D: I forgot to have Hakoshen come back to the base in all the confusion of the extended cycle and stuff.
Oh well.

MAFIA... and other forum games
Mafia XXX: Total Warfare
same
at 3:59PM, July 4, 2010
I respect product placement and he is a good role model for how I should act online.
Second
Second

last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Kroatz
at 4:06PM, July 4, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Product Placement
at 4:15PM, July 4, 2010
same
I respect product placement and he is a good role model for how I should act online.

…anyways, can I ask where the Crimson base happened to be stashed? I'm curious to know, so that we can all say “Dammit! Why didn't we think of looking there?”
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
Zeph
at 4:17PM, July 4, 2010
Product Placement
I can't say that I was expecting this to end so suddenly. I guess that's all it takes, if the tank accidentally stumbles upon your headquarters.
Mett tried to bomb it first, so Shirk stabbed him, Niccea apparently found out. (Probably since she ordered it) and boom.
And PP
"A smug grin sat on Niccea's face as she stood atop of the Crimson base, or should one say, Product Placement's mansion. Her blood red coat blowing in the wind as she watched the flames grow ever higher. The flames danced in her eyes as she stood there."
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Product Placement
at 4:25PM, July 4, 2010
ZephGroan…
Product Placement's mansion

I was half expecting you would say that. I wanted to investigate that place so much but I was afraid to go there, out of fear that half the crimson army would be waiting there to take me out. I have so many enemies in this game.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
shirkersama
at 4:48PM, July 4, 2010
This game is an example of why I should never be put in a position of power.
Meh
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:34PM
same
at 5:23PM, July 4, 2010
Did noone else act of their own accord? Or was everyone else just doing what they where told? I wasnt given one order apart from heading to the gamestop. I went and attacked where I felt like.
Come on! This game was fun if you'd enjoy your role. I was greatful for being the tank. I enjoyed it so much I decided I'd blow up whatever the hell i felt like. Don't bitch about the outcome.
Not to be unfair to the other GM's but i had more fun this game than most others. Im sure everyone enjoyed it more than mine anyway.
Note to self: Next time, less mafia.
Come on! This game was fun if you'd enjoy your role. I was greatful for being the tank. I enjoyed it so much I decided I'd blow up whatever the hell i felt like. Don't bitch about the outcome.
Not to be unfair to the other GM's but i had more fun this game than most others. Im sure everyone enjoyed it more than mine anyway.
Note to self: Next time, less mafia.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
jninjashadow
at 5:25PM, July 4, 2010
yay, I lived again… I've got a nice streak going. Damn tho, had the advantage and still lost. At least I blew up the library. TAKE THAT LITERACY!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:09PM
Hakoshen
at 6:18PM, July 4, 2010
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
same
at 6:46PM, July 4, 2010
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Salsa
at 7:50PM, July 4, 2010
I died again. I just can't catch a break can I. Not whining, just wish I could live through a game. :|
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
Mettaur
at 8:15PM, July 4, 2010
Oh, almost forgot! XXX, lol. There, I did it, it's done. Now to decide on the next game.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
jninjashadow
at 3:36AM, July 5, 2010
hmmm, have a tile game in the works for the election. You think you guys would like this style again, or should I wait till next election?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:09PM
same
at 6:08AM, July 5, 2010
I quite like tile games. Providing theyre done right.
Randoms game disappointed me.
Randoms game disappointed me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Niccea
at 7:13AM, July 5, 2010
Actually…that wasn't why I attacked. The previous narration said something about Hark leaving walls of games behind. So I decided that we would all have fun and attack GameStop since the Library was rigged to blow.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
Zeph
at 8:38AM, July 5, 2010
-blinks- I reread hark's narration post Niccea, theres nothinga bout walls of games.
Anyway, I hope I did this game at least semi right for you guys to enjoy it.
Anyway, I hope I did this game at least semi right for you guys to enjoy it.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Niccea
at 9:01AM, July 5, 2010
Zeph
Garbonzo left the fortification, she wasn't going to stay there by herself, she had work to do. And besides, the duct-tape Hark had used to hold on the turret was failing… it only aimed downwards, and she feared touching it would make it fall like a gamecube out the window when the Wii came out. She moved quickly to her next objective. Reaching it, she was not very impressed by what she saw. All it was, was river. Sparkling water, and nothing more… and a hobos corpse floating down from somewhere upstream… it had tread marks on it.
GarbonzoBean discovers the beauty of nature.
Sorry it was this narration. With the GameCube and the Wii.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
Zeph
at 9:32AM, July 5, 2010
Oh, weird that that was your hint. I was making a joke about dropping gamecubes out of the window when the Nintendo Wii was released a few years ago. Since gamecube had oneof the crappiest gaming selections.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
harkovast
at 9:49AM, July 5, 2010
Wait, did my team win?
I guess there are no winners in war, only survivors.
Now go vote for me on the DD awards! Haha! Shameless plug! I win!
I guess there are no winners in war, only survivors.
Now go vote for me on the DD awards! Haha! Shameless plug! I win!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
shirkersama
at 12:00PM, July 5, 2010
I liked this game, but I'd rather wait to do another tile game.
Also maybe I'll actually vote for GM this time around.
Also maybe I'll actually vote for GM this time around.
Meh
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:34PM
rokulily
at 1:38PM, July 5, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
EVERYONE!
Vote Con Ninja as best antagonist.
YES.
maru
Rokulily, why is your bakery haunted?
i'm not sure… but it figures. it's like half of those baked good just show up by themselves. also, i have to get someone in to take care of those teddy bears, they just keep showing up.
sorry for being kinda inactive…


last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
same
at 2:52PM, July 5, 2010
Zeph
Oh, weird that that was your hint. I was making a joke about dropping gamecubes out of the window when the Nintendo Wii was released a few years ago. Since gamecube had oneof the crappiest gaming selections.
Dont you dare knock windwaker!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Mettaur
at 2:57PM, July 5, 2010
sameThat game proved how awesome piggies really are!Zeph
Oh, weird that that was your hint. I was making a joke about dropping gamecubes out of the window when the Nintendo Wii was released a few years ago. Since gamecube had oneof the crappiest gaming selections.
Dont you dare knock windwaker!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 6:05PM, July 5, 2010
sameCellshaded piece of *CENSORED*Zeph
Oh, weird that that was your hint. I was making a joke about dropping gamecubes out of the window when the Nintendo Wii was released a few years ago. Since gamecube had oneof the crappiest gaming selections.
Dont you dare knock windwaker!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:19PM
Zeph
at 6:07PM, July 5, 2010
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
alwinbot
at 9:01PM, July 5, 2010
Oh hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?
This entire mafia game.
Fantastic.
This entire mafia game.
Fantastic.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:50AM
same
at 1:49AM, July 6, 2010
Look! Windwaker. Only for adults!
Oh… Wait. That was OOT.
What the fuck are those red things?
Oh… Wait. That was OOT.
What the fuck are those red things?
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
I Am The 1337 Master
at 6:05AM, July 6, 2010
Not one for these grid games.
Now if you excuse me I'm going to go take a victory nap.
-or continue to browse the internet.
Now if you excuse me I'm going to go take a victory nap.
-or continue to browse the internet.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:54PM
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