Ok ok ok! I had a wonderful day, about which none of you are interested in any way of course I don't blame you but with my present alcohol-induced self-confidence and all, I'm gonna have my say anyway. Shower in my genius..esness..?

Sorry for not voting. I was away. The last game (1st game I played) there was, like, one person running for mayor, and now about the entire town was. And from what I understood, most of the election-programmes were about being more-or-less a cat. How am I supposed to choose which one of you is the least nuttiest of nutbags? (Of course, mister mayor, were I home earlier and thus had the chance to vote, I would have voted for exactly you! hehe)
Also, someone accused Kroatz of being B.. Bel.. I can't even say it. Belggguurff.. All right: Belgian. I just want you to know: I am deeply shocked, and ashamed of him. I never knew this, and I find it hard to believe, but it must be true, the internets says it.

I had a third thing to say, I think it was interesting, but I forgot, so it was probably a lie anyway. I'll stop my rant, it has gone on long enough. No worries, I'm not always like this. I'll be quiet now, enjoy it while it last.

I Am The 1337 Master
BUT…I'm not a real artist!!!

…



This is all shirk's fault.
Blame him, not me.

What do you mean you aren't an artist? Look at those glorious facial expressions. And that thing I assume is you in the last panel but am not really sure about.
You are clearly Artsy McArt the artiest artist in all of art.

When is someone going to die?
This is all far too peaceful!

That proves Mett is mafia or the town drunk or the veteran.




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I colour in paint.net… does that count?choose your answer VERY carefully also, 30 more min to send in an action, or change it such as the case may be

Whip snappin dead line yo!

When did you change the dead line time? It isn't 2am GMT yet.

Narration Night 1
Alwin began his night like any other; strutting about the town hurling eggs at passing automobiles. He was about to throw his biggest when a figure approached from nowhere.
“HEYA! Wanna hit the clubs?” Came the cheery voice of the flapper girl.
The egg slipped from Alwin's hands and his eyes widened, “R… re… YES!” Dropping everything, he and the flapper began off to the club.
Alwin's gunna have a good night, albeit he will be useless
As they ran off a figure slipped a wad of cash into the flapper's purse.
“Just keep him busy ya crazy dame”
“Don't worry, it will be a late one tonight”
The flapper has been bought by the mob
While the alwin and his new friend were off having a good time, one busy doctor readied his bag for a night of stalking.
“Right so; morphine, my scalpel, gags…”
"Doctor, I got a… bonesaw to pick with you“ hissed a dark voice.
”Wha-YOU!“ Doc TFGM screeched, throwing a scalpel at his unwanted guest.
The assailant took the small blade and thrust at TFGM ”You take that back now"
TFGM the doctor had a structurally sound new hole torn
Meanwhile Maru was having a lovely time talking Jninja's undead ear off.
“… but then I found one that DID fit! Unfortunately it was just not a good colour…”
“I'm gunna kill you worse than a pterodactyl kills third-world villages!” A man shouted, having no more of her rambling.
Maru turned to see a gun barrel, “Oh…”
Maru the body guard has another noise hole
“Thanks, I couldn't take any more of that.” Jninja growled as he pored himself another drink.
While one man killed, another planted a bomb, “Good, looks like no one tried to kill me. I didn't get a maniac” he said as he set his timer.
A bomb has been planted
As the timer flashed to life, Mettaur ran for his. “OHGOD!OHGOD!OHGOD!” he yellped as he bolted down the street.
“YOU! YOOOOU!” Shouted his assailant from behind.
“What do you want from me?!?!” Mett wailed. He failed to notice he ran onto the train tracks. Nor the speeding locomotive roaring down them.
Mettaur the townie is now a smear
“That.” Smiled mett's hunter.
Back at the bar, Jninja finished giving maru a quick burial.
“Another round!” Kroatz bellowed.
“Dude, someone died. Let him finish the burial!” Someone chimed in.
“Oi, sooooorry, didn't realize I wash in a rhoo of PUSSIES!” Kroatz retaliated.
“Hey, no need to get offensi-”
"Up yoursh! I ain't gotta take this from !“ Kroatz berated at the aforementioned someone.
”Ok, fine. Don't wanna deal wi-“
”OH! Big guy huh? Up yoursh!“ Kroatz shouted, taking a drunken swing at nothing in particular.
”I wish you'd take the hint and leave me alone!“ the man said, drawing a pistol.
”OOOOOOH! A musicial, huh? Gunna sing me a-"
Kroatz the Serial Murderer was shot
“This is just my night, ain't it?” Jninja said, hurling a drink at Kraotz's still smoking corpse.
As the sun arose, the detective pushed aside the vote box.
“No, this don't add up at all… 3+3=7!” he shouted!

End of night 1!
DOUBLE Lynch Votes:
Roku: 3
Anthony Merrcer
Hakoshen
Niccea

Alwinbot: 1
Anthony Mercer

PP: 1
Hako

Hakoshen: 8
Hark
PP
(mayor)
Salsa
Niccea
Rokulily
Shirkersama
1337

Parren: 7
PP
(Mayor)
Rokulily
Shirkersama
Hark
Salsa
1337

Not a surprise.

Oh crud! That's allot of black boxes. o.O'

Heheh.
Funny.

So apparently, I'm getting pussy. Paid Pussy. Hot.

People have been surprisingly unforthcoming in sending in their roles so I urge you to please do so. It will help me narrow down the list of suspects.

And if you sent them to harkovast, please send them to me as well.

alwinbot
So apparently, I'm getting pussy. Paid Pussy. Hot.

D:>

All right. So I now know that the flapper has turned mafia and it just so happen to know that Rokulily is the flapper (she told me on the first day).

Normally, what I would have done is that I would have tried to convince roku to work for me like a double agent and spy on the mafia. However, the mafia has 6 members + there's a serial killer running around. So I need to take drastic actions.

I'm declaring a double lynch.

Please vote for rokulily as your first choice and lets try to find another bad guy to lynch.

And please send me your roles.

Product Placement
ratting me out

D:>>>



et tu brutus? et tu?

Death to the minister of cuteness!

[I'd draw this but I just came from the carnival and I'm tired… and drunk."


Hey, 2000th post! Had I been in my right state of mind I'd have noticed that myself. Anyways, as Hark says in the post below me, let's lynch the mayor!

Why aren't we lynching Product Placement?
He knows who the vigilante is and used his influence to get them to kill Mettaur.
Why would he be suddenly so keen to get mettaur when there was no evidence?

Also, he is mayor.
Mayors are mafia 90% of the time.
There are always mafia candidates in elections, so I think we should get rid of him to be on the say side.

Okay, yes that does mean I would be next on the hit list to lynch, but once PP is dead, if he is mafia that would prove my innocence. If he is not mafia, fair enough, I will accept my fate.

(Hakoshen just hit 2000 posts, go Hakoshen!)

“Cool…we get to kill roku…”- 1337
But can we just first-“ -Mett
”No! …no…“ -PP
”…how about after“ -1337 and Mett
”…what is wrong with you two?" -PP


Just remember. A bird in the hand is worth several thousand in the bush.

And…boobies.

/end statement.

Now, now. Few more people should die. Useless a double lynch were declared. |A double lynch were declared. Ok then. DOUBLE LYNCH!

Lynch the mayor!
Fight the power!


Anarchy in the UK….or Townston….where ever.
You get the idea.

If you REALLY wanna fight the power Hark, you need some good old 1989 hip hop!

Hakoshen, why ya gotta always one up me with the music?
Everytime I post a song you post one to out do me!
Playa hatin! That's what it is!

Just for that, I am voting to lynch you too!

PP may be mafia, but I like the fact he called a double lynch for me!

Tell ya what, since we are posting songs right now…
Here is my message to all mafia who have invaded Townston-

I'm walking on sunshine Woah-oh!
Walking on sunshine WOAH-OH!
Walking on sunshine WOAH-OHHH!!!
And don't it feel good!


…Is more appropriately our stupid theme song.

TD High's is Vangabus so we can feel a little better about ourselves.
Or so I have deemed it.

I'll let that one slide Hark, but only because I've liked Prodigy since Omen was in Kick-Ass.

harkovast
PP may be mafia, but I like the fact he called a double lynch for me!

But Hark. With the mayor dead, there's nobody left to declare double lynched : /

How about we try to figure out the damn clues before you start pointing fingers at me?

Also: Psst… Jninja… Mayors get double voting power.

So who should I vote for that's not roku?

How about taylor?

Let's scare away those newbies.

Product Placement
Also: Psst… Jninja… Mayors get double voting power.

Indeed he does… man, figures my memory takes a dive round GMing time…

Oh god. If Roku is the flapper, THEN ALL IS LOST!