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I Am The 1337 Master
at 2:59AM, June 25, 2010
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jninjashadow
at 7:02AM, June 25, 2010
samejninjashadow
DAMN STRAIGHT! Although, the bayonet pistol seems a bit retarded to me…
Long rage. But just incase.
Yeah, but pistols are used for the CC weapon anyway… adding a knife just makes it harder to find a holster that'd fit it
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 7:22AM, June 25, 2010
maruYou could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!sameHe started it…
See what you started Maru!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 7:26AM, June 25, 2010
Yeah j00 on fire mettaur!
Wait let me try that again.
Woke up but my coffee tastes terrible.
And as if I could be even more ashamed with my brother. He can't even play a game of Yugioh right. THis is quite sad.
Wait complain?
Wait Mafia?
Wait what?
Maybe this is the coffee talking.
Or maybe I'm just bored.
Wait let me try that again.
Woke up but my coffee tastes terrible.
And as if I could be even more ashamed with my brother. He can't even play a game of Yugioh right. THis is quite sad.
Wait complain?
Wait Mafia?
Wait what?
Maybe this is the coffee talking.
Or maybe I'm just bored.
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Niccea
at 7:29AM, June 25, 2010
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
Mettaur
at 7:38AM, June 25, 2010
I Am The 1337 MasterThe swedish fish will reveal all.
Yeah j00 on fire mettaur!
Wait let me try that again.
Woke up but my coffee tastes terrible.
And as if I could be even more ashamed with my brother. He can't even play a game of Yugioh right. THis is quite sad.
Wait complain?
Wait Mafia?
Wait what?
Maybe this is the coffee talking.
Or maybe I'm just bored.
And it takes awhile for some kids to learn yugioh, don't give up on him yet!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Niccea
at 7:57AM, June 25, 2010
I figured out how I got soo far behind in the mafia comic. The first mafia game had cycles that lasted 48 hours. I had ample time to make the comic. Oh well
I shall eventually catch it up. T-T
I shall eventually catch it up. T-T
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Mettaur
at 8:42AM, June 25, 2010
We believe in you! And once I remember how to draw well, I'll draw something for Mafia. After the Summer Santa that is.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Hakoshen
at 8:55AM, June 25, 2010
harkovast
1337 master I make total whore jokes all the time, its a classic pun!
Sending legions of hookers out for world domination would be a fantastic game.
I am signing up for this war.
But I am only doing it so I can destroy Zeph's game from the inside.
Its a veritable furry invasion.
If anyone wants to make me an avatar wearing a Patton style helmet with stars on I will gladly use it!
Though the rules look complicated, I think I will spend this game doing a lot of blue on blue!
You were saying… General?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Salsa
at 9:05AM, June 25, 2010
MettaurmaruYou could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!sameHe started it…
See what you started Maru!
for the last TIME! I was not a samurai last game. I was a monk!
RAGE!
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Mettaur
at 9:21AM, June 25, 2010
SalsaYa never told me youse was a monk, but if it's that important to ya, should I rewrite it?MettaurmaruYou could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!sameHe started it…
See what you started Maru!
for the last TIME! I was not a samurai last game. I was a monk!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 9:35AM, June 25, 2010
Now now, you're both missing the point. It's not who did the hurting, just that someone was hurt. And in the end, isn't that what Christmas is all about?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 9:43AM, June 25, 2010
…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph
at 10:04AM, June 25, 2010
Remember I'm GM this game :3 I might be tempted to bury a hatchet n' just take the whiskey if you don't play nice.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
alwinbot
at 11:49AM, June 25, 2010
MettaurDamn, Zach.maruYou could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!sameHe started it…
See what you started Maru!
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Mettaur
at 12:28PM, June 25, 2010
alwinbotDon't involve yourself in somethung that does not concern you. Brutal but honest, or should I sugarcoat it for ya Alwin?MettaurDamn, Zach.maruYou could have just asked me to stop politely, a slap from a lady just starts me up! Yeeehaw! But you feel no guilt? I gots ran over by a steamroller, slapped by a Samurai, slapped by a lady(Yeeehaw!), and beaten within an inch of my life with a hammer! No guilt from you? We Jewish people have something to say for situations like this….SHAME!sameHe started it…
See what you started Maru!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 12:41PM, June 25, 2010
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:09PM
Mettaur
at 1:11PM, June 25, 2010
jninjashadowYou're right, that was a bit too much, I just was ticked that I die repeatedly, and no regret is shown.
Alwins got a point there mett, that's a bit much
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph
at 1:27PM, June 25, 2010
Well then don't make yourself the running gag. And Dammit, I gotta get back to work on that map, I've been slacking off. How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
same
at 2:36PM, June 25, 2010
Mettaur
…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!
Holiday moocher!
A message to all non Christians.
Convert! We have presents and chocolate eggs!
Also
Mettaur
steamroller

Also Zeph. I do believe i was the 3rd to sign up. I dont see myself on that list.
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alwinbot
at 4:20PM, June 25, 2010
sameJust abandon religion overall. It has too many hassles. Christianity forces you to go to mass every fucking sunday.Mettaur
…uh, I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate that stuff. I still accept gifts from Christian friends tho.
:)
But yeah, I get yer point. Let's bury the hatchet!…in the head of whomever tries to take ma whiskey!
Holiday moocher!
A message to all non Christians.
Convert! We have presents and chocolate eggs!
And, Mettaur. If you were trying to be brutal but honest, then at least be honest.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:50AM
Hakoshen
at 6:15PM, June 25, 2010
alwinbot
Just abandon religion overall. It has too many hassles. Christianity forces you to go to mass every fucking sunday.
Depending on which denomination you are, services are offered on Saturday. But that's just splitting hairs. Besides, no one's forcing anyone to do anything. Keeping the Sabbath holy doesn't say anything about a regulated service.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Zeph
at 7:52PM, June 25, 2010
Oops sorry about that Same. I just copied and altered the list from your game (Didn't exactly know how to do the link coding. Found out its simple enough)
Added ya in now.
Added ya in now.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
jninjashadow
at 7:53PM, June 25, 2010
I choose to believe that if there's a God, he's got better things to do then care where you spend yer time. If you do good, that's enough fer him… that and paint eggs and make tree's pretty… tho not sure why he likes that stuff
ZephIn war, there isn't fair. But, since we have an even number of people signed up, seems convenient. I say this after only a glance at the numbers, I could be wrong
How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 8:25PM, June 25, 2010
Sorry about earlier, I was sober, and that put me in a bad mood. Try and kills me if ya want, whilst I get too drunk to see straight…But I still want to be the driver!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph
at 8:26PM, June 25, 2010
jninjashadow
I choose to believe that if there's a God, he's got better things to do then care where you spend yer time. If you do good, that's enough fer him… that and paint eggs and make tree's pretty… tho not sure why he likes that stuffZephIn war, there isn't fair. But, since we have an even number of people signed up, seems convenient. I say this after only a glance at the numbers, I could be wrong
How big do you guys want the teams before we start? I would prefer an even number, so I can slice the teams evenly.
The eggs makes him feel like he has purpose.
Anyway, I updated the map, I have Hak's Gamestop, and 1337's er.. trashcan. I lit it on fire… It was boring otherwise. Am I missing anything?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
jninjashadow
at 8:32PM, June 25, 2010
ZephLessie… nope… wait, TFGM's candle shop cloud place, the one what sank your strip club. Or the crash site itself. If I recall it hit an orphanage. Heh… good times.
Am I missing anything?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 8:36PM, June 25, 2010
Good for us, better for the orphans. Imagine that your home has once again, indirectly been destroyed by Mett and Ninja, but this time hookers are raining from the heavens. We did a good thing. Well, except for the kids that got handicapped, they weren't so lucky…I need another drink.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 8:41PM, June 25, 2010
Really, we we're the heroes. The drunk, perverted, warmongering heroes.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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