We can act if we want to, if we don't no body will. And you can act real rude and totally removed and i can act like an imbecile.

I want to play this game, cuz I think it's cool!

As the boat pulled into the docks, I stood ready for the newly arrived. Surprisingly, only two people stepped off. But I knew these people well, one a good friend, and one family. Although the family one was a tad more irritating at times…..as they stepped onto the loading dock, and the WhatTheHellBay boat chugged away, I realized how long it had been since I had seen them.

My friend had turned into a citizen of the mushroom kingdom, by his appearance this was certain, and he was hauling a hell of alot more weapons then I last saw when we were in High-School. And my sister had also under-gone a species change…as a small bunny. But she had an evil gleam in her eye, she always did as a child.

“So, Binnie, Bunnie, how have things been? And where is my brother?”
“He had trouble getting here, he can send letters and stuff, but he wasn't able to make it.”
“Why not?”
“He forgot the password to access his passport.”
“Hm….don't worry, Kroatz will fix it. He's good with this kinda stuff. Come on, lets go to the deli, my treat!”
And then we walked into the city, reminising and such, and I was glad I asked them to come over.

Sign me up!

2 more for mafia? or for Dnd? both?

Who can see Kroatz being attacked by bears and ripping them to pieces when he's camping? I can!

He'd be like sitting in a tent with his sis and all of a sudden there'd be a “Rargh!” and a bear would be there attacking him but Kroatz would scream back and claw at the bear's face. He would rip off the bear's testicles with his own teeth and then smash his face into the bear's ribs, cracking them. He would summon a bee army and then go tattle to Christopher Robin and the bear would slowly die 'cause we only believe in Tinkerbell. So anyone else see this happening?

As we sit talking in the Deli, well, more like Bynris reading a book and Bunny telling her plans to take this town, I hear a noise, the sound of a broken WWII Fighter. I run outside, Bynris absorbed in his book, and Bunny too busy making plans for a violent cartoon comic, and see the family plane hurtling towards the building.“No, please! Spare the deli! Anything but the deli!” And miraculously, it swerves and crashes into Crocty's Boat. Ah, second time I indirectly trashed that thing. good times, good times. Thank god the plane missed the deli, that's the only place with good lox around here. So now I see my brother swimming toward the shore, and then him wringing the water out of his big green hat.“So, this is how you go to visit your brother? By almost crashing his plane into the town deli?”

Hey Mettaur, can you stop that racket? I'm trying to read over here. By the way, can you get me a bagel?

oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.

and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.

“We'll talk about this later.” I turn from my younger brother to my friend, and I smile and say,“So, finally got your head out of that 40k book? Fine, I'll let ya get back to your reading, but get yer own bagel!” And then I mutter,“Just like old times…”

I once raised an army of small children. We almost took Toronto, but we had to stop for nap time… and I sobered up…

rokulily
oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.

and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.

@Rokulily Yeah, kinda like…a italian mob, ain't it?!?! Even more true since two of thems is real family, and the other a good friend of mine, ya don't mess with da family! Youse gots dat?

@1337 Do eeet!

rokulily
oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.

and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.

I'm his role model :D

If my other friends weren't so differcult I would have a full blown army. But one can't figure out how to make an account. A few just won't give mafia the time of day and another is just too lazy.

But no one player should have over a 5 member allaince anyway.

Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

as long as you aren't mayorness then things should be fine sir everlastin pardoner.

You know I've been thinking about this noir thing. I'm not too sure I would work as a noir character…

…
Yeah well I'll still try.

Rolling chairs around…you know what that means! Chair race!

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

as long as you aren't mayorness then things should be fine sir everlastin pardoner.

Terrible things happen when I'm Mayor. Terrible terrible things.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

as long as you aren't mayorness then things should be fine sir everlastin pardoner.

Terrible things happen when I'm Mayor. Terrible terrible things.

Yeah… we like you more as the lynch blocking peace lover rather then a genocidal mayor.

Also, I'm gonna be running for mayor myself…

…for obvious selfish reasons.

I'll wind up running… and not get one bloody vote. Like always. Yay.

Once again, running for Mayor, last time I gots lots of votes, just that they were late. Hopefully my loyal voters will be on time this game!

You know what i hate? Glee.

They ruined safety dance

Product Placement

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

as long as you aren't mayorness then things should be fine sir everlastin pardoner.

Terrible things happen when I'm Mayor. Terrible terrible things.

Yeah… we like you more as the lynch blocking peace lover rather then a genocidal mayor.

Also, I'm gonna be running for mayor myself…

…for obvious selfish reasons.

Well I was upset that I've only been elected Mayor twice in the 24 games I've played even though I've tried every time. Also I think PP just gave me a new title! “The Genocidal Mayor”! Thanks PP :3


Same I love that song. The music video is a bit off for me though.

Vote for me if you want to force me to be nice the entire game.

Naw, you being nice would probably either cause you great pain or make you insane, so I won't vote for you. I'll vote for me instead, to keep you sane! I'm such a saint! :)

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well I was upset that I've only been elected Mayor twice in the 24 games I've played even though I've tried every time. Also I think PP just gave me a new title! “The Genocidal Mayor”! Thanks PP :3

no. no this must stop- there was no title giving happening here, there was no vote of anykind and the game hasn't even started. i am stealing your titles- heck i just put on a green hat right now just to do this thing.

and i just aquired a cat. serious business.

Start a keep same sane charity.

same
Start a keep same sane charity.

Sanity is for the weak

Mettaur

rokulily
oh my gosh, mettaur's building an army like tfgm. for some reason this cracks me up.

and l33t… well now i can imagine kroatz taking on a bear. you draw it, i challenge you.

@Rokulily Yeah, kinda like…a italian mob, ain't it?!?! Even more true since two of thems is real family, and the other a good friend of mine, ya don't mess with da family! Youse gots dat?

@1337 Do eeet!

No puking over this now*:

*it's that bad**
**tablet's acting up too but that's no excuse. Better than the rushed superhero thing for the drawing wars. that was bad. :D.

TFGM
I'm his role model :D

If my other friends weren't so diffi(er?)cult I would have a full blown army. But one can't figure out how to make an account. A few just won't give mafia the time of day and another is just too lazy.

But no one player should have over a 5 member allaince anyway.

Also whatever my role maybe I am running for Pardoner. Cause I need me some pardonerness.

I'll support ya.
but I follow no one's rules. -_-…

jninjashadow
I once raised an army of small children. We almost took Toronto, but we had to stop for nap time… and I sobered up…

I challenge you sir, to draw this!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
If my other friends weren't so differcult I would have a full blown army. But one can't figure out how to make an account. A few just won't give mafia the time of day and another is just too lazy.

Oh, yeah? Well, you can't have difficult without cult!

Cult alliance! D:<

Oh, I wanted to run for pardoner, too. I've gotten to be mayor and I've gotten to be Godfather, but I've never been pardoner! It sounds like it'd be a fun tactical role. :)