Anthro porn 4 EVERYONE!

I just found out the game started! And then I found out what I was missing out on!

…Apparently it's anthro porn.

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…I hereby withdraw from this discussion.

Anthony I assume I can count on your vote?

Hark — I don't trust you. But then I don't trust anyone, which is why I shouldn't be mayor. I'm a paranoid, but not The Paranoid. If I were The Paranoid, I would be a Great Mayor.

But I think a top cat is just what we need for mayor. I am Pro-Townston, pro-townie, and pro Hark for mayor, as long as anthro porn is Optional Ugh: cats and dogs, pigs and sheep, co-whatevering, in Townston ?! No. no thank you, indeed.

Ayesinback okay, the anthro porn can be optional…I guess!
But reading Harkovast (which has a zero fanservice policy) is mandatory.
Thanks for your support.

poles closed, votes tallied…story after i order pizza.

harkovast
Ayesinback okay, the anthro porn can be optional…I guess!
But reading Harkovast (which has a zero fanservice policy) is mandatory.
Thanks for your support.

no fanservice?

that's no fun.

Ayesinback put down her controller. She was tired of playing Fallout: New Vegas, and was wondering what was on the news. The first thing to catch her eye was the Townston Mayoral Elections. she ran out into the streets screaming “I WILL NOT BE YOUR SACRIFICE! VOTE NO!”

Her screaming attracted the attention of the rest of townston. “Must be the bimonthly Townston mayoral elections again” said one townee to Salsa.
“Elections? Why, I used to be president, but now i'm a detective. That makes a perfect Mayor. I shall run”
“You can't be the mayor, because I am a former president and detective.” came a growling voice from behind him.

“CURSE YOU COPY CAT!” Salsa screamed.
“Even tho I have massive ears, I can't hear you over my rants for mayor” and out came niccea.

As always it was a blood bath. People murdering each other for the chance to be the most influential protected person in all of townston.

Niccea and Harkovast began towards town square neck in neck. Apparently this time, first person to get there was mayor. Niccea pulled ahead a fraction of an inch.

“WAIT, Don't do it!” Screamed Ayesinback.

Niccea slowed down, and Harkovast tripped her.


Harkovast the furry pusher made it to townsquare first. He is the new mayor!
Niccea coming in second is town pardoner


“Hear Ye, Hear Ye. My first action as Mayor, is Anthro Porn for everyone. Except those who don't want it. But it will still be waiting for them, after reading Harkovast!
My second Action, is an Instalynch! And I choooooooooose” His eyes scanned the crowd. He stopped, turned around, and pointed a finger at the towns newest Pardoner.
“you” he whispered.


Niccea, the Pardoner, and Townee has been lynched


Night falls upon a surprised and scared town.

A good start.
Pardoners reduce the amount of lynches.
I loves me some lynches!

Please send me your roles!
If you send me your roles you wont get lynched.
I need to know medics (to guard useful people), vigilante (to kill bad guys) and paranoid (so I don't get medics and vigilantes killed looking after you!)
If you don't send me your role I will assume you are mafia and put you on list of people to systematically lynch.
I am harsh but fair…well I am harsh, anyway.

Thank you for your support at this difficult time of transition.

A pardoner has never been insta-lynched before….

Someone should draw something in memorium.

*starts chopping Niccea for meatballs* you know, I'm sorta sorry right now for supporting Harkovast. But it could've gone much more worse eughdammit Niccea why are do you have so strong bones and we must not forget that this town has seen something much more worse than this. I mean for example I practically killed most of the town when I was the goddamn Batman… Hey can anyone make some spaghetti, cause the meatballs will be ready in few mins…

Hmm…This obviously means that we should all support Harkovast and his awesome decision.

Death to the mod! :P

Otherwise we should have voted me for mayor so I could be all mayorly and kill hark instead of having the niccea dead.

gullas
dammit Niccea why are do you have so strong bones?

Super Human Death Match with Product Placement will do that…

screaming

Screaming? Screaming not once but three times? Yes, I may wear loud glasses, but I will have you know that I am quite soft spoken. (well, most times, unless a cat is sitting where it shouldn't)

This is Product's doing, having portrayed me as a goofy cheerleader.

Okay: maybe yes on the goofy. But not a screaming goofy. t'aint fittin.

So Niccea. That was short, huh? The situation definitely deserves artistry.

No one ever killed the pardoner? But it seemed so logical.
Its essential to remove ones political rivals once one has taken power.

Pass the meatballs, Gullas, politics makes me hungry!

D_Dude
In these dark times, we need someone who knows how the criminal mind works.
We need someone who isn't afraid of pointing fingers at random people in a fit of paranoia.

We need…

HARKOVAST!

Oh lets NOT start that again!

Hark….youve always been crazy, but now you seem….scary….

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Random, I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.

What you have to understand is that some people don't play this game to win or lose.
They just play it to watch the town burn.

BUUURRRRNNN!!!

BWAHAHAHA!

Oops, should probably have just said that to myself in front of the keyboard rather than typing it and posting it.
Ah well….

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

harkovast
But reading Harkovast (which has a zero fanservice policy) is mandatory.

OH REALLY, HARKOVAST?

Firstly, I lie all the time!
And second, I lie all the time!
That's a point so important it is worth making twice!
Thirdly though, the comic DOES have zero fanservice! People can do what they want with the fan art! ( I assume that's what you are talking about…unless I drew giant boobs in the background in a delirious fit again. If I did that's a medical condition and I will thank you not to draw attention to it!)

No one got the reference :(

has no one here played New Vegas?

ayesinback
This is Product's doing, having portrayed me as a goofy cheerleader.

You're welcome ^^

Product Placement

ayesinback
This is Product's doing, having portrayed me as a goofy cheerleader.

You're welcome ^^

and you're a wiking

Okay, firstly I never lie.

Secondly I totally got what Ochi was saying, the fact it said Samurai Ass because assault was shortened.
See?
I get things!
I certainly did not have Niccea explain it to me and anyone who says otherwise will be killed by my mafia minions… I mean lynched….for being mafia.

Shut up.

You guys all suck.

seventy2
No one got the reference :(

has no one here played New Vegas?

I just did an hour ago. What reference?…
…oh.
I kinda suck at FPS's so I failed so that's why the name was invisible to me.



We do suck. Especially you Hark.

But in the good way.

(did someone say anthro porn?)

harkovast
See?
I get things!
I certainly did not have Niccea explain it to me and anyone who says otherwise will be killed by my mafia minions… I mean lynched….for being mafia.

At least Niccea understands me. TT_TT

Oh shit this game has started? I WAS THINKING ABOUT SIGNING UP (2 minutes ago) BUT I GUESS I CAN'T.

Bah Jnina's not here anyway, I wanted to crush his (non-existant) Jnina's angels. WHATEVER, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME.

SEE YA LATER SQUARESVILLE.

Ochitsukanai
As the secret patron dinosaur saint of mafia, I shan't forsake those who don't make election posters! (Although if it's unfair to the people who did make posters it's cool if they don't count, since they'll still count SYMBOLICALLY. -high five-)

Randomdudeperson
Oh, dont just pick on Hark, verbally rape everyone :)

And Ran gets the secret masochist award/hat.

…..why do i have a twinkle in my eye?

*shudder*

if everything goes according to plan, I won't be online until 5 pm. any action sent after 5pm (CST) will not be accepted.

Good luck for the rest of the day!

The vigilante and the paranoid have yet to reveal their roles to me.
This shows a distinct lack of trust in your glorious leader!
When I have to start picking people out of a hat to randomly lynch, you guys who haven't told me a role will be first to go!

What? I'm meant to read clues? That's not how I remember this game working.