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Blitzkrieg1701
at 5:07PM, April 17, 2009
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The driver of the bus leaned out the window and asked Ben “Excuse me, have you seen a dwarf with a camera anywhere around here?”
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Walrus
at 6:34PM, April 17, 2009
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“He went that way,” said Ben, who was now held at gunpoint by the dwarf.
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BffSatan
at 7:32PM, April 17, 2009
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The bus driver asked Ben who that was holding him at gun point, Ben replied, “this is a vertically challenged human being, not a dwarf.”
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Blitzkrieg1701
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Silently, Ben wondered how the heck he was being held at gunpoint by someone who was a mile away, but after all the other crazy stuff that'd happened to him so far, he didn't feel it was worth mentioning.
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BffSatan
at 1:24AM, April 18, 2009
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“My mistake,” said the bus driver, “it seems you and that vertically chalenged person have buisness to take care of and you probably have a lot on your mind, what with all the crazy stuff that has happened to you so far.”
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gullas
at 4:10AM, April 18, 2009
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And a unicorn flew by them.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 4:25PM, April 18, 2009
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And then, at subsonic speeds, the unicorn makes a U-turn and impales the dwarf saving Ben!
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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BffSatan
at 8:59PM, April 18, 2009
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“Thank you for saving me,” said Ben, the unicorn gestured for Ben to hop onto its back.
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soulcelshade
at 9:46PM, April 18, 2009
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But Ben said, “Frickin unicorns!”, and shot a small child in the face.
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BffSatan
at 10:04PM, April 18, 2009
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The bus driver looked on the scene, horrified at the events he had just seen, “holy shit.”
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soulcelshade
at 10:10PM, April 18, 2009
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Then Ben, who had for some reason just magically pulled a gun of his own out of his ass, decided to take a cab to the circus cuz he felt like eating peanuts.
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Sea_Cow
at 11:09AM, April 19, 2009
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But alas, he lost his temper once more and blasted a rodeo clown right between the eyes.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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soulcelshade
at 1:51PM, April 19, 2009
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The rodeo clown drew his final breath, and Ben realized with horrible shock that the man he had just killed…. was his mother.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 4:06PM, April 19, 2009
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“I could never reconize who my mom was after she was turned into a man by god,” Ben said as he ran to his mothers side.
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soulcelshade
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With tears coming to his eyes, Ben cried, “Thank God.” and went to get some peanuts by shooting the nearest elephant.
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Wordweaver_three
at 9:39PM, April 20, 2009
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Before Ben could pull the trigger the elephant trampled him to death so the story could move on to another character who didn't have a strong desire for peanuts.
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gullas
at 6:19AM, April 21, 2009
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This character was Ben's babyt brother, Bill.
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soulcelshade
at 6:20AM, April 21, 2009
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But then Bill came back as a ghost to haunt Wordweaver_Three by throwing spirit peanuts at him for all eternity, and Ben ate some peanuts.
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cool guy
at 7:30PM, April 22, 2009
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After 130,000,053,890,876,564 years of haunting Wordweaver_Three, Bill finally said “About time some DD users get involved in this.”
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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soulcelshade
at 8:33PM, April 22, 2009
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Then Cool Guy did three backwards somersaults in the air and saved the world from doom somehow!
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Walrus
at 4:22PM, April 24, 2009
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But then the world blew up and all that survived was a piece of cheese and two paper clips.
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BffSatan
at 9:10PM, April 25, 2009
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“Hello cheese,” said paperclip A, “have you seen my sister around anywhere?”
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 5:15PM, April 26, 2009
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Paperclip B exclaims, ‘I’m gonna git you suckah!' and then attempts to chase paperclip A with a minigun around the world, which is futile as they are inanimate.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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soulcelshade
at 8:12PM, April 26, 2009
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Also because the miniguns didn't survive, but most importantly, it was actually the Matrix, and Neo woke up with a start and got a burrito with SUPER KUNG-FUCKERY!
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BffSatan
at 12:15AM, April 27, 2009
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“what a strange dreams,” said Neo, but then he looked on the end of his bed and sitting there were two paperclips and a block of cheese, “NOOOOOOOO!”
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gullas
at 6:30AM, April 27, 2009
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The cheese said “See Neo, this is what you get when you drink 2 gallons of Vodka”
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soulcelshade
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Then the paperclip flipped the fuck out and stabbed Neo in the eye, because he wasn't sure how long he could drag this sentence on for.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 11:12AM, April 27, 2009
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And in completely unrelated news, India is now ironically full of Native Americans, once called indians.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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soulcelshade
at 4:23PM, April 27, 2009
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Whilst the real Indians are thrown in the Brit Pit, er, I mean, a reformatory.
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Rengishi
at 3:49PM, April 29, 2009
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Will smith and chuck norris then team up and blow up the refomatory
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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