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BffSatan
at 3:14AM, March 22, 2009
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As the girl starts to look in her pockets for her voice Ben flees into the night.
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cool guy
at 11:38AM, March 22, 2009
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Ben asks himself “Why did it suddenly turn night?”
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Product Placement
at 12:05PM, March 22, 2009
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“Because I was bored” said God.
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Blitzkrieg1701
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Ben, understandibly surprised to be speaking with the creator of the universe, couldn't think of anything to say.
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cool guy
at 3:52PM, March 22, 2009
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Ben stood there with an “OMG” kind of look.
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Blitzkrieg1701
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After a few awkward seconds, God coughed and asked “Um… was there anything else?”
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cool guy
at 5:49PM, March 22, 2009
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Ben asked God if he could take him far away from the the little girl.
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Wordweaver_three
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So God whisked Ben away to the planet Lesbino III.
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crocty
at 12:41AM, March 23, 2009
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He was dissapointed to find it wasn't really filled with lesbians.
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Product Placement
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.. nor breathable oxygen.
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Wordweaver_three
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Seeing that Ben was choking and gasping for air, God said…
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BffSatan
at 2:26AM, March 23, 2009
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“Here, I will grant you air,” God farted, then he laughed.
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cool guy
at 6:13AM, March 23, 2009
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Ben asked “If this place doesn't have any lesbians…what does it have?”
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Three_Timer
at 9:01PM, March 23, 2009
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A voice from behind answered, “The name Lesbino III is a tad misleading, since we're all pirates here.”
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gullas
at 1:19AM, March 24, 2009
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Behind Ben, there was this green 7 foot tall man, dressed in fancy pink and purple pirate outfit.
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BffSatan
at 1:57AM, March 24, 2009
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“Now I will do some prating, arrrr,” the man sat down at his computer and inserted a blank DVD, “arrrr.”
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Product Placement
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Next to the computer was a mountain load of pirated “MAMMA MIA! - The Movie” DVDs.
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 11:58AM, March 24, 2009
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Horrified, Ben called out to God and asked “WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?”
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gullas
at 1:01PM, March 24, 2009
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And God replied : “ It is because of your weird porn addiction.”
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Product Placement
at 3:47PM, March 24, 2009
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“Hey! What's wrong with Formicophilia?” replied Ben.
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cool guy
at 12:29AM, March 27, 2009
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“Everything” God replied
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BffSatan
at 1:44AM, March 27, 2009
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“yarrrrr,” said the pirate, “I be having DVDs the plenty for a formichophiliac such as yourself, arrrrrr is the rating on most of them.”
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gullas
at 1:56AM, March 27, 2009
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Then Ben said “oh you do, can I whatch them with you?”
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“First we need to watch all the MAMMA MIA. DVDs for quality inspection, only 238 left” said the pirate.
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BffSatan
at 4:56AM, March 28, 2009
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“Have fun,” said God as he disapeared in a whisp of smoke.
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cool guy
at 12:51PM, March 29, 2009
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Ben was obligated to watcth MAMA MIA 238 times.
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He later died from the resulting trauma.
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cool guy
at 12:59PM, March 29, 2009
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Later in heaven he had another conversation with God.
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BffSatan
at 5:19PM, March 29, 2009
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“God, why did you leave me alone to watch all thoos awfull DVDs,” said Ben, “they were really really bad.”
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cool guy
at 1:34PM, March 30, 2009
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There was a moment of silence.
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