Mike got a little suspicious about CPKM's outburst. he pushed the thought to the back of his mind and said, c'mon! let's get that Demon King!

Mike revs up his tails and blasts down the street.

Oh Dan, why do you always end up having to do the job solo? I always ended up alone…

I've been floating down the street for ages now. As I got closer and closer to the castle, the population density declined. Soon, there was nobody on the street. All the buildings abandoned, shops closed, some pillaged, including one jewelry store… and a porn shop. Damn, this city has a lot of perverts…

Now, all I could hear was the car horns from the distance. Where the hell am I? I seem to float and float… but that castle never seem to get closer.

…There passes a tumbleweed.

Crazy Psycho Killing Man tore off a car door and got inside, then started hot wiring it.

Red wire to yellow wire Black wire to blue….

The engine roared.

HAHA oh primitive earth monkey technology, your futile enginering is to easy to accomplish!

The Faceless one walks into the town, he sensed a giant Ki in the area, it wrought havoc among the citizens, and thus was evil, but he also saw the great Ki giving some energy to its underlings, this could prove invaulable against Ragman.
As he methodically walked along, he felt an overwhelming power behind him, the great Ki he had sensed no doubt.
Good evening, he who sees with closed eyes. A raspy voice beckoned to deaf ears. I would like to offer you a…position among my legion. Are you interested?
While this all flew over Faceless's head he gathered the meaning through the energy, possibly his only sense of communication. He nodded and felt the great Ki imbue him with more power than he had ever felt before.

A brown haired, yellow eyed man (Mutation 4) walked into a T.V. store. He looked around. People hid from him, because of the blood stains all over his face and clothes. Mutation 4 limped over to a small T.V., where there was an announcement about some demon king and rewards and stuff.

Mutation 4 didn't know what the TV was saying, and, quite frankly, he didn't care. He was hungry! He noticed some girl hiding behind a large tv. So, Mutation 4 grabbed the TV the announcement was on and threw it at the girl's head. After she was dead, Mutation 4 knelt over her body and ate his fill. Then, he left the TV store and continued limping aimlessly around.

(I hereby declare myself the nameless NPC. I will do… NPC… stuff.)
*the owner of the electronics store then says: HEY, PUNK! You's gotta pay for that!, and extracts a shotgun from behind the counter*
begin fight sequence!

I interdimensionally punch Radec in the face.

First Strike! XD

alright, whoever started this thread should try to get it back under control.

Mutation 4 doesn't notice the owner or his shotgun and limps away.

Then, Mutation 4 comes across a demon, who invites him to join the demon king. Mutation 4 doesn't understand a word the demon is saying, so he follows the only logical path… He eats the demon.

Then Mutation 4 continues on his way.

Looks like Radec doesn't seem to appreciate my comic dialogue. =/ Yeah, I'll stop. But stop tempting me.

—

It almost felt as if I kept floating around in circles for over a century. The castle was still far away… then I noticed that there was a position available for The Demon King's Servants. Tch, servants… how bloody creative. Eh, ‘lest I can do now is read while I still have my interest in it.

Job available for Demon King’s right-hand man. Will pay an annual fee of $400,000.

Before I could read the payment, I could hear someone walking up behind me. I quickly turned around, with a pistol pulled out, and fired a shot, making a loud clang! sound which echoed throughout the derelict street.

???: Woah, easy there! It looks like you're interested in becoming a member of our Demon King Society!

Before I could make a reply, I kinda checked out what he looked like. On the ground was a scythe that was shot out of his hand. The guy dressed like a grim reaper… with a tie and a suitcase. A grim salesman? Lol.

Dan: …Do you know where I can get to the castle so I can kill the Demon King?
Grim: The castle? Why, it's gonna be hell going in there solo. There's no way you can possibly defeat us all! So why not join us?
Dan: Ooh, do I get paid $1,000 for it?
Grim: Erm… *Leans forward and covers up the reward statement* …Yeeaaaah, sure. I'll go with that.
Dan: Cool! When do I start?
Grim: I dunno. You gotta go through an entry exam-
Dan: Boo!
Grim: *Thinking* ‘Oh God, if I don’t get a new recruit by the end of the day, I'll be fired…' Erm, never mind about what I said. Welcome aboard, my man. We could use a pair of strong legs like yours.
Dan: …But I don't have legs.
Grim: Oh. Welcome, anyways. To the Grimmobile!

This so-called Grimmobile was a very rusty Mustang.

Mutation 4 was limping around, when, suddenly, he was run over by an old rusty mustang.

Mutation 4 then slowly got up off the street, turned to look in the direction of the mustang, and began running after it, shrieking in his crazy zombie-like way.

Well, it might be the one Dan's in. Or it might not be. Your choice.

Dan: What the hell was that?
Grim: Aw, damn it. The damn tire must've popped off again. I tell ya, my parents are freakin' cheapasses.
Dan: …Then what's all the screaming?
Grim: The engine. Hasn't been cleaned for months and now it must be acting up again.

THUNK!

Dan: What the hell was that noise?
Grim: Trunk popping off.

The trunk actually pops off, which was the one Mutation 4 was grabbing hold of. The zombie falls and the rusty Mustang drives off until he is no longer visible.

Dan: *Turns around* Well, son of a gun. I thought it was a zombie trying to kill us. Sorry for not believing you in the first place.
Grim: Eh, it's cool.

Mutation 4 gets up once again. Then he begins screaming in pain and anguish. He looks at a scrape on his arm, and shrieks louder. Red claws grew out of his fingers and he screamed some more. Mutation 4 then used his claws to rip off his skin, revealing blood red skin underneath his human guise. The skin was tightened around his bones.

Now that Mutation 4 had… um… mutated, he rushed after the scent of the mustang with unbelievable speed.

I heard the same screaming noise again… but this time, it was louder than the car engine.

Dan: …Are you sure that's the engine? Because engines aren't placed on the back.
Grim: Well excuuuuuuse me, your highness!

I turned around… woah. I spy with my little eye, something coming straight towards the car at… probably 140 miles per hour. It's gonna collide head on! Quick, use your superior intelligence, Dan!

… … …

Dan: BAIL! *Jumps out*
Grim: Wha-

SMASH!

Grim: AHHHHHH! BLOODY HELL!

I bailed out seconds before that monster collided with the rusty mustang an unbelievable speed. Well, at least I was safe… until I started to roll downhill.

Dan: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

The final bump send me flying into the air, directly on a collision course with Mike.

Mutation 4 smashed the car against the ground. He noticed a robed body had fallen out of it. Mutation 4 tore into Grim and ate him before he could regain consciousness. Then, Mutation 4 made a kind of howling noise and ran off back into town.

His hunger was growing…

Crazy Psycho Killing Man was driving still and saw this huge red creature in the road.

ITS THE DEMON KING!!!!!!…..KILL HIM!!!

CPKM's arms glowed white and started forming into chainsaw blades.

Terry Wogan got bored and confused. He walked over to where the fight with the demon king be. He used his most powerful abilities of Geomancy to open a rift in the earth through the road in an attempt to make the demon king fall in.

*unfortunately, his rift caused a little girl to fall into the pit of incredible doom and died a horrible fiery death. The nearby police then attempted to arrest Terry Wogan.*
Feh. we need NPCs in this.
:D

Crazy Psycho Killing Man's chainsaw arms spurred and blood dripped down from the skin and muscle tissue that held them up. He charged for mutant 4.
DIE!!!!!!

Mutation 4 leapt out of the firey pit, saw CPKM coming at him, shrieked, and leapt onto a nearby building.

Using his claws to dig into the material, he rushed up the side of the building to to top.

Watches this thing go up the side of the building and walks around stealing ppls wallets very carfully. Not being seen, made over $200.

CPKM looks around for a way to get up there.

CPKM: ….Car….Fire hydrent…Street Ligh- Bah nothing useful here to get up there!

Faceless turns toward CPKM and notices where his lower arm should be there is no more Ki, either he has short arms, or he got them cut off…somehow.
Either way I should start drawing energy from this pit…before all the energy goes to waste

Faceless can feel the heat behind him, and begins to focus it into his body's natural energy.

WIth both the power form the demon and the power from the fire pit, he felt like he could take on the world.
or a crazy guy with no arms.
(I know CPKM has two arms, but faceless dosn't, hint hint)

Mutation 4 looked down on the streets and noticed a bright light. He lloked and saw a man glowing. The light began messing with Mutation 4's eyesight, making him think he was actually seeing about six glowing men all in one spot. Hungry for a meal, the undead monster mutant thingy leapt off the building, heading straight toward the Faceless one.

The ploice charged at at Terry Wogan, but through a quick trick of the hands, he attached the handcuffs to them and threw the in the police car. He exclaimed Sorry to be resisting arrest, but I need to help defeat the demon. He may be the greater peril here.

Regarding the little girl, he sent a nice bouqiet(damn thats spelled wrong) to the girl's orphanage after all this was done.

His chainsaws made a loud buzzing sound as he awaited for Mutation 4 to finally drop.
Heh this is gonna be a piece of OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO FACE!

Turns his head toward the man with no arms and focuses teh energy even further, removing most of the glow, turning the heat and light into pure mechanical energy and rushes at Psycho killer…I forgot the rest.
(he dosn't notice 4 because he can't see anything that dosn't have life in it, since 4 is a zombie he's pretty much blind to him)

When he and the man with no face collided his mask flew off and hit the ground, the guy CPKM was possesing turned normal and was struck by the attack.

Ah you seem to have some talent..

*CPKM is then handed a ticket by a nearby policeman for using a lame cliche phrase.*

HEY LEAVE YOUR GODDAMN TRASH AWAY FROM ME!