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Mettaur
at 5:55PM, May 14, 2010
Goddamnit! I couldn't see Iron Man 2…the theater was stuffed with people like lox on a bagel. But as a consolation, we went to Blockbuster to get Inglorious Bastards, that any good?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
Kroatz
at 6:00PM, May 14, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Hakoshen
at 7:12PM, May 14, 2010
Mettaur
Goddamnit! I couldn't see Iron Man 2…the theater was stuffed with people like lox on a bagel. But as a consolation, we went to Blockbuster to get Inglorious Bastards, that any good?
Not AS good, but it's good enough to keep you happy.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
Zeph
at 7:55PM, May 14, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyHakoshenCommented. And now to tell a friend. Hakoshen you should totally check out Two Weeks Notice. It has a cool new background and everything!KroatzAnthony MercerSpeaking of which, Zom updated yesterday!TheFlyingGreenMonkey
And No Talent has updated. It even has a special geust! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
Speaking of which, Philthon Jones updated two days ago! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
Speaking of which, Two Weeks Notice updated five minutes ago! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
And then tell your friends.
Back to my comic, No Talent. Hark has come forward and admitted that he discriminates when it comes to art quality. Also he likes my comics new look.
With endorsements like that I'll sky rocket to the top 100 for sure!
I only managed to get plastic bullets to 93, but I never got the top 100 trophy. But now it's on an upward climb into the hundreds, and I don't know why.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:55PM
Hakoshen
at 8:01PM, May 14, 2010
Zeph
I only managed to get plastic bullets to 93, but I never got the top 100 trophy. But now it's on an upward climb into the hundreds, and I don't know why.
As far as I'm aware the majority of trophies are broken. I never got my top 100 thingie either.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:02PM, May 14, 2010
ZephTheFlyingGreenMonkeyHakoshenCommented. And now to tell a friend. Hakoshen you should totally check out Two Weeks Notice. It has a cool new background and everything!KroatzAnthony MercerSpeaking of which, Zom updated yesterday!TheFlyingGreenMonkey
And No Talent has updated. It even has a special geust! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
Speaking of which, Philthon Jones updated two days ago! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
Speaking of which, Two Weeks Notice updated five minutes ago! Everyone go there now and leave a comment. :3
And then tell your friends.
Back to my comic, No Talent. Hark has come forward and admitted that he discriminates when it comes to art quality. Also he likes my comics new look.
With endorsements like that I'll sky rocket to the top 100 for sure!
I only managed to get plastic bullets to 93, but I never got the top 100 trophy. But now it's on an upward climb into the hundreds, and I don't know why.
Its cause you arn't reading enough “No Talent.” :3
Or it could be cause I stopped reading it. Once the match with team zero is over I'll continue to read :3
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Zeph
at 8:05PM, May 14, 2010
The match isn't even that bad Monkey. Well at least nobody dies.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:20PM, May 14, 2010
ZephKilling someone is grounds for disqualification. I like underdogs, I like Kallen. I hate bullies. When I went back to check if it was over and it looked like Cross was going to poke out her eyeballs. I really don't like this. Hate it in fact.
The match isn't even that bad Monkey. Well at least nobody dies.
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Zeph
at 8:24PM, May 14, 2010
He wouldn't do something like that, you've got my word on that. And like I said nobody dies. Cross is much worse off than Kallen is.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:27PM, May 14, 2010
Zeph
He wouldn't do something like that, you've got my word on that. And like I said nobody dies. Cross is much worse off than Kallen is.
Like I care about Cross. He dosn't have breasts.
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Zeph
at 8:32PM, May 14, 2010
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
jninjashadow
at 8:40PM, May 14, 2010
So for those who can't count (Kroatz) the election has started. Start sending in your votes if you haven't. And speaking of good movies, I just saw Robin Hood. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Although after watching the movie, I get the impression that Ridley Scott DOES NOT like the French in the slightest. Seriously tho, Russell Crowe with a sword, never a bad premise.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Kroatz
at 12:23AM, May 15, 2010
jninjashadowWhy wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!
So for those who can't count (Kroatz) the election has started. Start sending in your votes if you haven't. And speaking of good movies, I just saw Robin Hood. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Although after watching the movie, I get the impression that Ridley Scott DOES NOT like the French in the slightest. Seriously tho, Russell Crowe with a sword, never a bad premise.
*ahem*
I never made any remark about the competition not starting yet…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Mettaur
at 7:07AM, May 15, 2010
People telling me that the compettition has already started, people tellibng me it's on time, someone explain to me already!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
harkovast
at 12:10PM, May 15, 2010
I have yet to see Inglorious Bastards.
But I dunno…I have this system for American films about WW2.
They are all dreadful and moronic, so I try not to watch them.
It works pretty well for me.
Zeph- Your comic is going UP in the rankings? Curses! I must redouble my efforts!
But I dunno…I have this system for American films about WW2.
They are all dreadful and moronic, so I try not to watch them.
It works pretty well for me.
Zeph- Your comic is going UP in the rankings? Curses! I must redouble my efforts!

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Mettaur
at 1:04PM, May 15, 2010
harkovastInglorious Bastards is one of the few that are worth watching. As a comedy that is.
I have yet to see Inglorious Bastards.
But I dunno…I have this system for American films about WW2.
They are all dreadful and moronic, so I try not to watch them.
It works pretty well for me.
Zeph- Your comic is going UP in the rankings? Curses! I must redouble my efforts!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 1:20PM, May 15, 2010
KroatzYou forgot elegant and drunk
Why wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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harkovast
at 1:40PM, May 15, 2010
Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Kroatz
at 1:53PM, May 15, 2010
jninjashadowKroatzYou forgot elegant and drunk
Why wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!
That's incorporated in the son of a mule part.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Mettaur
at 3:14PM, May 15, 2010
harkovastHow can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.
Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
Kroatz
at 3:39PM, May 15, 2010
MettaurStop stealing my jokes…harkovastHow can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.
Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Mettaur
at 3:46PM, May 15, 2010
KroatzTo be honest I've been curious for a while…what does Kroatz mean exactly? Or is it a made-up word?MettaurStop stealing my jokes…harkovastHow can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.
Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
Oh, and about stealing the jokes, how can I steal them If I came up with them myself? Meh, whatever, I don't have to bow down to your almighty spellcheck rules, Croatz.
And in news unrelated to my evil quest of scrambling the names of others, if you have any requests for your mafia games poster, send me a pq about it! Detail your strange details you want, or I'll just decide for myself what you want! Like Hakoshen wanting Kos-Mos!…actually, that was a specific request from him, so not the best example…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:15PM, May 15, 2010
Speaking of jokes!
How many Mafia does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shoot any witnesses !
How many Mafia does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shoot any witnesses !
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:19PM
harkovast
at 4:17PM, May 15, 2010
Sorry Mantoor, I will try harder to spell your name right.
Croatz and Hakoshand will both tell you that I always make an effort to get peoples names right, as will Zame and Seph. Though I've got bingasadows name wrong once or twice….
Croatz and Hakoshand will both tell you that I always make an effort to get peoples names right, as will Zame and Seph. Though I've got bingasadows name wrong once or twice….

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Mettaur
at 4:19PM, May 15, 2010
harkovastI actually laughed out loud, well played Herkavest, well played. Did you have assistance from www.random.org, or were these your own jumblings?
Sorry Mantoor, I will try harder to spell your name right.
Croatz and Hakoshand will both tell you that I always make an effort to get peoples names right, as will Zame and Seph. Though I've got bingasadows name wrong once or twice….
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
same
at 4:22PM, May 15, 2010
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harkovast
at 4:27PM, May 15, 2010
Mator, I am perfectly capable of misspelling words all on my own without computerised assistance!

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Zeph
at 4:27PM, May 15, 2010
Look a squirrel!
Wait.. no, just a homocidal genetically altered hamster. My bad.
Wait.. no, just a homocidal genetically altered hamster. My bad.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
harkovast
at 4:41PM, May 15, 2010
Zeph, if it cant talk and wear clothes, I am not interested.

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Product Placement
at 5:08PM, May 15, 2010
harkovast
Zeph, if it cant talk and wear clothes, I am not interested.

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