I'm here to break up the tedium of your day with my ATOMIC SUPER POWERS!

Product Placement will not let rokulily get killed, or lose an election, or fail to win etc
So the best advice is to get on sir side from day one! Make the favouritism work for you!
VOTE ROKULILY!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
5.) No love for birthday, except for my man Crocty

pfff, i'll have you know that i wished you a happy birthday as well as a few others. we didn't forget about you. maaaan, didn't even get a thank you.

You said it was my birthday the others jumped on the bandwagon. Besides I sent you a pq saying thanks. If it didn't show up sorry.

Enough with the pity party, eh? I'm voting for you because I think you have good reasons to be in office, and even though most others probably won't vote for you for the same reason, I don't think they're going to vote for you out of pity, either. So, just stick with stuff that gives people reasons to want you in office, like spiffy new hats, bribery drawings, lacking clothing, and unrivaled cuteness.

Asmun

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
5.) No love for birthday, except for my man Crocty

pfff, i'll have you know that i wished you a happy birthday as well as a few others. we didn't forget about you. maaaan, didn't even get a thank you.

You said it was my birthday the others jumped on the bandwagon. Besides I sent you a pq saying thanks. If it didn't show up sorry.

Enough with the pity party, eh? I'm voting for you because I think you have good reasons to be in office, and even though most others probably won't vote for you for the same reason, I don't think they're going to vote for you out of pity, either. So, just stick with stuff that gives people reasons to want you in office, like spiffy new hats, bribery drawings, lacking clothing, and unrivaled cuteness.

Pity has work in the past. So has role revealing. But they just don't seem to work anymore.

Alas. I was not voted for at all.


…Poopy.


I'll still try to help out as my townie self.

It is clear I ain't winning. Thus, I will vote for the best candidate. Oh wait… I just said I'm not winning…

Jninja
It is clear I ain't winning.

Hmmmph, I swear i sounded handsomer saying that… What ever, voting for second best then. Voting for Rokulily.

rokulily
okay! campaign promises-

1. pictures! mostly adorable, often humourous
2. i'm a decent clue solver
3. i will not try to kill you unless i think you've done the crime
4. i am wearing sunglasses
5. i'm not gonna ask for your roles, that'd be too easy and not as much fun

yes, yes. i think thats a good start.

If ever a candidate made electron promises I want to believe in, that would be now! Which means either A. You're going to destroy us all, or B. You'll be the greatest elected official ever.

So, anyone else been checking the official Pokémon website all day wondering when they'll get around to announcing the Isshu starters' English names?

…'Cause I certainly haven't.

Hakoshen
electron promises

Those sound a bit too negative to me. XD

Anthony Mercer

Hakoshen
electron promises

Those sound a bit too negative to me. XD

During the day I'm limited to my iphone because the job blocked DD in its entirety, and sometimes its auto-corrections aren't spot on. I've said some pretty off the wall things because of that…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I'm working on something for you, I just gotta find my pens!

Salsa

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

I'm working on something for you, I just gotta find my pens!

Sweet.

…I liked Salsa's image so I guess I'll vote him…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Pity has work in the past. So has role revealing. But they just don't seem to work anymore.

How do pity votes even work anymore? You've won votes by pity so many times, I'm surprised people still have pity left to give :(

pastel

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Pity has work in the past. So has role revealing. But they just don't seem to work anymore.

How do pity votes even work anymore? You've won votes by pity so many times, I'm surprised people still have pity left to give :(

Pity you for not giving pity XP

Why do I even go to the bother of running? I never win. Election posters out every orifice and I've never even been pardoner.

Ill never get to use this now.

frankkerr
Why do I even go to the bother of running? I never win. Election posters out every orifice and I've never even been pardoner.

I got elected for the first time last game same so yeah, I know how you feel.


Stay another game and I promise to get you voted in.

I Am The 1337 Master

frankkerr
Why do I even go to the bother of running? I never win. Election posters out every orifice and I've never even been pardoner.

I got elected for the first time last game same so yeah, I know how you feel.


Stay another game and I promise to get you voted in.

I doubt it. You just don't want me to leave.

frankkerr

I Am The 1337 Master

frankkerr
Why do I even go to the bother of running? I never win. Election posters out every orifice and I've never even been pardoner.

I got elected for the first time last game same so yeah, I know how you feel.


Stay another game and I promise to get you voted in.

I doubt it. You just don't want me to leave.

I don't want you to leave either so I too will vote for you next game if I'm not the GM that is.

Narration!

“Honest to god! That's what I am!” maintained TFGM as he waved around his diploma.
“That could have been printed anywhere!” insisted the disbelievers.
“Look. I'll perform surgery on you, right this second. Just lie down on this table and I'll show you.”
“Yeah… I think I'll pass…”

As monkey tried his best to convince people of his possible identity, others did their best to gain votes their own way.
“The town might burn down under my watch but at least it won't be as bad as having this guy around” remarked jninja as he pointed at frankkerr.
“Picture this as you go in the voting booths” said frankkerr as he posed shirtless around the lines of people, waiting to vote.
“Dear god! Our eyes!” whined the voters, doing their best to cover their faces.
“I can do this too, you know.” remarked monkey and started removing his shirt.
“This is a cruel and unusual punishment” complained the voters who were now seriously contemplating if waiting for their chance to vote was worth the effort.

“Vote for me and I give you stuff!”
“Honesty is what you should vote for!”
“My honesty is better than his honesty!”
“I have a fancy new hat!”

“Wait, what?” said several villagers and turned to Salsa, sporting a lovely headwear.
“Well… My hat… …It's fancy.” said Salsa, pointing at it.
“By god it is!” gasped the villagers excited. “Put this man into office!”
“Pfff. You think that's something?” said Rokulily all nonchalant, while wearing sunglasses. “Check out my fancy specks.”
“Why that's even better!” roared the villagers, about to faint from the whole ordeal of constant gasping. “Give this woman the mayor's seat!”

As the crowd gathered around the Roku and Salsa, lifting them victoriously into the air, the remaining candidates stared at the whole thing, in stunned silence.
“Well…” said 1337 master, as he proceeded to pick up his campaigning gear. “It's nice to know where the priorities of the town lies.”
“…I have a neat hat.” remarked TFGM, with a sad face.


Rokulily is the new mayor!

The runner up and subsequent pardoner is Salsa!

Day 1 is over!

Night 1 has begun!

Final election results:

Rokulily (7) - Mayored
Rokulily
*Poster bonus*
Kroatz
shirkersama
pastel
ayesinback
harkovast

Salsa (5) - Pardonered
Salsa
*Poster bonus*
ozoneocean
Niccea
I Am The 1337 Master

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (4)
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
*Poster bonus*
Asmun
Anthony Mercer

frankkerr (2)
frankkerr
*Poster bonus*

jninjashadow (2)
jninjashadow
*Poster bonus*

I Am The 1337 Master (1)
*Poster bonus*

I have a bloody monocle! How is that not enough for you people?!?! What ever. I'm going to go drink 'till my loss amuses me.

yep.


Could be worse.

Oh and W007, Made it to pardoner!

jninjashadow
I have a bloody monocle! How is that not enough for you people?!?!

Ah, but did you brag about it?

Well I'm dead. PQ me when the next GM election is or if some mericle I am still alive at the end of tonight.

EDIT: Oh and by the way very nice nar Product.

Want to know my role?
Go read Harkovast and leave me some comments and I will see what I can do.

jninjashadow
It is clear I ain't winning. Thus, I will vote for the best candidate. Oh wait… I just said I'm not winning…

Jninja
It is clear I ain't winning.

Hmmmph, I swear i sounded handsomer saying that… What ever, voting for second best then. Voting for Rokulily.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
EDIT: Oh and by the way very nice nar Product.

for TFGM, cause he needs the awesomest hat in town.

I have a theory about this game.
Let me express this theory in the form of a song that contains all my knowledge about the universe…




Magic everywhere in this bitch.

Salsa

for TFGM, cause he needs the awesomest hat in town.

Fear my hat cannon! XD

Wow! Interesting election.

Please let us all survive this night cycle O_O