Okay, I am stuck on one writing assignment. I can write it out but I can't do anything without a starter sentence. I have to make a satire (a story that takes the ideas from a real story) of some things. I just need a starting sentence.

the first one is a satire of the Crucible. the second is a parody of Benjamin Franklin's princples. the last one is parody of the “Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death” speech.

Crucible: IF the trails of life were like that of the Crucible then long ago I would have already declared “More weight”.

sorry, cant help you their.

Give me Liberty, or make me eat cake!


…I don't know.

Give me porn or give me death. How's that for satire, eh?

GOD_OF_DEATH
sorry, cant help you their.

I know that this is totally been hypocritical, but WHY POST IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE!

True, also it has to be High School Appriopreate, and I need the starting line. I will roll with whatever you give.

Roll with mine, guaranteed win.

Okay well you could- oh. Why not use your psychic powers to look into the future at what you wrote in the future?

Give me guide-lined freedom or give me death.

That's what most ‘free’ countries have. Guide-lined freedom.

Talkin about offing yourself is a guarenteed councilor visit. Not an A though.

Give me a Wii, or give me DEATH!

crazyninny
Give me a wee, or give me DEATH!

There, that's much better. To the toilets with you!

Guys, First lines only, those are finishes. (if you don't know about the topic look it up.) And Agian Rutger, School Appriopreate.

Nowadays, mine is appropriate. What are you, 80? Jeez? Fine…

Give me freedom or give me something expensive!

Those are enders guys (look up the speech), I really need those starters NOW.

You should be spending more time working on this yourself, and less time begging others to do it for you. Nobody is going to hand you your homework, so log off and get to work.

Fenn's right. With your reputation around here, you're not likely to get any serious response. So yeah, the time wasted asking others could have been well spent on trying to make something up yourself. I believe in you man, you can do it!

Cov has a rep? I want a rep! What's cov's rep?

And mine WAS a serious response. AND it's a starter. You can build off that. Probably.

His rep? It's nothing to be proud of. To many Duckers, Cov is known as ‘that guy’. The odd one out, but not in a good way. He brags about his special abillities, yet he doesn't dare give away too much personal information, lest people find out he's actually that 17yr old autistic guy with no friends.
He threatens us on the forums, for he has no balls in the real world, most likely because the cool kids took them from him and squished them before his very eyes. This has enraged him beyond human limits, causing him to nearly exterminate all of mankind. Instead, he inflicts his psychic powers upon his fellow Duckers, in a way that may not destroy them, but sure does annoy them.
He thinks that he is master and commander in his threads. Even though he created them, it does not seem to get through that he does not control them, as he continuously tries to force the Duckers into words they wish not to speak.
So is his reputation, and so does it exceed him, that his fellow men make fun of him as if he were a jester.
Surely, this is not the reputation you desire?

Uh guys, I just am asking for starting sentences. I am not asking much I just can't start ‘em myself. So a little help please (and stop the bashing on me, I’m asking seriously for some help).

Opening lines for satires to the following works:
The Crucible: What happens when a village of witches find out one of their own is just a regular guy and… he likes to dance! Oh the wackiness ensues in this winter's broadway hit: The Crucible Night Fever!

Principles of Benjamin Franklin: What happens when a colony of dogs trying to start a new life and are oppressed by the country they came from…but are the cutest things on the face of the planet…wackiness ensues in this winter's hollywood family gem: Benji Frankiln!

“Give me Liberty, or give me Death!” speech: What happens when a drunken guy attending Virginia House of Burgesses wants another drink but is cut off and asked to leave…and who loves to dance…wackiness ensues in this winter's polical comedy romp: Give me Samuel Adams or give me death!

how are those?

Maybe they're a little confused as to what you're asking… I know I am. A starter sentence? Perhaps you can post more of the body of what you want a starter sentence for.

That's just it, I can't write something without the starting sentence. I just need to get this done and fast. (my mom is getting annoying because she won't let it drop)

TheMidge28
Opening lines for satires to the following works:
The Crucible: What happens when a village of witches find out one of their own is just a regular guy and… he likes to dance! Oh the wackiness ensues in this winter's broadway hit: The Crucible Night Fever!

Principles of Benjamin Franklin: What happens when a colony of dogs trying to start a new life and are oppressed by the country they came from…but are the cutest things on the face of the planet…wackiness ensues in this winter's hollywood family gem: Benji Frankiln!

“Give me Liberty, or give me Death!” speech: What happens when a drunken guy attending Virginia House of Burgesses wants another drink but is cut off and asked to leave…and who loves to dance…wackiness ensues in this winter's polical comedy romp: Give me Samuel Adams or give me death!

how are those?

dude?

they have to be school appriopreate, and those break the rules.

Give me titties or give me death. Dead babies will also suffice.

Seriously dude, I can role with those but they aren't school approipreate (I'm still in high school). just give me an opening sentence, and I will role with it. so please help.

Once upon a time…

Come on, Cov, you're the genius around here. You can either come up with one on your own, or at least better explain what the Hell you're asking for. Is the satire just anything poking fun at those ideas? Or is it more like a “parody” where you change the words in them to mean something entirely different?

Inkmonkey
…Cov, you're the genius around here.

Inkmonkey
Cov, you're the genius

Inkmonkey
Cov's a genius