harkovast
The vigilante and the paranoid have yet to reveal their roles to me.

Rulebook
Paranoid
The paranoid is a wee bit unhinged by his experiences in some horrible and bloody war. During days, he's perfectly normal but during the night he keeps to himself and relives the horrors of his past. The Paranoid will kill whoever was the first person to target him in any way during the night, whether it be mafia or townie (such as a paramedic opting to protect him). The Paranoid is unable to NOT kill, but will only kill one person a night. Should two persons interact with him during the night, the first person will die but the second will not. Special note, investigation powers can be used on him without fear of death since the Detective is merely investigating him and checking his background and is not directly interacting with him. Also, the paranoid is not aware that he's insane and thus believes himself to be a normal townie.

The paranoid doesn't know that he's the paranoid. Anyone popping up to say that he's a townie is a potential paranoid (and also a potential mafia member).

This is a rule that changes quite often, depending on the GM. In some games, the paranoid is aware of his identity; in others he's not. That's why I usually make a point to check to see which variation is being used at any given time.

new night actions are no longer valid. Post up in the future.

Night 1


Product Placement couldn't sleep. He kept playing the days elections over and over in his mind. “I'll go for a walk” he decided.
Out in the park the sky was visible, despite the best efforts of the city lights. The fresh air stirred his thoughts “Harkovast will be a great mayor. As insane as he is, no evil person can predict his movements, assuring a clean town by weeks end. But who is evil these days?” He passed a man laying on a bench.
“Baaaaah. Why are you so loud? You're interrupting my nap”
“Oh! Sorry.” replied Product Placement.
“Crap…It's you.” the man replied. “The Boss says you're the sharpest sword in town. We can't let you live. I was hoping you'd be out somewhere else. I don't want to work tonight.”
Product Placement realized he was about to be murdered. His mind spun up quickly, finding exits, attack and defense strategies, weapons, and even cover. Product Placement's mind was so busy it never recognized the gun, or the muzzle flash.


Product Placement the Townee Has been shot dead.


Salsa was working on his most depressing case ever. He had been hired by family members of someone who threatened to commit suicide. He spent the last few days talking to friends, and learned the person Loved to talk of themselves. A lot.

Salsa was done investigating, and was going to talk directly with the person. It's always best to have an upfront conversation. He knocked on the door. A chair crashing against the floor greeted the knock. Salsa panicked. Getting lots of space for a run, he threw himself into the door, knocking it down. In the entry way there was a rope hanging from the ceiling, and under it a a stool on the floor. The halway was empty.
Confused he turned around, only to be met by thugs blocking the door. They picked him up, while another man came from behind, and replaced the chair. Salsa struggled and kicked against the men, but it was obvious they were unaffected, and weren't using their full strength to subdue him. One man bear hugged Salsa, as the other slipped the rope around his neck.
The Third man came around into Salsa's view. “You wouldn't have been much of a threat if you had just run for mayor quietly. But coming out and admitting your were a privite eye? Well, you just have to go. And one more thing. Suck it because i'm back”



The God Father personally kicked the chair out from under Salsa the Detective. Who then died.


Elsewhere a hitman observed his prey. But then pretty and shiny prey caught his eye. When he looked back, his original prey was gone.


The paramedic ran around all night for no reason.

Two people dead, both of whome failed to tell me their roles.
Are we going to start cooperating to win?
Or are we all going to die one by one?

Also please message me with any theories about who is guilty, so I can have an excuse ot lynch people!

These Here, are desperate times!

A double Lynch Has been declared.

Each voter gets 2 votes, but cannot vote for the same person twice!

Let it begin.

Dammit, and I just got a new computer too.

TT_TT

I'll draw that pic tomorrow, I don't have time at the moment.

“I am the l33t master” is the godfather. Profile talks about sucking. If you can prove me wrong, then ill listen to reason. Thats all im going to do, since i think i just found the godfather. I would be pretty happy if i did lol!

So TFGM just randomly tells me “Oh by the way, you're in the Mafia game…” I didn't really want to play, but since I'm here, I guess I'll stick to it.

It is nice to live past the first night, for a change.

I agree with Random's analysis and will most likely join him in voting for l33t. As for the other murder, I seem to focus on the one outstanding word in the first kill, “muzzle.” That word seems to point to me just as much, if not more than it does to Hark, ‘cause I have a muzzle in my avatar, and he really doesn’t. But I'm a Townee, and he's still a furry, and honestly, I'm just looking for a reason to get him lynched, which brings me to my next point: “sharpest sword.” There are swords in Hark's comic. The bottom line is, I'm not really a fan of Hark's random demeanor (sorry), nor the fact that he insta-lynched our Townee pardoner (who is a nice person), and most importantly, he never sent me anthro porn. In reality, that means nothing, since I already have all the decent anthro porn on the internet downloaded to my computer, but the fact that he didn't even try to appease the one other true furry in our group… For shame… Anyway, vote for Hark and l33t.

By the way, Harkovast's art is lacking in both quality and penis.

Asmun
So TFGM just randomly tells me “Oh by the way, you're in the Mafia game…” I didn't really want to play, but since I'm here, I guess I'll stick to it.

It is nice to live past the first night, for a change.

I agree with Random's analysis and will most likely join him in voting for l33t. As for the other murder, I seem to focus on the one outstanding word in the first kill, “muzzle.” Even though it's supposed to be the muzzle of a gun, I can't really see any other words or concepts that point at anyone. That word, however, seems to point to me just as much, if not more than it does to Hark, ‘cause I have a muzzle in my avatar, and he really doesn’t. But I'm a Townee, and he's still a furry, and honestly, I'm just looking for a reason to get him lynched, which brings me to my next point: “sharpest sword.” There are swords in Hark's comic. The bottom line is, I'm not really a fan of Hark's random demeanor (sorry), nor the fact that he insta-lynched our Townee pardoner (who is a nice person), and most importantly, he never sent me anthro porn. In reality, that means nothing, since I already have all the decent anthro porn on the internet downloaded to my computer, but the fact that he didn't even try to appease the one other true furry in our group… For shame… Anyway, vote for Hark and l33t.

By the way, Harkovast's art is lacking in both quality and penis.

Wow, i didnt think you where the kind of person to day that lol. You dont even know me do you :p

I know you,…..TAYLOR!!!

Hey, I know you… Thanks to TFGM…

Second death does sound like 1337. We all know that he has been Product's single most cause of death >.> .>

As for the first one I have no idea. Their are swords on Mettaur's comic icon and I am too lazy to go through everyone's comic. Hark's comic does have swords and he is mayor and I am not. This makes it really tempting to vote for him for I have always wanted to vote the mayor out.

So my second vote will go to Hark until another more valid candidate appears for it.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Second death does sound like 1337. We all know that he has been Product's single most cause of death >.> .>

As for the first one I have no idea. Their are swords on Mettaur's comic icon and I am too lazy to go through everyone's comic. Hark's comic does have swords and he is mayor and I am not. This makes it really tempting to vote for him for I have always wanted to vote the mayor out.

So my second vote will go to Hark until another more valid candidate appears for it.

That sir is the best argument ive ever heard! Still gonna hold off on the second vote though, for now anyway.

Asmun
Hey, I know you… Thanks to TFGM…

Dammit, thanks a lot tfgm, take away my creeper status why dont you :(

Well, that didn't take too long. But then again, it usually doesn't.

harkovast
Two people dead, both of whome failed to tell me their roles.

What the hell are you talking about? I gave you my role >:/

Product Placement

harkovast
Two people dead, both of whome failed to tell me their roles.

What the hell are you talking about? I gave you my role >:/

or did you?

Randomdudeperson
“I am the l33t master” is the godfather. Profile talks about sucking.

Narration
The Third man came around into Salsa's view. “You wouldn't have been much of a threat if you had just run for mayor quietly. But coming out and admitting your were a privite eye? Well, you just have to go. And one more thing. Suck it because i'm back”

Hey Random guy — how does that avi of yours read?

Also: this is very interesting:
"Elsewhere a hitman observed his prey. But then pretty and shiny prey caught his eye. When he looked back, his original prey was gone.

That seems sufficiently deliberate not to be ignored.

votes are updated.

I like potatoes.

I don't see the sense in killing hark…
and I don't like to die. :(

If it makes it any better I'm a townie…

…wait…Because my profile says “suck”?
Now that's a retarded clue. :P

I like ayes's opinion again. ‘Cause it don’t make me dead.


…Well I'll go prepare my coffin.
(point has been argued and stuff)


Meanwhile I'm going to go play pokemon sapphire.

arseholes
(as usual I'm kind of joking but you guys “suck” and stuff)

An idea about that first person:

Narration
He passed a man laying on a bench.
“Baaaaah. Why are you so loud? You're interrupting my nap”
“Oh! Sorry.” replied Product Placement.
“Crap…It's you.” the man replied. “The Boss says you're the sharpest sword in town. We can't let you live. I was hoping you'd be out somewhere else. I don't want to work tonight.”

D_Dude's profile: “And I'm lazy. Unbelievably lazy.”

ayesinback
An idea about that first person:

Narration
He passed a man laying on a bench.
“Baaaaah. Why are you so loud? You're interrupting my nap”
“Oh! Sorry.” replied Product Placement.
“Crap…It's you.” the man replied. “The Boss says you're the sharpest sword in town. We can't let you live. I was hoping you'd be out somewhere else. I don't want to work tonight.”

D_Dude's profile: “And I'm lazy. Unbelievably lazy.”

Sounds likely.

I would say Randomdudeperson and Hark (what?) I have my reasons, and will reveal them as my investigation continues.

harkovast
Two people dead, both of whome failed to tell me their roles.
Are we going to start cooperating to win?
Or are we all going to die one by one?

Also please message me with any theories about who is guilty, so I can have an excuse ot lynch people!

Like HELL I didn't tell you my role! D:<

I told everybody what my role was in an effort to get elected.

You sir are on my list.

Yes, i know that my avatar would seem like im part of the clues. I'm not going to try and weasle out of it, im just going to say this. I'm a townie body guard. With that said, if i day with a night kill, it means the mafia killed me trying to get to hark. If not, then that means the hark is mafia. Or he may be mafia and tell one of hit hitmen to kill me just to make him look innocent. Or you guys could lynch me, and we'll never know until the end of the game who is mafia. I leave you with those thoughts.

*burns thoughts onto a disc and lays it on the ground, then walks away trying to whistle*

Murder number one's clue seemed to be laziness. While many people claim the attribute, I noticed Randomdudeguy's first comic attested to his own laziness. When this was combined with his provocations in the thread, I began to suspect it was a diversionary tactic to throw people off his trail.

As for the second one, I chose Hark mainly because the mayoral race was explicitly mentioned, and both people he claim never sent their roles dispute his assertion, as if he is covering something up.

votes up to time, and 2 hours left.

Not looking good for Hark right now…too bad there is no PARDONER to save him. Never laugh at the curse of Niccea.

Poles Closed 4 minutes ago.

Story to come soon.

Day 2

Hang em high and hang em often!
Came the cry from the mayors office. “It's time for a double lynch” Screamed out harkovast.

The Townstonians gathered in town square
The mayor bellowed “I have something to share”
“for your positions I cried!
Now, two who lied, have died.”

A ghostly voice responded:
“A townee I was, I did not lie!”
another simply said:
“and I a private eye”

Harkovast stood up
“Well you're both dead,
Let us all kill Fred”

“Your rhyming sucks” came a cry from back of the crowd, "Therefor you must be lynched!!” “Wait!” Came a call. “We need someone else, so we can double lynch. Otherwise, we'll be unable to lynch ever again!”
“Indubitably” came randomdudeperson. “i suspect, by much examination, and often listening to 1337 tell people to suck things, that he is indeed the Godfather”
“that's such a well constructed sentence, I can't argue!” came asmun, who seemed to have just appeared out of no where.

Soon everyone was calling for I am the 1337 master's demise.
1337 was found standing at the back of the crowd…
“WHOA! It's not my fault you guys all suck, I mean, I wasn't even in town that weekend”
Suddenly a car came screeching around the corner, and did one of those awesome 180 parallel parking jobs right up to where 1337 was standing. The door flung open, and out came an austrian voice “come with me if you want to leeve”
“DEAL” came 1337s scared voice, he was in with the car pulling away by the time he finished the word.
“awwww, I guess that means the lynch is cancelled” everyone moaned.

The crowd turned to find harkovast hanging silently. “I found a note!” came the under Secretary of Townston's voice.

DEAR APATHETIC AND LAZY TOWNSTONIANS,

YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE JOB AT LYNCHING PEOPLE, I HAD TO SHOW YOU HOW IT WAS DONE.

SINCERELY YOUR MAYOR
HARKOVAST

P.S.

READ HARKOVAST!

HARKOVAST, THE FURRY PUSHER, THE MAYOR, has stopped breathing

seventy2
Poles Closed 4 minutes ago.

Story to come soon.

Poles can close?
(polls)

Well here I go dying for no reason.

Or not?!!

YEAH!!!

Still livin it baby.

This is what happens when I am too busy to vote.
I cant trust you people for a minute.

And is it me or did Ansum just insult my comic?
That's not really funny or appropriate for a mafia game to start slagging people off.
Pressumably Ansum is one of those people who tries to join in with jokes, but is socially awkward and ends up insulting people while failing to be funny.
I assume he have poor social skills both from the insult and the fact he wants me to draw penis for him.