Go to China and dress up as bamboo!
I have a dead body in my closet.
MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
Princess_Flufflebutt
at 7:52PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 205
joined: 9-27-2007
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Coveinant
at 7:56PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 1,768
joined: 9-17-2007
Call the cops right now.
I have a terrible migrane.
I have a terrible migrane.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.
go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
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Sea_Cow
at 8:08PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 2,689
joined: 4-5-2007
Beat your head against the wall to kill it.
Saw chose me. :(
Saw chose me. :(
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Dr3wdub
at 9:45PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 353
joined: 11-30-2007
Stay where you are and dont do anything the police will be there soon.
My wii just broke!!
The system you sick bastard!The game system!!
My wii just broke!!
The system you sick bastard!The game system!!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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Sea_Cow
at 10:04PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 2,689
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Put it back together using duct tape.
LOL WII=PENIS HURF DURF
I have one bullet in my pistol, and two sworn enemies approaching me.
LOL WII=PENIS HURF DURF
I have one bullet in my pistol, and two sworn enemies approaching me.
I am so happy to finally be back home
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:25PM
Dr3wdub
at 10:28PM, Jan. 3, 2008
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posts: 353
joined: 11-30-2007
Shoot yourself in the foot and hope that theyll take pity on you and leave you alone.
I just ran over my little brother.
I just ran over my little brother.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:14PM
spiritmonkey
at 3:08AM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 501
joined: 8-11-2007
Stuff him full of candy and hang him from a tree
VIVA PINATA!
I got pooped on by a seagull :(
VIVA PINATA!
I got pooped on by a seagull :(
Timmy And the Bleach
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Insane Video Gamer
at 8:48AM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 157
joined: 8-29-2007
Get it out of your clothes with more poop.
My PS2 broke.
My PS2 broke.
My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic
Random Insane Sprite Comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:00PM
Rusty Knight
at 12:42PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 214
joined: 4-29-2007
Buy an Xbox 360
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I'm cold… so cold…
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I'm cold… so cold…
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:13PM
lba
at 12:47PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 2,751
joined: 5-29-2007
Go to the zoo and cuddle with the grizzlies.
My head hurts from not sleeping.
My head hurts from not sleeping.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:28PM
zgenstru
at 12:54PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 909
joined: 12-28-2007
nothing a few over doses of ALCOHOL can't solve.
I want to get a PS2 sometime.
I want to get a PS2 sometime.
MCcain IS cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 5:01PM
crazyninny
at 2:23PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 1,457
joined: 7-20-2006
Steal one from that crippled boy down the street. He'll never know.
My hands are cold.
My hands are cold.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:48AM
lba
at 2:27PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 2,751
joined: 5-29-2007
Glue them to your genitals. That'll warm them right up.
I can't find my car keys.
I can't find my car keys.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:28PM
angel_of_darkness
at 6:21PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Take that woman's purse and take her car keys. She won't mind if you borrow them along with her car.
My stomach hurts.
My stomach hurts.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
zgenstru
at 6:24PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 909
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My advise would be to eat plenty of fatty foods.
I'm not sure which Nintendo DS games I should buy.
I'm not sure which Nintendo DS games I should buy.
MCcain IS cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 5:01PM
Sea_Cow
at 6:29PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 2,689
joined: 4-5-2007
Buy every game from every store in town.
Raep is illegal.
Raep is illegal.
I am so happy to finally be back home
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:25PM
Princess_Flufflebutt
at 7:04PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 205
joined: 9-27-2007
Say you fell on the person over and over again!
The Internet connection goes down every few hours.
The Internet connection goes down every few hours.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:12PM
angel_of_darkness
at 7:15PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Smash your computer against the wall with all your might until the internet is up again.
Bright lights hurt my eyes.
Bright lights hurt my eyes.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
Princess_Flufflebutt
at 7:29PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 205
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Look up to the sun, the pain is sure to go away!
I really need a slave to clean my room.
I really need a slave to clean my room.
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zgenstru
at 7:33PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 909
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Chuck Noris would be glad to clean for you.
I need more villan ideas for my comic.
I need more villan ideas for my comic.
MCcain IS cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 5:01PM
angel_of_darkness
at 7:38PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Do things a villain might do.
My fan won't work.
My fan won't work.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
lba
at 7:55PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 2,751
joined: 5-29-2007
Chew on the power cord when you plug it in.
My boss overpaid me this paycheck.
My boss overpaid me this paycheck.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:28PM
angel_of_darkness
at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Beat him with a stick to make sure it happens again.
That kid stole my comic!
That kid stole my comic!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
zgenstru
at 8:04PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 909
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Rip off his shirt and throw him into that abyss of darkness.
I can't remember how to draw female anatomy.
I can't remember how to draw female anatomy.
MCcain IS cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 5:01PM
lba
at 8:07PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 2,751
joined: 5-29-2007
Go find a girl and rip off her clothes to study.
I'm out of mountain dew.
I'm out of mountain dew.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:28PM
angel_of_darkness
at 8:10PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Go to the convenient store and get more. Use the daily five-fingered discount.
I lost my cell phone!
I lost my cell phone!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
zgenstru
at 8:12PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 909
joined: 12-28-2007
Well the most important thing to do is to run around in circles screaming wildly.
I can't remember how to draw a couple making out.
I can't remember how to draw a couple making out.
MCcain IS cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 5:01PM
angel_of_darkness
at 8:16PM, Jan. 4, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Force two random people to make out in your basement.
There's a hole in my shoe.
There's a hole in my shoe.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
spiritmonkey
at 5:00AM, Jan. 5, 2008
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posts: 501
joined: 8-11-2007
Use a srewdriver and a hammer to make a matching hole in your other shoe but make sure you have your foot in it to keep it firm
I have a knife in my forehead
I have a knife in my forehead
Timmy And the Bleach
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:54PM
angel_of_darkness
at 8:04AM, Jan. 5, 2008
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posts: 264
joined: 12-31-2007
Put another knife in your forehead. Two knives are better than one.
I'm choking on a penny.
I'm choking on a penny.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:52AM
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