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Terminal at 9:31PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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So, guys. When we all signed up for this newfangled Duck months back, did any of us really care about the age we put in for the registration?

Like most, I lie to these registrations, mostly because I'm a lazy and I couldn't be bothered to find my month of birth and click it. I usually go for the older age resulting in me being a 65 year old man. (Take that, New York Times and CNN!) The only thing I ever be correctly on these forms filled with false information is my birth date.

A while back, DrunkDuck implemented a new rating system that would block under-aged users from seeing Mature and Adult rated comics. Unfortunately, I had input wrong information and was stuck without the ability to view Adult rated comics. The highest I could see was Mature, and such, I was screwed. Well, months and days passed until today, October 1st.

What's so special about today? Well, today I clicked on an Adult rated comic and was taken to very said comic and not the ever so familiar Rating System Explanation. For a minute I was shocked. Then I realized, “OH SHI-”, without the t.

The Duck so happened to remember my birthday.

Then I laughed and laughed and remembered one thing, all of us have to wait just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.

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usedbooks at 9:52PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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lol

Happy fake birthday. Welcome to adulthood.

I pretty much never lie on the internet. I'm such a naive, trusting thing; no?

Used Books / DeviantArt / Other Stuff

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Priest_Revan at 10:28PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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I think I actually put my real B-day on here.

So ha! I was able to read all my Yaoi/Yuri before you Terminal!

Updates Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday's (depends).

7/0

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Kristen Gudsnuk at 10:43PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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a very merry unbirthday to you

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Kilre at 11:24PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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Fight the power!

Beautiful Skies
Sci-fi war.
(CON)trail Residuals
Fantasy.
How I Killed The Gods
Sci-fi epic.

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unhappystar at 12:11AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Happy birthday sorta kinda!

I pretty much always put my real date of birth in, I never actually thought of putting a false one in.

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TheMidge28 at 6:35AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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well I was afraid to put ina false one because….

of the birthday police.

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Jonko at 6:54AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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hehe,
A very happy unbirthday to you, to you!
(the alice and wonderland song)
Yeah I'm pretty sure I put my own birthday on too. But I guess it didn't matter as much since I was already over 18.

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Tantz_Aerine at 8:38AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Happy birthday to you!

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Poke Alster at 8:39AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Happy B-day
and i never lie bout my age

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trevoramueller at 9:33AM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Happy fake birthday. I don't lie about my age either, but then again I don't lie about my name too….

…crap, I'm totally going to get a stalker on here.

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Cthulhu at 12:39PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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I do the same thing.

I'd be surprised if any Forum I've ever signed up for has my real birthdate.

But I will admit to making sure that I'm older than 18 when I put in a fake birthdate.

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crazyninny at 1:16PM, Oct. 2, 2007

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Happy Fake Birthday then! XD

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Puff at 11:36AM, Oct. 4, 2007

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Someone needs to bake you a fake cake, STAT! Too bad I can't fake-bake. ;_;

I recall signing up for the duck when there were pictures… one was under 13 with a baby duck, one was above 13 and below 18 with some ‘cool’ teen ducks, and the last was 18+ with an old man duck. That's actually ALL I remember about signing up for the duck…

Dude, I think that was pre-crash. I dunno, My memory has 2 settings– Old School and Inaccessable. :\

Insufficient funds, banner reposessed! >:0

http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Cure

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Short_Circuiting at 12:50PM, Oct. 4, 2007