of titles. Salsa, I noticed you didn't list the titles of the players in this game.
Let's see… we've got:
Rokulily the minister of cuteness.
Product Placement the game master.
I am the l337 master the god damn batman.
Niccea the great deceiver and keeper of records.
Harkovast the patron saint of finger pointing.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner and bringer of bloodbaths.
Am I forgetting any?
Edit: Yes I did.
Anthony Mercer the emotional lurker
Those were my two cents.
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Not the l337 master, the 1337 master. :)
Love how half the town is flattened but more importantly Kb is dead! :)
Wish I could run for GM again but I don't have time to run the game constantly.
Love how half the town is flattened but more importantly Kb is dead! :)
Wish I could run for GM again but I don't have time to run the game constantly.
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Product Placement
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I copied your name from Salsa's list so it's his fault. I would have written it with a “1”.
Those were my two cents.
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Mettaur
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Alright, more than one person other than the nominee think that Ninja should be given the title of “Townston's Drunk”. Now, JNinjaShadow, do you accept the title of the town drunk? You ain't the hobo, that I think is Waff, correct me if i is wrong on that one. But you sir, are terribly awesome at the boosh, and the drinks, you should get that title. After all, you really deserve it! Plus, could make for funny dialogue in future games. So whatdoyasay?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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Product PlacementThis game is just to show all the new players why I got that title >XD
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner and bringer of bloodbaths.
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Randomdudeperson
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TheFlyingGreenMonkeyProduct PlacementThis game is just to show all the new players why I got that title >XD
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the everlasting pardoner and bringer of bloodbaths.
Figured, lol!
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Product PlacementHa! Have I become important to people that they now will kiss my ass instead of me kissing theirs? :D
I copied your name from Salsa's list so it's his fault. I would have written it with a “1”.
-the dead 1337 master
(forgot to sign with that earlier)
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jninjashadow
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Mettaur
Alright, more than one person other than the nominee think that Ninja should be given the title of “Townston's Drunk”. Now, JNinjaShadow, do you accept the title of the town drunk? You ain't the hobo, that I think is Waff, correct me if i is wrong on that one. But you sir, are terribly awesome at the boosh, and the drinks, you should get that title. After all, you really deserve it! Plus, could make for funny dialogue in future games. So whatdoyasay?
I reluctantly accept this glamorous, fatal job. I will drink you all proud! Speaking of which… *GLUG GLUG GLUG* … Well sh*t… that was motor oil… meh *GLUG GLUG GLUG*
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Niccea
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SalsaAh shucks. You know I don't need no reason to kill you. Unless you type in big red letters…or shoot PP out of a cannon…
I'm either gonna make GM next time I run or Roku and Niccea are going to kill me in my sleep because of this game. (I always pictured Roy with a different voice though)
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I Am The 1337 Master
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PP has been shot out of a cannon
too bad I'm already dead…reminds me. When you're dead you stay dead unless you're crocty or some other zombie…that was part of a game I wasn't a part of…
um…
-the dead 1337 Master
too bad I'm already dead…reminds me. When you're dead you stay dead unless you're crocty or some other zombie…that was part of a game I wasn't a part of…
um…
-the dead 1337 Master
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Product Placement
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Oh, you don't want to go down that road 1337. Salsa still carries the scars from his experience.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa
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Narration
Anthony Mercer was tied to a stake as TFGM and Seventy2 played RPS to decide his fate. As the players threw their hands down for the third and final time, lightening flashed overhead.
“Rock!” they both exclaimed as they looked at each other's move.
“Well, as the mayor of this here town I declare my self the winner.”
“ARGH! Where is PP when you need him?!? I can't find fault with that logic.”
And then there were three.
Anthony Mercer, aka Crazy Old Man Higgins, is dead!
Day Seven has come and gone
Night Seven is here for a visit.
Anthony Mercer was tied to a stake as TFGM and Seventy2 played RPS to decide his fate. As the players threw their hands down for the third and final time, lightening flashed overhead.
“Rock!” they both exclaimed as they looked at each other's move.
“Well, as the mayor of this here town I declare my self the winner.”
“ARGH! Where is PP when you need him?!? I can't find fault with that logic.”
And then there were three.
Anthony Mercer, aka Crazy Old Man Higgins, is dead!
Day Seven has come and gone
Night Seven is here for a visit.
RAGE!
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Salsa
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Oh, you don't want to go down that road 1337. Salsa still carries the scars from his experience.
Listen to him! Check every game I have been in since. There has only been two times the team I was on won and only ONCE that i made it to the end of the game. I was also the only GM to have a game with 100% fatalities! Why do you think my title is “Salsa the Luckless!”
ps GM elections are up!
RAGE!
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Mettaur
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Yeeehaw! That there was some real good writing, check the elections page to check it out. Well, with Hark gone, SOMEBODY had to carry on the self-promotion!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
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No, that's not neccesary.
At all.
At all.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
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Well, no one complained about it when Hark was around, and no one was glad that he stopped, so I assumed it was a routine part of the Mafia Games. But this is not self promotion even, it is just me saying some advice for the next game. So, Mettaur the GM…but seriously, good idea? Unless Hark was the Bomber, then we would all be doomed. Doomed!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Seeing as 48 pages is a lot to go through just to find out that your luck sucks, I'll take your word for it.
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seventy2
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I've been hoping that i was crazy old man higgins this hole time. :(
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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PoorBoyBlues
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MettaurLeave it to Hark
Well, no one complained about it when Hark was around, and no one was glad that he stopped, so I assumed it was a routine part of the Mafia Games.
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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