I actually think this is turning out rather funny.

Eh, a traitor usually turns my milk sour.

for everything that's going on… yeah actually this is getting hilarious

Im suprised with the lack of hissy fitting this half of the game. But i think after the next night turn ill just end this. Its probably one of the worst games of mafia ive seen yet.

Which was the worst?

This one.

Also kinda depressed. Unless something epic happens im closing shop early.

same
Im suprised with the lack of hissy fitting this half of the game.

You want the Lord of the hissy fit to start again?

Salsa
@same: YES! you're the first one to include that ^u^

What did he include? If it's something about narrations, then I honestly believe I've always been faithful enough, regarding your requests.

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same
Im suprised with the lack of hissy fitting this half of the game.

You want the Lord of the hissy fit to start again?

Salsa
@same: YES! you're the first one to include that ^u^

What did he include? If it's something about narrations, then I honestly believe I've always been faithful enough, regarding your requests.

sorry. I forgot about the other times but he was the first one to use that as a lure so yeah. Sorry to all the other GM's that have included the 1000 viking frogs. I wonder what became of my hat?

Meanwhile at the castle.
Thats your cue Roku

same
Meanwhile at the castle.
Thats your cue Roku

hahaha, sorry- i was at the beach. according to some the water was freezing? whatever wimps- it was great. except for the part were my feet got sunburned. nothing else but now i have red feet… i hope this overly poofy dress will hide this fact.

also also! i play $4 worth of arcade games and got 71 plastic butterflies and and this sweet blicking lights bubbles. the guy declared that he couldn't count to 71 so i got to pick them out so i took ‘em for all the blues ones they had left- mhuhahaha!

and yeah, back at the castle. figuring out things… soooo… what would qualify as ’epic'?

rokulily
and yeah, back at the castle. figuring out things… soooo… what would qualify as ‘epic’?

My most recent definition of epic, that I even drew up a sketch of, is riding a motorcycle off a cliff in a wartorn, steampunk universe, soaring over an AC-130 while cutting down and shooting ninjas on motorcycles and fist-bumping God, and when we spread our fingers to do the explosion, the skies erupt with lightning.

rokulily
soooo… what would qualify as ‘epic’?

*looks at what Hak said*

That or…


Have legions of butterflies with razor sharp wings decimate your enemies while a thousand cookie wielding chibi ninjas kill the leaders of all the nations who oppose yours. Then as the rest amass an army worthy of Armageddon, you gather your ingredients and your animal companions of badass-itude and bake and army of gingerbread men and, together with the Penguins of cuteness, you do battle leading the final charge on you unicorn of awesomeness as a horde of gingerbread men wielding candy-cane swords and rock-candy axes descend upon the fools who dared oppose your rule like a swarm of locusts. And after the battle you would stand tall and let all know that you were born to rule this planet with an oven-mitted iron fist.

Tacos are epic.

in some countries.

Beard man is epic.
Also:
keep the game going! If only SOME people would start doing things.

Mettaur
Eh, a traitor usually turns my milk sour.

Seriously? You of all people would be the person whining about traitor?

Kroatz
Beard man is epic.
Also:
keep the game going! If only SOME people would start doing things.

Mettaur
Eh, a traitor usually turns my milk sour.

Seriously? You of all people would be the person whining about traitor?

He must like sour milk.

It's only a matter of time before I come back to life.
I know how these games go, I've figured out the pattern!

So is this ending soon?

same
Thats your cue Roku

I kinda want to call same a call boy now but when I looked online to find a picture of one, I realized to my horror that the term call boy had devolved from a person who tells actors when they're supposed to be on to male prostitutes.

I'm never typing “call boy” into image search again. I recommend that you guys do the same.

Did I mention my moment is set to “All That's Left,” by Thrice, in particular moments 2:13 through 2:36. I'd link it, but I'm at work and youtube is blocked. Technically so is THIS, but I found a loophole I'm sure they're going to plug and then severely punish me for exploiting.

Day 4 lynch narration

Zeph made his way to the gallows once again. This time he wasnt being escorted. Noone was around as most had given up caring. The king stood there silently. “So… You gonna do it then?” Zeph looked at the gallows. “Eh.” Jninja passed by to give an encouraging shout of “DO EET FAGGOT!” and then went back to his business. Zeph made his way to the noose. “Well. I.. Actually i couldnt be bothered saying anything.” He opened the noose to put it arround his head when all of a sudden kroatz came out of nowhere to kick him off the stand. “No you fucking dont! Its my turn” Kroatz quickly put the noose around his neck and jumped. Zeph rolled in the dirt from the kick kroatz gave him. Zeph got up off the ground and dusted himself off. Suddenly people came from everywhere to mourn the death of kroatz. The hero of townsto- Just kidding, he was a demon soldier.
Kroatz the demonic soldier has died.

So the demon lord spend his lynch cancel, by killing the traitor.

Interesting.

This night turn will be different. Im taking away all protection. And since the blacksmith hasnt done squat all game theyre being booted and i will be granting 2 random townies the ability to kill.

So then last night I assume

In a way I kinda was the hero of townston…
So, yay!

Cripes I go to the gallows alot.

And now, I will laugh. Ha.

Mettaur
And now, I will laugh. Ha.

Why? For a team that had everything it needed to achieve the fastest mafia victory in history, you did pretty awful. :Þ

-leans on Hand- I really have no idea. Oh well.

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Mettaur
And now, I will laugh. Ha.

Why? For a team that had everything it needed to achieve the fastest mafia victory in history, you did pretty awful. :Þ

I just wanted to laugh, is there anything wrong with that? Can't even laugh any more, so I needs a reason do I? Thank you for making me a mean-spirited being!
P.S. I'm joking, big time. Just laughing at how this game is going. We had it all, and some fool had to ruin it. And now he's dead, but we're ruined anyways. Ha.

well now that no ones protected i might as well say that ochi was my bodyguard since i got to pick one out. i figured that she was probably a demon since i wasn't and we're pretty much on opposite sides whenever we play together. so your team, from the begining, had a slight hole in it. and then kroatz switch sides. for equilibrium, serial killer status, and fanart. he was indeed, the town's unexpected hero.