Hmmm. Did aliens kidnap Jninja again?

jninjashadow

Everyone
Useless gibberish and insults to my use of personal time

God damn, you all don' shaddup do you? Sorry I've been gone all day (school/ hobby). I just now finished updating the numbers, and the cut off dead line is in about an hour.

God tho, you people leave so much crap for me to sort!

Uhm… I had to deal with all kinds of stuff and requests the many times I GMd.

I never resulted to yelling at my players though.

And who was insulting you, btw?

I think he's joking PP. Or, I at least hope he is. Also, I am pledging support for Harkovast for reasons I am not fully aware of (I guess cause it would be amusing)

Great power great number of responses.


Ha. Good one me.

If u thot my rant was serius, ur a idiot! God, if u thot that ur so stoopid thet u shudn't play! LIKE OMGWTFBBQROFTL! Short answer is I didn't mean a word of it… and if you believed the included mock rant for even a second… well maybe you should

maru
I think he's joking PP. Or, I at least hope he is.

Curse my inability to detect sarcasm through text -angry fist-

Also, why are so many people voting for Hark? We all know that monkey would make a great pardoner.

It's in his title.

Just don't make him a mayor or dump me out of the mayor's position >.>

Maybe their thinking third time's the charm?

There's always the option of voting for me….


Eh?


…Hark's gonna screw us…biznits…

HEY HEY MORTALS! Only 30 more minuets! Those who have been indecisive should get picky FAST!

Times up, now cometh the narration

Narration Day 1
The town was in a real hub-bub. At least half the town had declared candidacy, and then dripping everything for someone else. The debates grew more and more heated as Hark began a campaign of drive by toilet paper fights, and TFGM's cat-to-man ratio was even MORE questionable than before. Eventually, and much to everyone's surprise, Jninja (with a rather large spoke through his cerebellum) took a pedestal to talk, which is quite a feat for the dead. “Listen up ya yuppies! You're all too Damn LOUD! Horsefeathers! Can't a man take a nap in some wreckage? Listen, I got a head ache, so PP, your in charge now”
PP's eyes widened, “Me? What about TFGM? Shouldn't he-”
“He wears dresses and is not a real cat!” Hark bellowed
“Good answer, he's pardoner!” Jninja announced.
“But you don't have the autho-” Pp was cut off almost immediate by cheering from Harkovast.
“The man's a genious!” Hark cried
“It's done. I'm gunna spend the next… month in my bar. Don't a DAMN one of you disturb me. Got it? Raspberries! I'm off!” and with that, the more than likely undead Jninja drunkenly walked off to his bar, leaving the speechless new Mayor PP and dancing pardoner Hark in front of a perplexed and frightened crowd.
A zombie(?) made ProductPlacement mayor and Harkovast pardoner
You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.

jninjashadow
You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.

Thanks but I won't be using it :Þ

…unless I have a reason to suspect anyone of being mafia, that is >.>

So thanks to my snooping, I've already uncovered few of the roles but the more I get, the easier time I'll have at uncovering the fake ones. So don't be shy, send me those roles ^^

Welp Here's to victory and the 21st!

Ninja I was okay in the begining with the whole woman joke but if you are going to make this a thing, you and me are going to have a problem.

Also well looks like I'm dead. One medic down tonight. Or was I the paranoid the whole time? Do you want to take the chance mafia? Do you?

I don't think they'll attack you TFGM.

I think they'll attack anyone in particular but either randomly strike or not attack at all.


Cause since I'm NOT THE GODFATHER…why would they do anything drastic.


…Man that was a fun game.

TFGM, I will now formally apologize for offending you with the woman jokes. I was unaware whilst making the last one you would take it with such offence, and I shall make it my prerogative to be more mindful in the future.

Hey, jninja, when is sunup?

Same time as sun down was yesterday: 2 am GMT with the narration up maybe 30min - 1hour later

Aw… but that's so late.

Oh well, I guess I can deal.

While on the subject, roles anyone?

I'm the umpire. Cause you know, baseball was really popular back then.

Sent my role in.

Yay.


2 am's not gonna come for a while…

Niccea
Met: You do realize that Paladins and Black Mages work together quite well right? The Black Mages are only called that because they use magic but not Healing (White) magic. They also don't use Blue Magic which is the magic that monster's use. Black has nothing to do with good or evil. It was just Square saving letters by not calling them Elemental Mages.

Yep, but I just used the Black Mage for myself when I was a sinful player, so I keep his image when I'm split in two with an evil half.

AND HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE NOT VOTE GUMP!?

Pardoner?
I have to play second fiddle to that dorkus malorkus product placement?
What the hell?
Did I hastily change some fan art into a poster without asking permission for NOTHING???

Well don't expect me to pardon an y of you slime balls!
Hang em high, says I!

as long as I have the time and are still alive I will be scribbling things this game.

Interesting.

alwinbot
Interesting.

What you mean is paint is the best program ever.

I Am The 1337 Master

alwinbot
Interesting.

What you mean is paint is the best program ever.

It's what all the real artists use.

See ya in the Morning. I got to get ready for work now.

shirkersama

I Am The 1337 Master

alwinbot
Interesting.

What you mean is paint is the best program ever.

It's what all the real artists use.

BUT…I'm not a real artist!!!

…



This is all shirk's fault.
Blame him, not me.

Oh yes you are an artist 1337, the best there is! I'd take your art as a vote bribe! Yeah, haha, you're great!

Me magic half is currently..throwing boomboxes playing Lady Gaga throw the windows of the Mafia Base. Come and get me, ya fedora tottin', pasta slurpin', freaky freaks!

Yeah, I'm taunting ya, lets see if you fall for it and attack me. I dare you all! I may be bluffing, may not be bluffing, come on now!