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May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine
tokyopimp5764 at 10:17AM, May 14, 2007
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Mario would rule America and Luigi would own the UK and bowser would rule canada and Mexico and there would be4 a tremendouse battle between them !

What if the it was night all the time?
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I like zelda at 1:27PM, May 14, 2007
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you'd never wake up

what if Cthulu wasn't the ultimate god?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 1:29PM, May 14, 2007
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1. Don't ask hypothetical questions.
2. It's spelled CTHULHU!!! (Waaaaay too many people get that wrong)

What if you watched my videos?
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LIZARD_B1TE at 2:24PM, May 14, 2007
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They would probably enlighten me, causing me to start an amazing religion which will show the true path to glory and happiness.

What if I shaved my moustache?
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I like zelda at 2:39PM, May 14, 2007
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you would have a bald upper lip

what if I decided to spell Cthulu right
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Adenn at 2:47PM, May 14, 2007
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Then life as we know it would be destroyed

What if I got REALLY fat
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(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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I like zelda at 2:51PM, May 14, 2007
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you would be more % fat than you are now

what if I were to fight link and win?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Brinx at 4:00PM, May 14, 2007
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Then every LOZ fan would hunt you down and kill you where you stand and put your head on top of a pole.

What if there was world peace?
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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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Cthulhu at 4:12PM, May 14, 2007
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I'd give it five seconds for the middle east to mess up all over again.

What if you got the scarab gun in Halo 2?
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tokyopimp5764 at 4:35PM, May 14, 2007
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lol give me it and every one is dead!

what if i decided not to torture adenn?
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I like zelda at 4:36PM, May 14, 2007
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I would figure out what a scarab gun is, and if it's good, kill as many enemies as I can with it.

what if I morphed with link and we were a fusion(you know, like they do on yu-gi-oh, curse the name), anyone tired of me asking link questions?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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veritan at 7:22PM, May 14, 2007
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You would develop schizophrenia. The Link you would become depressed because the human you would rather stay inside and sleep than go out and have adventure binges. After a few hours of arguing with yourself, you settle with a compromise and become a cucco farmer, eventually creating exploding cuccos.

What if Japan disappeared off of the face of the Earth?
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Adenn at 5:24AM, May 15, 2007
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Then we would only have poser anime and I would go insane and kill every one

What if I got one of those exploding cuccos?
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(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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tokyopimp5764 at 6:21AM, May 15, 2007
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you would make it mad and it would explode in your face! smearing you across the world.


What if the cucco was in fact called what it is a chicken?
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I like zelda at 12:51PM, May 15, 2007
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then it wouldn't be a cuckoo

what if I ate exploding cuckoos?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 1:53PM, May 15, 2007
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It'd explode in your mouth. If you're lucky. If your not, it'd explode in your small intestine, and leave a pretty cool lokking sight.

What if I showed you a picture of something to look forward to in “The cult of the Elder lemons”?

(You don't want to see it. Trust me.)
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I like zelda at 4:54PM, May 15, 2007
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I'm not sure.

what if you spelled trust correctly?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 5:38PM, May 15, 2007
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It was a mistake!!!

Anyway,this is a sneak preview of the “Cult of the Elder Lemons”

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~neal_wiley/dlem.html
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vgman at 5:30AM, May 16, 2007
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what if you DIDNT just plug youre comic (or someon elses)
RIP TD :cry2:
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tokyopimp5764 at 5:45AM, May 16, 2007
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Then He would NOT have broken the rules!

what if VGman was good?
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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Arcan at 9:37AM, May 16, 2007
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then we'd all die

what if reploids were real?
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Maulgryve at 9:42AM, May 16, 2007
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Then the terminator movies would be boring since it would be about real life.

What if every other person didn't reference their comic or their avatar in their questions?
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Kakashi2146 at 10:06AM, May 16, 2007
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then I wouldnt have looked at it

what if I could turn invisible
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tokyopimp5764 at 11:11AM, May 16, 2007
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you would walk into the street and since you cannot be seen. the driver of a large semi truck splatter's you all over the pavment and noone will ever find your body for it will be invisible people will smell your body and call it kakashi's ghost's liger!


what if everyone was as clever as i am?
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I like zelda at 1:24PM, May 16, 2007
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the world would be pretty dumb

what if I stopped talking about zelda?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Brinx at 3:06PM, May 16, 2007
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Then nothing will happen. Everything would just run smoothly as always. No big change.

What if we all have 30 days left before the world explodes and no one knew how to make rockets to get us out of there before it happens?
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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Cthulhu at 3:49PM, May 16, 2007
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I would teleport all my friends, and myself to my home planet.

11 people… the rest of you are s.o.l!

What if tokyopimp5764's name was tokyopimp5763?
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Maulgryve at 4:15PM, May 16, 2007
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Then we would have a serious problem on our hands since we have been talking the wrong asian pimp.

What if continental drift never happened?
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I like zelda at 4:48PM, May 16, 2007
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we wouldn't have earthquakes or volcanoes

what if I made a really good comic about Dark Link?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 5:23AM, May 17, 2007
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Dark link would finaly have a reason to manifest itself in our world and kill as many people as possible untill someon finaly shoots him.

what if people coperated a little bit more.
RIP TD :cry2:
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