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Super Llama at 3:55PM, Nov. 17, 2007
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A long time in the present, in a galaxy far, far nearby (as in, right here…)

The invention of the internet had revolutionized mankind's ability to illegally download music and view pornographic images in the comfort of their own homes. However, in this age of fast food, hip hop music, and Micheal Moore documentaries, people had forgotten the true meaning of Christmas, seeing only the commercial aspects of it rather than its religious roots. However, a schizophrenic homeless man who believed himself to be Jesus sought to right this wrong as the super hero Super Jesus, and maybe fight crime too if he felt like it. In the ensuing chaos, a single llama arose, determined to find the man who had murdered his beloved copy of Read Or Die. But it would not be easy, for despite this unique appearance, many had tried to find this man before, but to no avail, for his ability to blend into crowds is unparalleled. This man is known by only one name: Waldo (not including his British name, which is different.) If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire…the A-Team. And then they can help you find the mysterious…

Super Llama

Rated R

In theaters January 12th
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crazyninny at 7:12PM, Nov. 17, 2007
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Hhhmm… Not sure if I want to watch that or not…
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Lord Shplane at 8:44PM, Nov. 17, 2007
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It mentions pornography, so it must be good.
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amanda at 11:49PM, Nov. 17, 2007
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Yay for llamas! Llamas have many life-saving skills, and most know CPR.
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Dirk Zephyrs at 8:30AM, Nov. 18, 2007
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joined: 11-9-2007
Pink Floyd
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
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Kilre at 10:17PM, Nov. 18, 2007
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joined: 9-25-2007
When's Super Llama coming to illegal DVD?
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Rutger at 6:32AM, Nov. 19, 2007
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Your avatar is the best.

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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Fenn at 12:15PM, Nov. 19, 2007
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joined: 9-28-2007
Ha ha!

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trevoramueller at 12:32PM, Nov. 20, 2007
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Ha ha ha - body in a wood chipper!

I mean, welcome to Drunk Duck.
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VinceLikesRooster at 3:36PM, Nov. 21, 2007
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Welcome to Drunkduck
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