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Mafia XXIX: Heroes of townstoria
jninjashadow at 5:23PM, June 15, 2010
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zap his hologram wrist thing, all will be well
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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harkovast at 6:05PM, June 15, 2010
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On pokemon, the pokemon are real monsters.
On yu-gi-oh the monsters are just stupid holograms that only damage other holograms.
Pikachu would take yugi to school!

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maru at 6:40PM, June 15, 2010
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Damn right! Besides, Yugi's hair already looks like he's been zapped.
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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same at 7:02PM, June 15, 2010
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Ahem!
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Zeph at 7:23PM, June 15, 2010
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Angry horned raptors.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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harkovast at 7:25PM, June 15, 2010
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Pokemon was the original, it beats all imitators.

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alwinbot at 7:42PM, June 15, 2010
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Zeph
Angry horned raptors.
Poser.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Zeph at 8:07PM, June 15, 2010
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Horned raptors beat out jigglypuffs in my opinion.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/304277
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Kroatz at 12:24AM, June 16, 2010
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Well.
Yu-gi-oh and pokemon were started around the same time. 1996.
I think I like the pokemon Manga best, trainers were able to actually kill opponents monsters. You'd be either really good or you'd have to bury your pokemon after every match…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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same at 3:15AM, June 16, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
jninjashadow
I conquer
concurr

Keep Your Head Up - MilkCan

I think Kroatz is mafia. IT'S TIME TO DUEL!

you can be ash.
I'll be Yugi being Yami which is just his more bitchy, manly side.

“I came here to kick ass and play card games and I'm all out of ass.” - Yugioh the abriged series.

Also rayquaza
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jninjashadow at 4:52AM, June 16, 2010
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that is one bitchin' pocket monster trouser snake
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Hakoshen at 9:33AM, June 16, 2010
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Hey guys, what did I miss?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Mettaur at 10:35AM, June 16, 2010
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I must draw a yugioh and pokemon battle. But I must say, it will be over shortly.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 10:40AM, June 16, 2010
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Night narration 2

Its a little late… again. Just broke up with my girlfriend. :(. No pity please. Id prefere to laugh at the minute.

A rotting smell lingered in the air. A demon soldier waited patiently on the head of knights making his exit from the castle. Another demon approached. “Stalking someone?” They turned around to face the other demon assessing their intentions
“This kill is mine. I have been instructed by our lord to end him.”
“Your lord requests otherwise”
The second demon said fixing their blade.
“Do you wish to watch or are you merely simple?”
“I wish to watch. If you don't mind.”
“Fine. But hid yourself.”
The second demon hid in the shadows. Waiting for the perfect moment they pulled a dagger and threw it as hard as they could. It cut straight into the first demons brain. It fell to the ground lifelessly. The second demon hid the body in the undergrowth and disappeared into the night.
Ochi the demonic soldier has been killed

The hero wandered the streets. After being killed the previous night they had one thing on their mind. Getting even. Someone was watching them from the roof tops. They also had one thing in mind. The hero sensed someone following them. They looked towards the roof. A silhouette appeared from the light of the moon. The silent assassin had been following them. The assassin left down from the roof with their blade ready to gut their prey. The hero pulled their sword from the scabbard readying for combat. The assassin swipped violently at the hero as they swung their sword countering their attackers. The silent assassin swung their dagger towards the heros head. They ducked, the silent assassin was blinded by the heroes long hair. They swung their palm into the assassins torso. “With my sacred blade i banish you back to hell demon!” They swung their blade as hard as they could into the side of the assassin. Cutting right through their ribs. The assassin fell, their body began to spill out most of its blood.
Niccea the silent assassin is dead

Hakoshen wandered around his home. It was quiet. He didnt really care about what was going on outside. Aslong as it didnt come his way. A noise came from his kitchen. The big hairy man was standing by his pantry. “What the hell are you doing in my pantry!? Get out before I pull that rediculous beard from your face!” He ran out of his house. Hakoshen locked the doors and went back to relaxing.

1000 viking frogs mounted on miniature unicorns sang the anvil chorus as the night air became filled with the stench of blood. The head of knights ran to investigate this strange scene. “Hmmm. What the! Frogs on mini unicorns? What did they put in that banquet?!” The shadow magician appeared infront of him. “Interesting trick isnt it? Ive formed the shadows into this scene. I knew you'd be drawn here.” “You! You should have lay low after escaping the lynch. You could have been free. But i guess im going to have to end you.” The shadow magician pulled a knife from their belt. “Or perhaps I will be the one to end you?” He lunged forward. A man in black armor appeared from nowhere and restrained the shadow magician. “Get him!” He yelled as the magician attempted to struggle free. The head of knights lunged his blade through the heart of the magician. They collapsed. Their body began to fade to shadow. “It… looks like… someone sold out.”

Salsa the shadow magician is dead

A dancing demon approached the scene. “Oh… I see. Ill just. Be on my way.”

Elsewhere 1337 sat down to enjoy a late night snack. His window began to rattle. Someone approached him. “Nice snack you got here.” 1337 went for a metal pipe he kept by the door. “Get your hands off my sandwich.” The demon set it down. “Oh. Im not interested in this. I ment you!” The demon held him down and chewed out his heart. 1337 screamed as his blood covered the room. There was nothing he could do.
I am the 1337 master the townie has been chewed up


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Mettaur at 10:45AM, June 16, 2010
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The traitor strikes again! From slightly ticked off, to pretty pissed off.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 11:29AM, June 16, 2010
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I suppose I could remark on the fact that one should not be aware, days in advance, that one is to be betrayed; it rather spoils the flavor of surprise that one would suppose attendant to such an event.

But mine nobly remains as always a generous and tender soul; I pray therefore that my dear comrades continue eternally to be graced with such fortunate timing, as it is good to have something upon which to rely.

<3

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Product Placement at 11:32AM, June 16, 2010
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How the town is winning this is completely beyond me. It should be impossible for the demons to loose but they're loosing anyways. This calls for a behind the scenes explanation, once the game is over.

We're not out of the woods yet, though. Despite having rid us of 4 baddies, there are still 5 left. At least we got the ones who had two lives and could kill twice. Now we're going to have a day that's going to end with a second lynch cancel, followed by a pro-townie sacrifice.

…then comes the third night…
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 11:34AM, June 16, 2010
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I think this is the worse I've ever done as a Mafia. Didn't even kill anybody. T^T Although I do know two roles. which I can't tell anyone.

@same: YES! you're the first one to include that ^u^
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 11:39AM, June 16, 2010
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@Ochi I have no idea what you said, but it sounded deep, so I'm touched…I think.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 12:02PM, June 16, 2010
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Beginning of day 4





Lynch votes please

Zeph: 1
Zeph
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Anthony Mercer at 12:14PM, June 16, 2010
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So, whom do we suspect?
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Product Placement at 12:38PM, June 16, 2010
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Salsa
I think this is the worse I've ever done as a Mafia. Didn't even kill anybody.
Oh, btw. What's with you and viking frogs? That the third time I've see a death narration about you, where those things pop up. I should know. I've wrote one of them.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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Zeph at 12:41PM, June 16, 2010
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Viking frogs are fun.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Kroatz at 1:06PM, June 16, 2010
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The only thing better than viking frogs is viking unicorns.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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jninjashadow at 1:23PM, June 16, 2010
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Salsa
@same: YES! you're the first one to include that ^u^
BS, I included it!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:41PM, June 16, 2010
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eaten…alive…

wanna know something funny a friend told me?
“When I die I want to be cremated. But before they burn my body I want them to cut me open and stuff me full of popcorn kernels. Then in the incinerator will get filled with popcorn and it'll be fun.”

and I think he'll do it.
Someone die like that this game.

Well this is 1337 signing off.

-the dead 1337 master
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Hakoshen at 1:54PM, June 16, 2010
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I did what now? Cool. I've always wanted to snatch someone's beard like that one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 3:14PM, June 16, 2010
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Wow, for such a powerful mafia, the bad guys are gettin' served!

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Mettaur at 3:25PM, June 16, 2010
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You can thank our idiotic traitor for that, killing our most important operatives.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph at 3:27PM, June 16, 2010
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I'm just waiting for it to end, it's lost all its fun.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM

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