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Insanity at 9:10PM, Nov. 1, 2008

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I smashed your head in.

I can't feel because…

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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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cool guy at 12:36PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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You're emo

I Love life because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Insizwa at 5:16PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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You're not emo.

I'm not emo because…

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mike_mcpeeper at 6:15PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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…you're not a whiny b*tch who spends their entire life griping about how bad living is.

I went twenty minutes into the past because…

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diana_m at 10:34AM, Nov. 7, 2008

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A WIZARD DID IT!

Nobody reads my story because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 1:33PM, Nov. 7, 2008

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It's not that exiting

I want to see Saw V because.

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 1:21PM, Nov. 9, 2008

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SAW RULES!

I like apples because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 1:26PM, Nov. 9, 2008

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You're Ryuk

I just made a Death Note reference because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 12:04PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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Death Note iz awesome!

I IZ RYUK CUZ…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Insizwa at 12:22PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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You kill people.

I can't build a megadeth lazer because…

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cool guy at 2:59PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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That's what Flapjack did

I 'm happy because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Insizwa at 4:52PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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You don't have worms.

Dr. pepper rocks because…

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diana_m at 10:49AM, Nov. 14, 2008

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COLA IS SUPER!

I like One Piece because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 10:58AM, Nov. 14, 2008

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U R A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my new Cellphone Because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 1:32PM, Nov. 16, 2008

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Cellphones are awesome.

I'm working on my website because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 9:28AM, Nov. 22, 2008

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You said you would

I'm now addicted to SHOOP DA WHOOP because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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soulcelshade at 4:21PM, Nov. 22, 2008

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the guy who raped you wouldn't stop saying it.

I've been cleaning all day because…

Grim: Darkside (2018)

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cool guy at 1:19PM, Nov. 24, 2008

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Because the guy who raped you said you should (asswipe)

I like rice because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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soulcelshade at 4:36PM, Nov. 26, 2008

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It goes well with rapist dick.

I make fun of cool guy's rape because…

Grim: Darkside (2018)

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cool guy at 5:12PM, Nov. 26, 2008

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ur an Ass

Flapjack has been recently harassing me for some reason because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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soulcelshade at 6:34AM, Nov. 27, 2008

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I don't like you, and you got raped.

I don't like cool guy because…

Grim: Darkside (2018)

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cool guy at 6:37AM, Nov. 27, 2008

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I don't know why,that's why I'm asking

I'm downloading a new MMOG because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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soulcelshade at 8:09PM, Nov. 29, 2008

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You hope to achieve awesomeness, which you won't.

He won't because…

Grim: Darkside (2018)

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cool guy at 3:35PM, Nov. 30, 2008

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You are *Insert Blink 182's song “Family Reunion” here*

Flapjack is a *Insert Blink 182's song “Family Reunion” here* because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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soulcelshade at 11:30AM, Dec. 6, 2008

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When you were little you got hit by a truck.

The driver never hit the brakes because…

Grim: Darkside (2018)

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cool guy at 11:46AM, Dec. 6, 2008

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It was you

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE TO MAKE MY SPRITES BECAUSE….

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 10:18AM, Dec. 13, 2008

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YOU'RE A LAZEE BASTARD!

I like chocolate because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 10:21AM, Dec. 13, 2008

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Because you eat shit

I like porn because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 10:25AM, Dec. 13, 2008

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PERVERT!YOU'RE MORE PERVERTED THAN SANJI!

I'm eating tofee because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 10:34AM, Dec. 13, 2008

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because you wanna

my pits stink because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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