A winsome wench with a wrench,
she swung at her man's head,
killed him dead,
and hid him under a bench!



Stench, police, jail

The hobo's stench was so overwhelming, the odor police were forced to clap him in irons and throw him in the smell jail.

crude dude feud

Jason's 6th grade teacher nodded knowingly as she wrote in his Permanent Record: “The dude is crude and will get stewed in a feud.”


tulip wolverine ballet

In a break with tradition after the ballet the prima ballerina was handed a single tulip instead of the usual bunch of roses, it turns out that a wolverine had gotten into the cloakroom and had torn up almost all the bouquets, leaving only a single tulip intact.

Grace under fire

Under the circumstances, while watching the security of past achievement burn in a fire of arbitrary callousness, she was pleased to find the grace to close here eyes and just get on with it.


deja vu spit gratitude

Alex was bemused with deja-vu when his girlfriend simply could not spit out her words of gratitude.

Quizzical. Raffish. Ingrate.

Alex's girlfriend was in a quizzical frame of mind as she regarded her raffish boyfriend and pondered what category of ingrate he represented.



resuscitated thumbnail incandescent

The incandescent light alighted Nichole's face as she chewed her thumbnail, unable to decide whether to resuscitate her nemesis whom she despised so.

Insolence. Megalomaniacal. Clown.

“Such insolence!” said the megalomaniacal clown, whose heavy iron pipe remained covered in rust and blood.

Vermilion, wine, potato.

She was more than suspicious when served a vermilion beverage that he called “red wine” along with a heaping pile of potato salad.


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