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Kaolyne
at 11:32PM, July 10, 2009
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The Jews then ask for proof.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Sea_Cow
at 8:02PM, July 11, 2009
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In response, Tommy said “See me feel me touch me heal me” which made no sense so they kicked him off of the intertubes.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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WiffleBall
at 10:01AM, July 12, 2009
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Tommy then flipped them the bird, and continued being banished.
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cool guy
at 9:23AM, July 18, 2009
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Out in a desert forest he found something shiny.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne
at 4:05PM, July 18, 2009
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He then picked it up and noticed that it was a piece of a broken mirror.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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SomaX
at 10:03AM, July 23, 2009
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And, in said piece of broken mirror, he could see the person stalking him was…Edward Cullen!
~*~ 
#253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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cool guy
at 9:14PM, July 23, 2009
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Edward said in the faggiest voice ever heard “Oh My God!!! You're like sooooooooo cute!”
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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SomaX
at 10:08AM, July 24, 2009
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And Tommy wondered why the desert sun did not set his unwanted companion aflame.
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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blergness
at 6:48PM, July 24, 2009
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Edward explained, “REAL vampires sparkle! We're basically disco balls. It's a nature thing cause we're always so bored.”
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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BffSatan
at 8:46PM, July 24, 2009
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It was then that Tommy and Edward had the magical idea of inviting everyone they knew to a great disco in the desert.
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Anthony Mercer
at 2:07PM, July 25, 2009
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Meanwhile, the creatures of the desert were not happy with this plan, and prepared to ruin it.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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BffSatan
at 6:46PM, July 25, 2009
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To thwart the desert creatures' plot, Edward sent out an invitation to all the desert creatures so they would stop being angry.
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blergness
at 9:37PM, July 25, 2009
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The creatures asked if it would be at night, as most of them are nocturnal.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy
at 8:53AM, July 27, 2009
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Edward said “ I can't be the disco ball at night.”
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness
at 9:38AM, July 27, 2009
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Edward then cries and runs away, leaving Tommy all alone in the desert. Again.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy
at 8:29AM, Aug. 3, 2009
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Tommy shrugged and just kept on walking through the desert.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness
at 11:49AM, Aug. 3, 2009
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untill heran into a cactus.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy
at 9:38PM, Aug. 3, 2009
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Tommy screamed to the heavens
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Sea_Cow
at 3:46PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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But the cactus was an evil cactus, and it said “There is no heaven here, mah boi!” and showed Tommy the severed head of poor young Edward.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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blergness
at 3:50PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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The sparkle from the head blinded poor Tommy.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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Sea_Cow
at 3:52PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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But now that he was blind again, Tommy could once more be the pinball wizard.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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blergness
at 4:49PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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Untill the cactus chopped his hands off.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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Sea_Cow
at 4:52PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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At this moment, Bruce Campbell appeared and replaced Tommy's hands with chainsaws.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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cool guy
at 3:44PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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Tommy then chops down the cactus.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Sea_Cow
at 5:36PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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The jewz came out of nowhere and told Tommy that the cactus worked for Zombie Hitler.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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diana_m
at 1:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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Tommy decided to kill Zombie Hitler so he decided to find his way back to a city and buy a motherfuckin' AK-45 to blast that bitch's head off,motherfucker!
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
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cool guy
at 6:07PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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After a few hours, Tommy got to the pawn shoppe and bought an AK-45 not questioning how he got the money.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m
at 1:26PM, Aug. 19, 2009
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Tommy face palmed when he realized what he needed was an AK-47 and not an AK-45 and that he had just bought a boat.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
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Leenex t
at 9:08AM, Oct. 12, 2009
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shun was a regular boy until one day he was riding home and he heard his best friend tommy was in an accident, he went to the hospital and kissed him for what he hoped wasn't the last time.
PQ me to continue this story. Guys only Romance encouraged .
PQ me to continue this story. Guys only Romance encouraged .
This was a dupe account designed to make another user look bad.
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harkovast
at 11:33AM, Oct. 12, 2009
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Tommy wasn't entirely comfortable with the fact his best friend was kissing him, and it caused the two of them to grow apart.
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