Dis bitch.

Mettaur
Okay, baked to half-baked bakery terrorism!

You have taken too long! We are going to have to start killing hostages! Mine friend here has been, how you say, starving for some death! *Hands bakewell over, focuses camera on execution*

There will be more, unless you comply with our demands…you know what? Hand over one of those, how you say, delicious treats.

you… you monster. those poor innocent baked goods… i can't figure out why you'd hold my baked goods hostage from me and then demand more baked goods! i don't know what you want!

You left us no choice, you gave treats only to your army! We have been starving, and I never got my cookie! And you know what we want! Or should the ice cream king say his final words?

No more actions will be accepted.

How was the dog park?

same
Dis bitch.

Awwwwww, it's so cute.

Mettaur
You left us no choice, you gave treats only to your army! We have been starving, and I never got my cookie! And you know what we want! Or should the ice cream king say his final words?

Rokulily
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!

Well, I think I know how to settle this…

Sniper
Commander, target is scoped. Shall I shot make?

Yes Checkov, yes.

We had a deal Ninja! I leave, and the bar tab would be cleared! Fprget it now, after that trick you pulled, I'll want the tab clean, and two months worth of drinks!

I want to swap teams!

Looks like negotiations failed. Ah well. Checkov, give another layer of red to Roku's cupcakes.

same
I want to swap teams!

Oh? Well all obsidian soldiers went through Obsidian Basic training…

It's why we're a man short actually…

What he should have said was, “Ma'am, that would be a violation of rules two and three. I cannot comply unless you make that an order Ma'am!”

Well then he might have been ordered to do that and been shot anyway. Scratch that last sentence.

Technicalities are heresy, as is pointing out a conflicting order of an officer. Because to realize that would be thinking, the enemy of harmony.

Crocty, Kitty and Pastel
stupidity

Now I remember why I didn't like this alliance. Its Crocty spewwing nonsense while kitty and pastel agree/play along. Add insults from Pastel towards me and you got their alliance. Yeah sad to see that go e.e

Narration 2: Preparation is key.

Pickaxe in hand, and a rather irritating tune leaving his lips, Jninja walked towards one of the mines, he pulled along behind him a cart, sitting in the cart was his comrade Product Placement. He was looking around with a gun. “Are you going to be this paranoid the entire time?” Jninja scowled, Product Placement shot him a glare.
“You'll be thanking me when those crimson idiots aren't filling you full of lead.”
With a sigh Ninja dragged his cart and comrade along. PP hopped out of the cart, and proceeded to build a barracade. “Alright, we should be safe during the operation.”

Mining operations have begun. A fortification has been built.

Elsewhere a large cat man carried lumber over one arm, and his toolbox with another, several nails in his mouth. “I'll make the best damn wall there is!” he shouted, nobody was around to hear him, he looked kind of silly doing it. But he merely shrugged and went on his way. Digging holes in the ground, he rammed large wooden pillars into the ground. Hark gave it a rather pleased look., filling the area around them with cement, he put some cinderblocks around it for support. He adjusted his helmet a bit, and wiped the sweat from his brow. Wait, do cat men sweat? Never mind, its not important. After the cement dried, he nailed up more boards, covering them with spare bits of metal he had commandeered from abandoned cars.

A fortification has been built

Garbanzo let out a sigh, the heat of the lava flow was getting to her. She waved her shirt a bit to cool down. Giving a glance around, she saw absolutely nothing. Well other than a few seagulls burning alive… but they were stupid birds anyway. Thinking the black bits of magma were bread chunks.

Some seagulls died…

The vault was dark, and run down, it smelt like three year old pee. The robots that had once worked there were all trashed. Sparks flew from frayed wires. Rokulily gulped a little, poking her way through the debris. “Hello?” she muttered, there was no answer, she stepped over the remains of a robot. It had what looked like a baseball lodged in it's head unit. Unwilling to stop to look at it more, Roku pressed her way through, several weapon supply units laid in disrepair. “Looks like this place has already been ransacked” she muttered, pushing her way through what seemed to be areas where it had flooded. “I swear… Mett does not know how to keep things clean…” she noticed several bottles of beer. “Oh of course… the inhabitants got drunk… and beat each other to death…”

Mett needs to clean up his vault.

“Kay… it's a giant pit…” Kroatz narrowed his eyes, he looked down the hole. “I see shiny things… buts its still a giant pit…” he scratched his chin, looking around, there was absolutely nothing there. Just the pit before him. He flips a coin down it.

Kroatz discovers he just lost a coin.

End of Movement actions

-terminates-

Attack Cycle

Hint- Size matters. The size of your platoon has a big part in victory.

Eh…okay, the deal is we leave in peace, if someone cleans up the vault. Sound good?

*gulps* Well, they say that bravery is doing something stupid when you're supposed to be too scared too so.


CHARGE!

And the puppy park was alright. Autumn just ran around the picnic table. She's my 11 month old golden retriever.

Mettaur
Eh…okay, the deal is we leave in peace, if someone cleans up the vault. Sound good?

i guess that someone is me? well i'll do some tidying up but i'm not messing with the dead rats. those things are freaky.

Ill clean the vault for a pie.

And those aren't dead rats, those are dying vault members. Could ya clean the clinic then hurry them there? Thanks.

same
Ill clean the vault for a pie.

deal. what flavor?

also… obsidian team…

Wait, did I forget to finish those?… no, wait, that's my blood-*Notices arm has been shot off* AAHHH-medic! Medic!

rhubarb please.

Mettaur
And those aren't dead rats, those are dying vault members. Could ya clean the clinic then hurry them there? Thanks.

Thats my lunch.

jninjashadow
picture

I can't tell if I'm angry in that picture, scared, or have to poop.

Probably all three, now that I think about it.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Now I remember why I didn't like this alliance. Its Crocty spewwing nonsense while kitty and pastel agree/play along. Add insults from Pastel towards me and you got their alliance. Yeah sad to see that go e.e

You seem in a bit of a harsh mood, compadre! I'm far less motivated to play now that they're not around. Even if it seems nonsensical, they're all quite intelligent and it was generally a joy whether I was with or against them. o_O

NoooooooOoOOoOoOoOooOoooooooOooooOooooOooooo!
My coin, my beautiful coin.

I know what will make everyone feel better! Lord Of The Rings, and Vuvuzuelas!