5 minuets

You know what?

Time can lick my ass.

Twice.


But at least the narration's going to come a little bit after I'm asleep.

Guess I'll have to just take care of it in the morning.

DEAD-MO-FUDDIN-LINE!

Narration Day 2
PP stood before the town trying to calm the rabble.
“WE WANT BLOOD!”
“PEOPLE DIED!”
“YOUR ADMINISTRATIONS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!”
“RABBLE!”
“THE TOWN DRUNK IS A GOOD GUY, HONEST!”
PP was growing exceedingly nervous when he saw Hark approach over the horizon, riding in on the town gallows which were being toed by the zombie Jninja.
“Why am I hauling this?” He croaked
“Cause I have three barrels of whiskey for you” Hark retorted. Jninja's pace increased dramatically. PP's eyes lit up. He knew how to slate the town.
“A DOUBLE LYNCH!” PP roared to his town. A cheer came back at him like a wave, “Ok, everyone line up please!”
As the town lined up, PP smiled. “Ok, see the two people at the front?” as PP finished, all eyes fell to Paren and Hakoshen, who grew instantly nervous, “This was a line for who would be lynched” PP hissed with a grin.
“SAY WHAT!” Hak demanded
“C'mon you two, up and at 'em!” Hark sneered.
As Paren shuffled up grimly, Hak drew out a lightsaber, “Over my dead body!”
Before he could begin his undoubtedly awesome fight scene however, a bat cracked him in the back of the head, knocking him out.
“Sorry stretch, but your wasting VALUABLE drinking time” Jninja growled, “Take him and get me that damn whiskey!”
Paren resumed the death march while Hark dragged Hak to his noose.
Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations
Begin again with the killing!

jninjashadow
Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations

jninjashadow
Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations

Buh buh buh… wuh wuh wuh… zuh zuh zuh…


Oh dear.

*sniff* B-but I don't want to die.

Edit: Aren't there only five townies as opposed to six mafia?

i am not a player in this game



PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS AT FAULT!

jninja the racism in your game disgusts me.
*shakes head disapprovingly*

Shiz.



Well we suck…

1337 unless you are mafia, in which case you are kicking butt.

seventy2
i am not a player in this game



PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS AT FAULT!

Why, thanks for that, person who's not playing this game.

Tonight I'm expecting that every single non mafia member, with the exception of those who are still being protected by the bodyguard, will be attacked.

This means that one of them will die when they attack the paranoid and the veteran and the town drunk are probably going to be discovered since they stand to survive the attack. After that, the mafia can pick us out at their leisure during the next lynch. All that the mafia has to do now, in order to win is to kill the town drunk.

Therefore I wish to form an alliance with the town drunk, in order to damage the mafia as much as possible before his inevitable discovery.

We may stand to lose this game but lets make it a costly victory for the mafia.

Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.

jninjashadow
Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.

Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?

Anthony Mercer
Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?

Yes, within reason. If you couldn't kill before, you can't now. However, if you want to die a certain way, kill a certain way (if you even could), or do something such the lie, I will add it in. And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP

jninjashadow
And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP

I can totally picture him doing that too ><

…those horrible memories…

Product Placement

jninjashadow
And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP

I can totally picture him doing that too >:D

I Am The 1337 Master

harkovast
You're an arab?

He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?

And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master

harkovast
You're an arab?

He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?

And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.

I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, American

jninjashadow

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I Am The 1337 Master

harkovast
You're an arab?

He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?

And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.

I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, American

What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.

Pfft. Why would I help you gu-oh…

…good one.



But since I'm the Italian that makes me the true blue Mafia man who's not mafia.

I don't want mafia to win…ugh…

I Am The 1337 Master
Pfft. Why would I help you gu-oh…

…good one.

Thanks :D

Good me was killed, but the really evil me is still running around. Can I have him doing some destructive, shooting, chaos causing rabble?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.

Yes, yes I do

50 minuets till deadline

jninjashadow

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.

Yes, yes I do

Well lets do this thing! After we have some bratwurst and beer that is.

Well Gentlemen, and ladies, it was a pleasure.

*silently waits for death*

Salsa
Well Gentlemen, and ladies, it was a pleasure.

*silently waits for death*

*Also waits for deat*“WAIT ah minute! Pssh I don't have to wait.” *Points and laugh at people in line*

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well lets do this thing! After we have some bratwurst and beer that is.

JA! Also, 5 minuets till the spectacular deadline

Whip snapping, lip smacking, pimp slapping, player tackling revenge of the son of the final narration's deadline 3!