jninjashadow

Salsa
Looks like the GF canceled the lynch. That means that there's a good chance Roku's it.

Least we know she can be lynched later then. For now, let us begin preparations to find some twins. So I can exact revenge.

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With my penis.

On children? Send him to the ASYLUM!

same
BURN THE WITCH!!!

What do we use to burn witches?

I Am The 1337 Master

same
BURN THE WITCH!!!

What do we use to burn witches?

water?

rokulily

I Am The 1337 Master

same
BURN THE WITCH!!!

What do we use to burn witches?

water?

eggs. eggs and gumdrops.

Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?

jninjashadow
Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?

..violate them? Is that the answer, flasher? I can't see, I kinda blindfolded myself.

Guess that's what I get for playing God.

shirkersama
Guess that's what I get for playing God.

Pish-posh, you did good!

frankkerr

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Roku is wearing shades.

………..

you wanna dance?

Well I've seen your picture in the picture thread and you are cute so I wouldn't mind dancing with ya ;P

I think Mr Placement may have something to say bout that.

1. This game is still going?
2. I've seen the picture thread… everyone there looks so much more interesting than I would have imagined.

Hakoshen
1. This game is still going?

Of course it is. I mean, have you won yet?

Hakoshen
2. I've seen the picture thread… everyone there looks so much more interesting than I would have imagined.

Did you see the picture of me with the volcano in the background? I will testify that it's not photoshoped.

what a candidate. makes me extra-believe in pollytics

Product Placement

Hakoshen
2. I've seen the picture thread… everyone there looks so much more interesting than I would have imagined.

Did you see the picture of me with the volcano in the background? I will testify that it's not photoshoped.

That's exactly what I mean, everyone else is doing such interesting stuff. The only interesting picture of me is the end result of a lot of alcohol and pizza rolls, and involves a purple wig and a force FX lightsaber that, for reasons I assume are evident, I won't be posting there.

ayesinback


what a candidate. makes me extra-believe in pollytics

i know right? i'm a jack of all trades

rokulily

ayesinback


what a candidate. makes me extra-believe in pollytics

i know right? i'm a jack of all trades

Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland, I guess the next logical question is: What are you doing about all this rampant villainy still afoot in Town? Ayes was killed! by nasty nasties. I elected you, and I expect, from the grave as it may be, well - I don't know what to expect. This is a crazy town.

ayesinback
Ayes was killed!

He shoulda been a tad more insane. That earns points here.

àyesinback
I elected you, and I expect, from the grave as it may be, well - I don't know what to expect.

Welcome to Townston.

Someone
This is a crazy town.

Seems like a fairly regular place to me. But I may be biased.

jninjashadow
Seems like a fairly regular place to me. But I may be biased.

or inebri -hic- -at -uh d

ayesinback
Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland…

Mostly migratory.

Product Placement

ayesinback
Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland…

Mostly migratory.

Ever since Product got born there, OH! Sorry, I couldn't resist..>:)

Mettaur

Product Placement

ayesinback
Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland…

Mostly migratory.

Ever since Product got born there, OH! Sorry, I couldn't resist..>:)

You mean to tell me that the reason why they keep coming back is because of me?

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I'm flattered.

Product Placement

Mettaur

Product Placement

ayesinback
Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland…

Mostly migratory.

Ever since Product got born there, OH! Sorry, I couldn't resist..>:)

You mean to tell me that the reason why they keep coming back is because of me?

…

I'm flattered.

It's the truth, no bird can resist some clever product placement. Brought to you by Naughty Bear the videogame, in stores now!

Welp, 20 minutes before we find out who's dead and who isn't

Woohoo!

Narration!

Outside was a blinding blizzard. Only a fool would go outside into this weather. And that is exactly why this paramedic decided to forgo his duties and stay inside tonight. In fact, tonight was a perfect night for a warm and toasty bath.
After turning on the tab and checking that the water running was the perfect temperature, he walks into his bedroom to fetch towels and underwear. The bathtub was almost full by the time he returned so it was due time to jump in and get himself properly soaked.
“Hmm… That's strange.” the paramedic thought to himself. “The water usually doesn't go all ”fizz“ when I go into it… It also doesn't melt skin.”
“Surprise!” said the fedora wearing man, standing in the doorway. “I just replaced your bathwater with acid, while you were away.”
“GASP! MY ONE WEAKNESS! How did you know!?” the paramedic cried out.
“Eh, call it a lucky guess.” the mobster said before walking away.
“I'm melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!” screamed the paramedic in an overly dramatic fashion as he disappeared into the fizzing tub.

The award for the most dramatic death scene goes to TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Paramedic/Bodyguard

The weather kept relentlessly attacking the face of frankkerr, who was doing his best to cover himself against the freezing wind as he trekked through the knee deep snow.
“I bet this would be perfect bath weather” he thought to himself. But alas, he was on a mission that he could not ignore.
Maybe he shouldn't have ignored the two snow banks that he just walked passed for suddenly an axe sprung out of one of them and dove into frankkerr's shoulder.
“I guess that means you found me” said the twin to his victim.
“That must mean that I win” said the other twin, crawling out of the other snow bank.
“What the hell is this?” shouted frankkerr all shocked.
“Duh. We're playing hide and seek.” said the axe wielding twin.
“I guess we should have told you that you were ‘it’” remarked the other one.
“What the… I don't… what's wrong with you?” continued frankkerr hysterically as he noticed how much snow he had colored red.
The two twins frowned. “We like playing games” they said. “You shouldn't make fun of us for wanting to play a bit.”

Frankkerr the paramedic played a crude version of “Operation” with the twins.

The two figures head homeward after their gruesome deed, pleased with yet another successful hunt but were suddenly confronted by a someone, standing in the way. It was hard to tell who it was passed the freezing snow and screaming wind but he was obviously wielding some dangerously looking arms.
“Well, crap.” said the otherwise mild mannered person as he viewed the ferocious twosome. “I wasn't expecting a team up.”

The attacker ran away.

Much later that night, hakoshen was busy trying out a new recipe inside his kitchen.
“Shouldn't have used cumin” he said, as he sipped on the broth, before being interrupted by the phone.
Being the modern and hip kind of guy, Hakoshen had just invested in a fancy new picture phone but was saddened by the prospect that nobody else he knew had done the same.
“Guess who's back!” the voice said on the other line, before turning on the video feed. “And lets see just how stiff Rigor mortis can make a guy!”

Hakoshen is no longer an owner of a picture phone.

Night 4 is over.

Day 5 has begun.

Product Placement
The weather kept relentlessly attacking the face of frankkerr, who was doing his best to cover himself against the freezing wind as he trekked through the knee deep snow.
“I bet this would be perfect bath weather” he thought to himself. But alas, he was on a mission that he could not ignore.
Maybe he shouldn't have ignored the two snow banks that he just walked passed for suddenly an axe sprung out of one of them and dove into frankkerr's shoulder.
“I guess that means you found me” said the twin to his victim.
“That must mean that I win” said the other twin, crawling out of the other snow bank.
“What the hell is this?” shouted frankkerr all shocked.
“Duh. We're playing hide and seek.” said the axe wielding twin.
“I guess we should have told you that you were ‘it’” remarked the other one.
“What the… I don't… what's wrong with you?” continued frankkerr hysterically as he noticed how much snow he had colored red.
The two twins frowned. “We like playing games” they said. “You shouldn't make fun of us for wanting to play a bit.”

Frankkerr the paramedic played a crude version of “Operation” with the twins.

Waited a whole game to post this.

and to start this day off i'm asking for a lynch for salsa.

if any was wondering why its cause, don don don dooon. he's our missing godfather what with the many many clues point to ‘luck’ (luckless) and his hat wearing ways. i mean that fedora is awful stylish of course it would be noticed.

Aww, monkey's dead.

Oh well, the world turns >_>

Lynch Salsa? Well I'm guessing a double lynch isn't gunna happen anytime soon is it? Fine, you'll get you God Father.

Really? What about getting off the hook when it was you that was about to be lynched? How do we know you're not the GF? The hat thing was probably a red herring, I mean for crying out loud Mett has a hat, and I wear a bucket hat in my Avi's. I say that you're the GF, but I'm willing to let that go for now, if you declare a double lynch and hang Hak and Anthony Mercer.

And I wasn't aware that Product Placement used titles as clues.

Salsa
Really? What about getting off the hook when it was you that was about to be lynched? How do we know you're not the GF? The hat thing was probably a red herring, I mean for crying out loud Mett has a hat, and I wear a bucket hat in my Avi's. I say that you're the GF, but I'm willing to let that go for now, if you declare a double lynch and hang Hak and Anthony Mercer.

And I wasn't aware that Product Placement used titles as clues.

lemme tell ya something. mett's a twin. so the people you're accusing are wrong- well, one of 'em at least.