*The NPC policeman then proceeds to club CPKM thoroughly with his nightstick.*

YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME! I SHALL END YOU! HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faceless proceeds to force his fist through the poor victim's chest and tears out his heart all awesome kung-fu style.

He shot upwards and tried to attach himself to the policeman.

Mutation 4 grabs the Faceless one from behind and throws him against the side of a building. Then a loud cracking noise is heard, and Mutation 4 begins to grow, his bones expanding. Two fingers on each hand shrivel and fall off and the other two get bigger and the claws get sharper. His thumbs get bigger as well.

Yes, Mutation 4 had… well, he mutated again.

God, Mutation 4 mutated just sounds so wierd.

Watches this thing mutate more…… Jesus, do I have to kill every thing that gets out of control around here? Pulls out the soul reaver from back hoister.


Ahhh the memories are coming back to me the soul reaver hummed with antic-ipation….

( I didn't mean attacking CPKM in my last post, just his old body, just to clarify)
Faceless still cannot see what is holding him against the wall, but realizes he is still holding his hapless victim's heart and throws it in the general infront of him direction.
The blood splatters across the mutated mutant 4, revealing at least the…er.. shoulder…or a jaw. I don't know.
Faceless then swings his legs up, guessing at where the arms are to try to wrap them around said limbs.

*then a happy little monkey swings down from a nearby stoplight and throws a coconut at Faceless*

*hollow thunking noise*
SHIT! that really hurt!
You're next on my list monkey, you shall rue this day!

Mutation 4 shrieks with pain, then leaps backwards, letting go of Faceless. He then rips the flagpole out of the ground and throws it (and the monkey) at Faceless.

Mutation 4 grabs the dude that CPKM had been possessing earlier, and rushes off down the street, eventually heading into a Parking Garage. He rushes up to the second to top floor. There, he bites off that poor sap's head and crunches on it while looking out over the streets.

His prey would come to him…

CPKM detached himself from the police man and flew straight for faceless, Since faceless cant sense inaniment objects (Read from your post) all he did was bump into his shoulder and fall on the floor.

Hey you! with no face!! Wanna work out a deal?

Faceless simply turns to the floating mask, and points at where his mouth should be as if a gesture of You're forgetting something, man.

Mutation 4 suddenly sensed someone else behind him. He spun around and found himself face to face with the demon king. The Demon King tried to get Mutation 4 to join him, but, as I am sure you know, it is very difficult to talk to something that doesn't even have a social mentality.

When the Demon King extended his hand, he was surprised to find Mutation 4 bit it off. He was even more surprised when 4 leapt on him and proceeded to have a nice dinner. Demon King's assisstant yelped and ran off, only to have 4 chase after him. All the way back to the Demon King's castle.

When the other demons learned of what had happened, they viewed 4 as their new king. However, they decided to get another king shortly after 4 began to eat them.

Mutation 4 was then kicked out of the palace as the demons had elections for the new position of Demon Prime Minister.

CPKM saw the event, he would grin if he had a mouth but right now he was just a mask.
Heh score!

shit, now we have to take care of the demon prime minister…

Mike blasted into the palace of the Demon King after everyone was wondering where he was. he was immediately confronted by demons, which he blasted with a Kamehameha.

LIZARD_B1TE
Mutation 4 shrieks with pain, then leaps backwards, letting go of Faceless. He then rips the flagpole out of the ground and throws it (and the monkey) at Faceless…

Poor monkey… :cry:

ssbguy
Mike blasted into the palace of the Demon King after everyone was wondering where he was. he was immediately confronted by demons, which he blasted with a Kamehameha.

CPKM joined in and; attached to a demon, slashed the others wih his chainsaw arms, then went to the next demon and slashed at the ones he was possesing.

Ok…. this guy is too much *Buys a bottle of Grey goose vodka, pours it on CPKM lights a match and toses it on CPKM making it burst into flams. Watches and laughs a lot…*

~wile laughing~ any body got and marshmellows? This is a good fire.

Faceless drops from the celing infront of dan, and almost immediently upon landing kicks off the ground and jettisons himself towards Dan.

He fell off the demon and was in a pile of organs, blood, and burning remains of his old body.

God dammit THANKS ALOT!-_-

Dan is hit by Faceless, stopping the Faceless and launching him onto a busy traffic.

Dan: I'll get you whippersnappers somedaaaaaaaaay!

SQEEEEAK! KLAXON! CRASH! FLIPITYDOO! BOOM! WHAM! THUD! MUSHROOM CLOUD'ED!

Faceless turns toward the pile of organs with a mask on top of it and scratches his chin a bit as to what he should do…kerosene? nah…too unoriginal…

Anyone mind helping a brotha out here!?!?
Stuck in the pile of organs.

Mike blasted the rest of the demons except one whom he left for CPKM, who he pulled out of the pile of organs, to posess.

If faceless had a face he would be grinning about now. He grabbed the mask and jammed it onto the demon corpse and walked a distance away, waiting for the inevitable chainsaw-infested battle.

Mutation 4 circled around the battlefield. He occasionally rushed in to grab a corpse and gobble it up, then rushed out of the warzone to continue circling.

Suddenly, he screamed so loudly that the entire battle stopped and all the fighters turned to stare at him. Mutation 4 began to grow even more and his shoulders expanded outward, shell-like pads growing out of them. Two spikes then grew outof each pad.

Now, he had reached his final form of mutation. A tough-skinned, superfast, superstrong, ten foot tall monstrosity. Mutation 4 barrelled into the fighters, tearing apart demons and feasting on them as he went. Countless fell before his might, and then the creature dissappeared into the forest outside of town, taking the Demon Prime Minister with him.

Damnit
Faceless immedietly gives chase, given that his new power all came from the demon prime minister (as sissy of a take over as he might of had) and he would need that against Ragman.

Mutation 4 continued rushing through the forest, the Demon Prime Minister was clutched in his claw, screaming his lungs out (literally. It was quite discomforting to watch).

Meanwhile, a few of the demons on the battlefield were discussing what just happened.

Well, King and Prime Minister didn't work out…

How about a Demon President?

But we just had the PM elections like… five minutes ago.

Yeah, this really sucks.

How about we schedule in the Presidential elections for next friday?

Yeah, sure. That sounds good. Any objections?

No, I'm cool with that.

CPKM was now stuck like this until someone put him on or got into jumping distance. He was freaking pissed. Just then a demon started poking him with a stick, and a few started kicking him.

-_-YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES YOU KNOW THAT?!?!

The demons blinked, then kept poking and kicking him.

I finally climbed all the way to the scene of battle, all messed up from the traffic explosion, crashes, and stuff. Damn it, this is so not my day. I was about to get my job and some crazy psycho came up and sent me sprawling to unhappy hours. Need a stress relief.

Ooh, what are all those freaks poking and kicking at? I wanna join!

I quickly grabbed a nearly leg piece, rushed to the mob, and started to poke whatever they were poking/kicking.

The demons stopped and all turned their focus on me.

Dan: …What?

The demons looked at each other, murmuring something. At first, it seemed to be an easy argument, then agreement. I had no idea what was going on, but it was either a really bad news or really good news for me.

Demon Representative: You sir, have been elected as our Demon President.

WHAAAAAAA???

Dan: …But I'm a ghost-
Demons: All hail President Dan! All hail President Dan! All hail President Dan!

The demons started to carry me away to the castle. No! I don't wanna be a demon president! That means I'd have to take a huge responsibility!

Dan: Noooooooo! I don't wanna be a Demon President! Help me! Help meeeee!!!…
Demon Representative: Aw, stop whining. You've never been a Demon President before. Stop making blatant assumptions until you've tried it out.
Dan: Good point.