Everyone's a foreigner to everyone here.
Related story.
“I dont like eurovision because its full of foreigners.”
Stupidest sentence I've heard all week.
Although i guess thats because i havent listened to myself talk.

MAFIA... and other forum games
Mafia XXVIII: Mafia NOIR
same
at 4:53PM, May 30, 2010
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Kroatz
at 5:07PM, May 30, 2010
same
Everyone's a foreigner to everyone here.
Stupidest sentence I've heard all week.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 5:09PM, May 30, 2010
Technically the week so far is just an hour an 10 minutes in.
Give it time. I'll say something more stupid.
Give it time. I'll say something more stupid.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 5:10PM, May 30, 2010
So mettaur blow it for the mafia?
My suspect for serial killer: I thought Hark.
Ninja was acting wierd so I think he might be the serial killer or the lesser detective.
My suspect for serial killer: I thought Hark.
Ninja was acting wierd so I think he might be the serial killer or the lesser detective.
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KillerBob
at 5:14PM, May 30, 2010
My name is Bob and I kill things. Things like: moments, moods, norms, rules, and people.
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same
at 5:16PM, May 30, 2010
KillerBob
And I live to play another day.
First time I've heard you playing yet.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 5:17PM, May 30, 2010
KillerBob*Axis of Awesome secret high five*
And I live to play another day.
If only Random had stayed alive. We would have been unscaved.
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alwinbot
at 5:18PM, May 30, 2010
KillerBobThank god. I was so worried you might have died.
And I live to play another day.
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same
at 5:19PM, May 30, 2010
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KillerBob
at 5:20PM, May 30, 2010
sameLike a ninja I stay hidden until its safe for me to come out. Wait no not a ninja whats the oppisite of a brave warrior? A coward that is what I meant.KillerBob
And I live to play another day.
First time I've heard you playing yet.
My name is Bob and I kill things. Things like: moments, moods, norms, rules, and people.
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harkovast
at 5:31PM, May 30, 2010
The truth of the matter was that I was so cool, sexy and down right hard boiled, everyone always assumed I had a cool role, even though I very rarely did.
But I could always console myself that I'd never been lynched.
But I could always console myself that I'd never been lynched.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Kroatz
at 5:46PM, May 30, 2010
harkovast
The truth of the matter was that I was so cool, sexy and down right hard boiled, everyone always assumed I had a cool role, even though I very rarely did.
But I could always console myself that I'd never been lynched.
You're not THAT sexy… A bit too hairy for my tastes…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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harkovast
at 6:01PM, May 30, 2010
Kroatz obviously didn't realise that once you go furry, you'll be back early.
I had to be careful with too much poetry though, it could compromise my hard boiled image.
But I decided to tell I completely random limerick I wrote anyway…
2012
“Twenty twelve meant a lot to the mayans.
Its the date that they thought we'd start dyin'
It is now far too late
To go pick a new date
So we better hope they were just lyin'”
Yeah, I definitely needed to cool it with the poetry.
I had to be careful with too much poetry though, it could compromise my hard boiled image.
But I decided to tell I completely random limerick I wrote anyway…
2012
“Twenty twelve meant a lot to the mayans.
Its the date that they thought we'd start dyin'
It is now far too late
To go pick a new date
So we better hope they were just lyin'”
Yeah, I definitely needed to cool it with the poetry.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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same
at 6:16PM, May 30, 2010
2012
They cant update their calendar cause they're all dead.
Mystery solved.
They cant update their calendar cause they're all dead.
Mystery solved.
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alwinbot
at 6:30PM, May 30, 2010
sameI'm sure there are some mayans left. or descendants of them.
2012
They cant update their calendar cause they're all dead.
Mystery solved.
And this “apocalypse” is as solid as y2k.
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same
at 6:33PM, May 30, 2010
Y2K happened. We're all dead and our souls are inside the mainframe.
Now blue or red pill?
Also thats a limerick
Now blue or red pill?
harkovast
2012
“Twenty twelve meant a lot to the mayans.
Its the date that they thought we'd start dyin'
It is now far too late
To go pick a new date
So we better hope they were just lyin'”
Yeah, I definitely needed to coll it with the poetry.
Also thats a limerick
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alwinbot
at 6:53PM, May 30, 2010
sameAnd there was a similar event in 1900. That's where cowboys came from.
Y2K happened. We're all dead and our souls are inside the mainframe.
Now blue or red pill?harkovast
2012
“Twenty twelve meant a lot to the mayans.
Its the date that they thought we'd start dyin'
It is now far too late
To go pick a new date
So we better hope they were just lyin'”
Yeah, I definitely needed to coll it with the poetry.
Also thats a limerick
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harkovast
at 7:20PM, May 30, 2010
Same
Also thats a limerick
I wasn't entirely clear on why Same was telling me that the limerick I wrote was a limerick, when I premised it with the phrase-
I
But I decided to tell I completely random limerick I wrote anyway…
Was I missing something? Or had the cold hard streets of this uncaring city finally driven me crazy?

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Salsa
at 8:17PM, May 30, 2010
Well since my cover's already blown
Yes I am the Godfather, Gullas is the mad bomber, Same is the Vig. Niccea is a paranoid and Killerbob is the other bodyguard. As For Mett, I'll explain all after the narrative tomorrow.
Until then I'm out for blood.
Yes I am the Godfather, Gullas is the mad bomber, Same is the Vig. Niccea is a paranoid and Killerbob is the other bodyguard. As For Mett, I'll explain all after the narrative tomorrow.
Until then I'm out for blood.
RAGE!
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alwinbot
at 8:35PM, May 30, 2010
Its hard to tell if you're lying or not.
Considering you actually got one of those people right.
Considering you actually got one of those people right.
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Salsa
at 10:25PM, May 30, 2010
alwinbotEh, at this point not much point in maintaining my innocence. I hadn't done anything so I was clear then I tried to save Maru for at least one more cycle, and that was the most overt thing I did.
Its hard to tell if you're lying or not.
Considering you actually got one of those people right.
RAGE!
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Niccea
at 10:41PM, May 30, 2010
Actually he is telling the truth. I should know. Ochi attacked me.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:55PM, May 30, 2010
SalsaIts sad that the Godfather knew more roles than I did and I asked for roles.
Well since my cover's already blown
Yes I am the Godfather, Gullas is the mad bomber, Same is the Vig. Niccea is a paranoid and Killerbob is the other bodyguard. As For Mett, I'll explain all after the narrative tomorrow.
Until then I'm out for blood.
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Kroatz
at 11:56PM, May 30, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyI on the other hand knew more roles than the godfather… Hehe.SalsaIts sad that the Godfather knew more roles than I did and I asked for roles.
Well since my cover's already blown
Yes I am the Godfather, Gullas is the mad bomber, Same is the Vig. Niccea is a paranoid and Killerbob is the other bodyguard. As For Mett, I'll explain all after the narrative tomorrow.
Until then I'm out for blood.
Has anyone actually found any clues? I only know that ochi has been searching for'em…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 12:32AM, May 31, 2010
KroatzI found the clues pointing to Meru. Your noir style confused the hell out of me. I had no idea what should be clues and what shouldn't be.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyI on the other hand knew more roles than the godfather… Hehe.SalsaIts sad that the Godfather knew more roles than I did and I asked for roles.
Well since my cover's already blown
Yes I am the Godfather, Gullas is the mad bomber, Same is the Vig. Niccea is a paranoid and Killerbob is the other bodyguard. As For Mett, I'll explain all after the narrative tomorrow.
Until then I'm out for blood.
Has anyone actually found any clues? I only know that ochi has been searching for'em…
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ParkerFarker
at 12:33AM, May 31, 2010

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Ochitsukanai
at 1:36AM, May 31, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyIf you found them, you'd need to Google each player and look at their previous posts as well as reading their profiles, comics, interviews, comments sections, and estimating their behavioral traits in order to research them properly!
I had no idea what should be clues and what shouldn't be.
Don't get me wrong, it was novel and an interesting innovation, but it was time-consuming and there was no way to obtain sufficient data for any degree of certainty. It was a bit of a relief to die rather than to try doing it again. It's just too much… ^^;

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 2:59AM, May 31, 2010
OchitsukanaiWow so did all that to find out Meru did it? I'm a stalker. Stalkers often try to kill the people they stalk! RUN MERU! RUN!TheFlyingGreenMonkeyIf you found them, you'd need to Google each player and look at their previous posts as well as reading their profiles, comics, interviews, comments sections, and estimating their behavioral traits in order to research them properly!
I had no idea what should be clues and what shouldn't be.
Don't get me wrong, it was novel and an interesting innovation, but it was time-consuming and there was no way to obtain sufficient data for any degree of certainty. It was a bit of a relief to die rather than to try doing it again. It's just too much… ^^;
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same
at 3:23AM, May 31, 2010
ParkerFarker
I will be accepting thanks now for saving the town…
Shut your face hole!
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ParkerFarker
at 4:27AM, May 31, 2010
samemy face doesn't have a hole. Just a robotic screen that displays my sound waves upon speaking.ParkerFarkerShut your face hole!
I will be accepting thanks now for saving the town…

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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