first off, let me start by ruinin' korosu's wish.

Korosu
I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, but you become Jesus and soon get crucified.

Now, this is like ruin a wish, but a small change. This time, you state a dream you had when you were younger about what you wanted to be, or a dream you have now. You ruin someone else's dream, then state your own. AQua locked Gues Who'll Be Below You when it reached 50 pages, and Ruin a Wish is on page 49. I figured I'd get this before someone else could. My Dream:

I wish to be a rockstar (Yes, I seriously still hold this dream. I actually do wanna be a rockstar, even if it's only the drummer)

Granted, but you get syphilis, HIV, AIDS and a heroin addiction from all that partyin'.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! Welcome to America Airlines!

I used to dream of one day bein' an astronaut (who didn't?)

Then your dream was shaterd when an astronaut said you would never make it.

My dream is to really be one of my own characters I make up.

Sure. You become Rage, but like you say, Immortality is a curse.

I still hold this dream that I can become a video game player for my profession.

granted, but you can't make a living out of the prizemoney and become poor, you can't buy the games anymore and therefore can not practice for the contests and lose every time.


I wish school wouldn't take so much time and effort.

Granted; it becomes so easy that you slowly grow dumber and dumber until you are no smarter than a five-year-old.

I wish Hogwarts was a real place.

granted, hogwarts exists and you even get selected…however, everybody hates you there and picks on you so you get totally miserable.

I wish we were born with the knowlege recuired in life.
(I'm having exames next week and I really don't feel like studiyng…)

Granted. Unfotunately, you become blind, deaf, mute, can't smell, and can't feel. (Too bad ya weren't born like me, eh? I never studied for tests, and stilled passed all of them, most of the time acin' them)

I wish that I could make an actual Demon of Darkness game that people would like.

Granted but by the time it's made, you're dead and not recieving any of the glory.

I wish my original characters really exsisted.

granted, but only in name, they're your children.

I wish that people would post their childhood dreams as well as these wishes (read the title and first post people! Only me and rage have posted dreams we once had!)

Granted! But those dreams are corny…

I wish that i was Kain and i was immortal.

granted. Unfortunately, immortal only means you'll live forever, solong as you are not killed. You are killed.

I wish for eternal damnation!

Granted you end up in the firery pits of hell forced to be satans personal slave while standing in vat of acid as your feet slowly disintigrate.


I once dreamed of being a veterinarian (but dreams have changed..)

wow, that's.. actually a worthwhile pursuit… I'm gonna hate ruinin' it…

Ok, you become a vet. But when you go to give a dog his rabies shot, you give him too much, and he dies, then you get fired and can never get a job as a vet again.

I wish I could keep my cat… My mom is gettin' rid of him today.

Granted, and the cat goes to me. <3 (I want a cat real bad.)

I wish I didn't have to go to work later.

Granted you go to work now.

I wish I could finish things at super speeds.

granted, but your hands melt for having broke the sound barrier, which also made you go deaf.

I wish I had perfect control over my memory

Granted, but you die of an aneurism.

I wish I was a poor, sickly hobo.

granted, but then you find the winning lottery ticket. You become a rich sickly hobo. Then you are shot.

I wish my dreams were actually a prophecy

But then you dream of your own horrible death.

I wish I could read minds.

of course. You learn to read minds. Unfortunately, you never learned to read.

I wish for world peace and no famine… UNDER MY IRON-FISTED RULE!

granted but everybody dies of pestilence instead.

I wish I could control time

granted, but then you realize it's because you are Sonic the Hedgehog, and you comit suicide for bein' his dumbass

I wish for the destruction of the planet through Meteor!

Granted, but you and Michael Jackson are the only survivors and you have the live the rest of your lives in solitude on the moon.

I wish I knew the answer to every problem.

granted but that only raises more problems. You'll be answerin' them till the day ya die.

I wish I gad a way to take my application to Gamestop tonight.

granted, but you don't get hired.


One of my childhood wiches was that I could invent something that would solve all the problems in the world (hunger, war, …)

since you cant spell “wish” right… you get turned into one muahahaha!

I wish to serve as the devils second in command and hell rules over heaven and earth and theres nothin g no one or anything can do to stop us!

Ok, you become his second in command. Unfortunayely, I show up and kill him, and take his power for my own! And I don't let you be my second in command, that's reservered for Absolute Zero.

I wish I was a Moomba!

Granted, but your mother was a moogle and now you got an annoying disabled pompom on your head.

I wish I owned a tunic