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The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game
reconjsh at 7:54AM, March 28, 2007
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Everyone comes up with a reason this game can't be locked. I'll start…


… because this thread contains the secrets to eternal life.
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reconjsh at 7:59AM, March 28, 2007
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… because this thread turns your pennies to gold.
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RoronoaZoro at 8:47AM, March 28, 2007
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… because this thread seems fun.
I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/
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Adariel at 8:40PM, March 28, 2007
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Because this thread will not generate enough attention to bother a mod to lock it
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reconjsh at 9:56AM, March 29, 2007
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… because you can learn the mystic arts of kung fu here.
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AQua_ng at 12:41PM, March 29, 2007
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Because I can't be bothered to lock it.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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vgman at 5:37PM, March 29, 2007
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BECAUSE IM HAVING FUN!!
RIP TD :cry2:
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jgib99 at 7:42PM, March 29, 2007
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Because this thread makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.
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shisno15 at 10:30PM, March 29, 2007
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Because its the only thing stopping Bush from blowing up the planet.
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Krensada at 1:22AM, March 30, 2007
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BECAUSE I SAY SO! not that my opinion matters but there ya go!
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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RoronoaZoro at 6:09AM, March 30, 2007
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Cause it's cool.
I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/
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telruya at 11:54AM, March 30, 2007
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Because it kills garden ninjas!!



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jgib99 at 7:47PM, March 30, 2007
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Because it brings spiritual enlightenment to those who post here.
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luclucluc at 5:07PM, March 31, 2007
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because even if it is locked, I have the key.
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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vgman at 4:03AM, April 1, 2007
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because if they do the person who locks the thread will have his/her soul devoured by evil flaming monkeys from hell!
RIP TD :cry2:
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shisno15 at 11:29AM, April 1, 2007
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Because if you do the monkeys will kill me.
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luclucluc at 5:09PM, April 1, 2007
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because whenever you lock a thread, god kills a kitten, puppy, baby, AND makes someone's head explode.
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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reconjsh at 7:53PM, April 1, 2007
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… because this thread will get you laaaaiiiiid.
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shisno15 at 9:17PM, April 1, 2007
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Because this thread grants three wishes.
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luclucluc at 9:59PM, April 1, 2007
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because whoever posts in this thread gets 1 million dollars… and a karate hamster…
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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shisno15 at 11:17PM, April 1, 2007
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Because if we can get 1000 post on this thread I get to own my own Monkey in a Ninja Suit.
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luclucluc at 5:35PM, April 2, 2007
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because whoever locks it will be cursed by an evil curse! and not just any curse! oh no! this curse makes you only able to talk in curses! It also causes your feet to fall of.
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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RoronoaZoro at 6:40AM, April 4, 2007
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Cause I have a bet on this Thread. (not really)
I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/
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shisno15 at 4:05PM, April 4, 2007
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Because if you do god will punish us by making a horible new Adam Sandler movie, that are like the other 1500384.2
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Bocaj at 7:45PM, April 5, 2007
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because if you do it will rain baby panda blood for seven days and seven nights, resulting in a very strange rendition of Noah's arc.
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AQua_ng at 6:34AM, April 7, 2007
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Because the Interwebz said so.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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mechanical_lullaby at 1:47PM, April 7, 2007
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Because several thousand tiny green waterbound elephants will be irked by the last of this thread and cause a plague by sneaking in through people's noses, a mass amount of people at a time, and stample out their lungs. Oh noes!

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luclucluc at 3:21PM, April 7, 2007
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because it's got +7 resistance against getting locked…
I mean, come on, +7? How on earth are you gunna lock that?!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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Bocaj at 3:28PM, April 8, 2007
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because if you do I will do something random!
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vgman at 11:23AM, April 11, 2007
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because peoples lives depend on this forum not being locked
RIP TD :cry2:
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