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spiritmonkey at 12:52PM, Jan. 6, 2008

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Pop the others so you're symmetrical

Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure

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zgenstru at 12:58PM, Jan. 6, 2008

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I need more manga paper.

MCcain IS cancer.

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angel_of_darkness at 5:34PM, Jan. 6, 2008

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Barge into your neighbors house and take every type of paper so you can have more than just manga paper.

I have a knife stuck in my leg.

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lba at 5:38PM, Jan. 6, 2008

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Yank it out. If it starts spurting, drink some orange juice.

My computer is out of RAM.

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Rusty Knight at 9:58AM, Jan. 7, 2008

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Go to a farm and get some more rams…

I think… that the sky… is WAY TOO BLUE!

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Nintendude at 11:44AM, Jan. 7, 2008

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Throw filled paint cans up in the air hoping one will hit the sky.

My wallet got stolen at the mall, how will I find the theif?

AWESOME MAN! Here to make the day more AWESOME…..MAN!
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*

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zgenstru at 4:51PM, Jan. 7, 2008

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What you do beat uo everyone in the mall.

The beautiful female ninjas are back again! D:

MCcain IS cancer.

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I like zelda at 6:21PM, Jan. 7, 2008

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run and scream like a little girl

I can't seem to get money

I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(

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angel_of_darkness at 7:04PM, Jan. 7, 2008

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Go to the bank and yell at the tellers. Tell them you need lots of money.

My knee hurts.

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simonitro at 11:34PM, Jan. 7, 2008

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Go up and down the stairs 10 times with your knees… refuse to use your legs.

I want a Coke.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Rusty Knight at 2:32AM, Jan. 8, 2008

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I know a guy. Meet him on the corner of 40th and Girarde. Make sure you're not followed. He's got the best in the city.

I gave bad advice

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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angel_of_darkness at 11:53AM, Jan. 8, 2008

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Continue telling people this so-called bad advice. They know your advise is the best and freest around!

Someone stole my stuff!

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zgenstru at 1:07PM, Jan. 8, 2008

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You beat/kill everyone in town til you find the stolen object.

The perverted female Samurai is still here and she keeps making me eat mustard chicken with diet coke and salad D:

MCcain IS cancer.

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Princess_Flufflebutt at 3:59PM, Jan. 8, 2008

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Say “mmmmmmmm”

I want pizza.

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cool guy at 7:30AM, Jan. 9, 2008

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Draw some pizza toppings on a metal plate.

I want to learn how to make stuff in 3-D(the Red and Blue stuff)

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Princess_Flufflebutt at 3:46AM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Buy some crayons. Then you have a whole veriety of colours not only red and blue!

I need a new pen

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AQua_ng at 11:58AM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Use blood instead.

I think I twisted my ankle…

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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lba at 12:08PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Walk it off.

I broke my scanner. again.

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simonitro at 12:50PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Sell it on eBay.

My guitar amplifier isn't working.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Rusty Knight at 5:51PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Just go to a concert and take one of the performing band's. I'm sure they won't mind.

I need a new job

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 6:09PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Apply for a job and feed your boss scorpian stings.

I'm hungry.

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Dr3wdub at 6:29PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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You see that cat next to you? Fry it and eat it. I bet itll taste just like chinese food.

My foot is missing…no seriously where'd it go?

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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jgib99 at 12:36PM, Jan. 12, 2008

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Just go to a department store and take a foot off a mannequin, then duct tape it to your leg. No one will no the difference.

I don't want to do my taxes. What do I do?

Karen's Edge

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simonitro at 2:00PM, Jan. 12, 2008

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Kill your tax taker and bury him in the backyard.

My shoelaces are untied!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Rusty Knight at 4:28PM, Jan. 12, 2008

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Run real fast.

My laptop has no power… =(

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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simonitro at 2:09AM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Steal some power from you neighbor… (kill him if you had to) and put all the power in your laptop.

This day is boring… I want to have fun.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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cool guy at 11:40AM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Do like most little boys and imittate Grand theft auto

I want to laugh but I have no motive

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Rusty Knight at 12:36PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Go out onto the streets and kick someone square in the nuts.

I want a chinchilla

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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Crispiest Fortune at 3:59PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Richard Gere has some hidden away.

It burns when I pee.

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Aurora Moon at 4:19PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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fight fire with fire. burn your gentila off so that it won't hurt anymore when you pee!

I hate my family. what do I do?

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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